UCPW JWW Fight Club 01182025 03
Commentators
Glynda Goodwitch (RWBY)
Sense (Frieren)
Abnes (Neptunia)
Venue
San Diego, California
Chapter 3
Kandy & Neo were walking to the GM Office. Lana Kane stopped them, as she asked, "And where do you two think you're going?"
Kandy barked, "Megu-nee, and to do something about Nodoka Miyazaki! AND The Scarlets!
Lana said, "First of all, I asked about the transmission, and they tried to cut the feed, but no response. And knowing the tricks via the late great Bray Wyatt, I'm powerless to stop Erza Scarlet. But as for Nodoka, she and Haruna Fatu were escorted out of the building, just now."
Kandy hissed, "You listen to me, Kane–."
"NO! YOU listen! As much as I disapprove of your behavior and your gang mentality towards The Bloodline, that act is unacceptable. But I'm only protecting one-half of the Celestia Arena Main Event. And since Frieren is here, we'll wait for her decision for Celestia Arena, and in the meantime… You stay in your locker room, until needed." She asked, "Oh… and if this act of brutality happens again, one speed dial call to Megu-nee, and she'll see about removing you from Celestia Arena, moving forward."
She walked off, as Neo stopped her. Kandy nodded, as she held her cellphone. Takae moaned, as she held her face, "Ungh… Did you get him, yet?"
Kandy said, "Call… Peter Giese…" But the phone made a busy signal. She growled, "Does it look like he came?" She and Neo walked off, as the rest of The Dynasty followed.
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(Sense): Trying to call their leader, Peter Giese.
(Abnes): By the looks of it, no answer.
The Dark Oath makes an appearance, as Marin was posing with the title around her waist, The Ghoul Twins behind her, and Nowa right beside her. They walked together, as the boos roared.
(Alicia Taylor): Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome, International Champion, Nowa Sugaya, JWW Galaxy Tag Team Champions, Kurona & Nashiro Yasuhisa, and the JWW Universal Champion, "Black Lobelia" Marin Kitagawa… The Dark Oath!
(Glynda): Big thanks to Alicia Taylor from RAW, who'll grace us as our ring announcer for tonight's Fight Club.
The Dark Oath posed, as the fans applauded.
(Sense): And the darkness flows in Osaka, a prophecy made… And thus darkness fell over JWW Osaka, as Black Lobelia brought woe onto the land.
(Abnes): And they have the gold, as their beacons.
(Glynda): Almost all the gold, ladies. Marin Kitagawa, one hell of a ride, in her first year in JWW. A breakout superstar.
Marin was with her microphone, and she said, "San Diego…" The fans cheered, "This… is my world. The JWW Rumble was one hell of a ride. A fun event for all… but now we move on to the pathway of their depths of dismay… Celestia Arena 37, the flagship PLE… and one PLE that is changed forever, by fate. Neo Politan made some comments via her mouthpiece… but now, it's my turn. To whoever wins the JWW Rumble… remember this… You choose me, you may face doom. Whether you are Frieren or Farra Stevens, it matters not. Whether I be in Night 1, or Night 2… I will main event Celestia Arena, and soon after… I will own the entire JWW Landscape. I mean, look at the field… The Dynasty is slowly dissolving, upon reckoning, after losing almost everything… The Glorious Power of The Judgment Day, complete disarray, and all because of terror… The Ice Queendom, on the other hand, I'm not afraid of Weiss Schnee, and her idle threats."
The fans chanted for "Farra Stevens! Farra Stevens!", Marin continued, "And Tampa Fight Club, the ladies who once represented Wrath and Greed, now holy with light, because they support others… and that The Bloodline has purified, under Lara Gonzalez. But they are what they always have been… Weak! As does The Captain of Tampa Fight Club… and your so-called OTC." She stated, "Frieren, you should learn soon enough… when I walk out of CA37 as champion, and that Weiss Schnee should leave me alone. I know you have that Money in the Bank briefcase, but… You should back off, while you still can."
She smirked, "So, Frieren… Whatever she chooses, Neo, or me… You should think long and hard, before you sign it in ink. I'm not the same Marin Kitagawa you saw, back in NXT. I'm not the same Marin Kitagawa that slain Noam Dar in a JWW Ring… and silenced Chelsea to take her title… I'm a much different and dangerous Marin Kitagawa. Because I am changed… because you all made me this way… The darkness inside me will reap over Osaka, until it seeps into Tokyo. The Dark Oath will rule all of Osaka."
"The factions of the past will pale to comparison, over us." Nowa said. "Marin will be in CA37… and so shall we. I will proudly defend my International Title, on the honor of The Dark Oath."
Nashiro responded, "And moreover… While I will get my rematch against Yin Kazuma for that Heritage Cup, Kurona and I will be at Celestia Arena 37, and we'll defend the Galaxy Tag Team Titles…" Kurona added, "And anyone that dares, come get it."
Marin stated, "Any tag team, anyone in this locker room, or anyone at all… dares to take the titles off us, come get it. Kurona, Nashiro, Nowa, and myself, we will own Osaka. We will rule Osaka. Because The Dark Oath runs all of JWW. Neo Politan cannot hold a candle to me! Neo may be Tokyo's Champ, but I'm more of a champion than she'll ever be. 2025 will be the year… and The Era of The Dark Oath!
So, my friend… … … Are you sure?"
She ended the promo, as the fans booed.
(Abnes): Are you sure? I think she means… Are you sure this is the right choice?
The Dark Oath raises their titles high. Just then, Linie appeared and landed a dropkick onto The Dark Oath.
(Glynda): We hear from Frieren, later tonight–.
(Abnes): OHHHHHH! THAT'S LINIE!
Linie was armed with a kendo stick. She struck down on Kurona and Nowa.
(Glynda): Linie wants vengeance against The Dark Oath, even the Universal Champion!
Nashiro assaulted her, and they began to fight Linie.
(Glynda): But it's four-on-one, and The Dark Oath is not taking this beating well!
Mizore and Weiss ran to the ring, and they assisted Linie.
(Sense): And The Ice Queendom not taking this!
(Glynda): Mizore made her return to JWW, last week! And she's helping The Demon!
Weiss lands a dropkick to Marin, while Mizore throws Nowa out of the ring.
(Sense): I think tonight we might see it!
Ricka Machiyuki joins in, and she tackles down Nowa. Ricka, Linie, and others fend off The Ghoul Twins and Nowa, as Weiss and Mizore are alone with Marin. Mizore hits her Skull Crushing Finale, but Marin counters, as Weiss lands Torpedo Atlas onto Marin. Weiss kneeled down and grinned, knowing this was her chance. Mizore grabbed a JWW Referee, who was outside trying to stop the chaos, and she yelled "DO IT! WEISS IS CASHING-IN!"
The fans went wild, as Weiss threw the briefcase to Mizore. Mizore nodded and said, "Here! Weiss will cash in!"
Kyubey, the JWW Referee, gives the briefcase to Alicia Taylor, and he said, "This match is for the Universal Championship!
(Alicia Taylor): Ladies and gentlemen, Weiss Schnee has cashed-in her Money in the Bank contract! This match is for The JWW Universal Championship!
(Glynda): WE GOT A CASH IN!
(Sense): And Weiss is gonna foil The Dark Oath's plans for Celestia Arena 37!
Ricka called out, but Weiss told her and Mizore, "I got this! Get to the back!"
(Abnes): We might see the shortest JWW Match in history!
The bell rings, and Weiss hits the Skull-Crushing Finale on Marin. Mizore pulls the referee in, and Kyubey makes the count.
(Glynda): COVER
(Kyubey): 1! 2!
(Fans groan)
But Marin's foot was on the rope. Kyubey called off the pin, and Weiss was angry, "WHAT? WHAAAT?"
(Glynda): Almost a new champ, but Marin was close to the ropes.
(Abnes): Took too long to retaliate.
Mizore was in disbelief, as Weiss cried, "GET UP! YOU'RE NOT GOING TO CELESTIA ARENA! I AM! GET UP!"
Marin slowly gets up, as Weiss prepares her finisher. Mizore came back, as Weiss cried, "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?"
(Abnes): Oh, Mizore… She played the job, helping Weiss cash in, but…
(Glynda): But the thing is, Mizore helps Weiss, Weiss'll get disqualified. It's NOT NO DQ.
(Sense): Weiss knows that.
"Mizore! I told you to leave! I don't need your help anymore!" Weiss says.
"Let me help you! I can help you win!" Mizore says.
"Help me by leaving! I can finish things here! Now go!" Weiss motions her hand in a go away motion. "GO!"
Marin rolls up Weiss, as Mizore was on the apron. Kyubey makes the count, but Weiss kicks out. Kyubey sees Mizore on the apron, and warns her to get down. Weiss hits a dropkick to Marin. Weiss yells at her, "I TOLD YOU TO GET OUT!" Weiss yelled, "You're ruining my chance! GET OUT!"
Mizore hops down, as Weiss snarled, "I said go!" Weiss started punching away on Marin, and she landed a barrage of kicks.
(Abnes): We might have a new champion!
(Glynda): The Best Kicks!
(Sense): Best Kicks from the Best Girl, shades of Bryan Danielson and The Miz!
Weiss prepared one final kick, but Marin ducks out of the way. Weiss is locked in a Crossface, The Lobelia Lock. Weiss counters with a rollup, but Marin let go of the hole, before the pin. Weiss gets up and hits a knee to the head. Weiss growls, as she picked up Marin. Marin shoves her, and Kyubey is knocked down. Weiss hits a second Skull Crushing Finale, but the referee is down.
Weiss tries to revive Kyubey, as Mizore grabs a weapon. She nodded, as Weiss complained, "This again?! I said to leave!"
"She's not even human!" Mizore called, grabbing a chair.
Weiss nodded, "Fine! Give it!"
Mizore tossed Weiss the chair, but it hit Weiss in the head. Kyubey came to, and Marin made the roll up.
(Abnes): OH! YEET'ed that chair!
(Sense): Mizore pressed Circle!
(Glynda): The roll-up! Cover!
(Kyubey): 1! 2! 3!
(Glynda): Kitagawa retains!
DING! DING! DING!
Mizore was shocked, as Marin raised her arm in victory.
(Alicia Taylor): Here is your winner, and STILL JWW Universal Champion… Black Lobelia, Marin Kitagawa!
(Sense): Ice Queendom messed up!
(Abnes): Best Girl just fumbled the cash-in! Mizore Shirayuki, you fumbled at the goal line!
Weiss was out, as Kyubey raised Marin's arm high, while she raised her championship.
(Glynda): A successful cash-in gone awry! Mizore Shirayuki screws Weiss Schnee out of the Universal Title!
(Abnes): She pressed Circle, Glynda! CIRCLE! NOT SQUARE!
(Sense): We all know it was an accident. Weiss didn't want Mizore in the ring.
Marin leaves, as The Dark Oath celebrates, still mildly scratched from their brawl. Weiss comes to, as Mizore entered the ring, in complete disbelief. She pleaded to Weiss, "I'm sorry… I'm sorry!"
Replays of the end of the match.
(Sense): Taking another look… Weiss Schnee was plastered by that chair. And yes, we know it's an accident. Mizore with that chair, and just tosses it at the face of Weiss, ending up giving Kitagawa the much needed reprieve she was looking for.
(Abnes): Look at this again… Mizore pressed Circle, and Weiss didn't even press Triangle. BAM! To the face of Ice Queen, and the referee never saw it.
Weiss gets up, as The Dark Oath leaves the stage. She was in shock, as she saw Marin leave. She then saw the replay of what Mizore did – tossing a chair at Weiss.
(Glynda): Bottom line is this – Weiss Schnee's cash-in ended in failure. Marin Kitagawa retains, and-, uh, oh…
(Abnes): I think Weiss may have known…
Weiss picks herself up and seethes in anger. Mizore pleaded, "I wanna help! I'm sorry! I want to help you!"
(Abnes): This was, perhaps, Weiss's only chance at the Universal Title, the only title that eludes her. And Mizore Shirayuki ruined it…
(Glynda): Weiss Schnee is livid.
Weiss turned to Mizore and was furious. Mizore pleaded, "Come on, I'm sorry! We did help–!"
"HELP?" Weiss roared, "HELP? I TOLD YOU! I WANT TO DO THIS MYSELF! YOU WOULDN'T LISTEN!" She yelled at her, "I ASKED YOU TO GO! BUT YOU CHOSE TO STAY! I WAS THIS CLOSE, AND YOU RUINED IT!"
"Weiss, please–!"
"NO!" Weiss yelled, "You look at me… You ruined my chance! You ruined everything! You did this before… and you did it again! I'm not letting you ruin this…"
Mizore pleaded, "I'm sorry!"
Weiss growled, as Mizore walks off. Weiss grabs Mizore by the arm, and she nodded, "No… I apologize… Just pick it up. We're not done with Marin Kitagawa…"
Weiss & Mizore grabbed a chair, and headed to the stage. They raced off, hoping to run into Marin, and Mizore head up to the stage, but…
WHACK!
Weiss strikes Mizore with the chair.
(Glynda): OH! NO! WEISS!
(Abnes): THIS PIECE OF CRAP! SHE STRUCK HER OWN TEAMMATE!
Weiss grabs Mizore in a Skull Crushing Finale, onto the stage. Mizore was knocked out, as her face meets steel.
(Glynda): WEISS, DAMMIT!
(Sense): That is a sin, Mizore! You never cost The Best Girl the biggest match of her career!
The fans booed loudly, as they cheered for Mizore. Weiss hollered, "YOU SCREWED ME! YOU SCREW UP!"
Ricka appeared and cried, "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?"
(Sense): And Ice Queendom is trying to stop her!
Officials and referees separated Weiss from Mizore, as Ricka pleaded, "STOP!"
Weiss shoves her off and yelled, "I'M DONE WITH YOU! YOU'RE NOTHING WITHOUT ME! YOU HEAR ME?" Esdeath, Fiona, and Frost ran to her, and pulled her back, "LEMME GO! LEMME GO!"
The officials and Reine pushed the Ice Queendom back. Reine yelled, "GET BACK! GET OUT OF HERE!"
(Abnes): Weiss Schnee has snapped!
(Glynda): Weiss, what the hell is wrong with you?
Mizore was unconscious, as Weiss was pulled away. Weiss broke free and smashed her head to the stage.
(Glynda): COME ON! THAT'S ENOUGH!
(Abnes): If this keeps up, Mizore or Weiss won't even make it to Celestia Arena!
(Sense): This is sickening! Weiss Schnee has exploded onto Mizore Shirayuki!
Weiss is finally pulled away from Mizore. Security pushed The Ice Queendom back, as Weiss hollered, "YOU'RE NOTHING WITHOUT ME! YOU HEAR ME?"
(Abnes): Get this bitch out of here! This Ice Bitch out of Fight Club!
Fans chanted for Mizore, and they were cheering for her. The Ice Queendom left, as Mizore was being helped up. Mizore was put on a stretcher, being rolled away to the back.
(Glynda): My goodness… Mizore Shirayuki, this is horrible to watch.
(Sense): And just, too… Weiss Schnee was robbed of her biggest championship opportunity ever. But Mizore wouldn't leave well enough alone.
(Abnes): I mean, dammit… What the hell's gotten into Weiss?
(Glynda): Mizore Shirayuki just came back, last week, and this… this sort of punishment isn't deserving of her.
(Abnes): I mean, Ice Queendom is completely nuts… years ago, they punished Ricka, kicked her out, and she came back. But with Mizore, it's simply expelled from the Queendom.
Glynda is at the table, as she said, "Well, we'll give you word on Mizore's condition, during the show… but what we saw tonight, a cash-in failed, after things went awry for Weiss Schnee and The Ice Queendom. Now that Weiss Schnee is no longer Miss Money in the Bank, that leaves Tohka Yatogami the sole Money in the Bank holder for Neo's championship, and speaking of, still to come, we hear from the winner of the 2025 JWW Rumble, and where she goes from here, heading into Celestia Arena 37.
And still to come, our main event, Blake Belladonna vs. Blanc in a Street Fight. However, we have a special promo, concerning the matter… We don't know who, but we hear she knows Blanc."
A woman with long brown hair was sitting in her chair, wearing a black shirt and shorts. She was in tears, as she was angry, "Blanc… You son of a bitch…"
It was IF, former JWW Superstar and longtime friend of Compa.
"I was watching at home…" IF snarled, "And what you just did…"
A scene of NXT, when Blanc (Ethan Page) smashed Compa (Ja'on Evans) in the mouth, causing her jaw to break, and bleeding from the mouth.
"What you did to her, weeks ago… a moment for her, like this, and you smashed her face in…" IF sobbed, "Compa can't even speak right now. Her jaw's wired shut… Her teeth was being fixed up… and she cannot stop coughing. But she blames you for what you just did. I mean, that wasn't the Blanc I knew… The Blanc I knew wasn't a callous egotistical goddess that cares only about her own ego. Yeah… Lowee's Goddess… If you take away your namesake, leaving the "GO" in Goddess… That's what you are… Low-Ee-Go (Low Ego). JWW won't want you back, anyways… Me, I chose to step aside… all for Compa's sake in NXT."
She was in tears, as she remembered what Blanc did to Blake Belladonna, Roxine, and then Lubbock, and Dante Chen, brutally injuring them. She sobbed a bit, and she snarled, "I HOPE! I hope Blake Belladonna tears you apart, because of what you did… Compa wants revenge… but she's in no condition to fight you. I even offered to get my job portfolio to Yukino Miyazawa, the NXT General Manager… but I couldn't think of it. Would I return to JWW, just to get even with Blanc? To defend Blake Belladonna, over what you did?"
IF was dripping tears in her eyes. "If and when we cross paths, if and when I return to the wrestling ring… if and when I see you again… I will make you suffer more than what you did to everyone you hurt. You're not a goddess… You're a demon…"
IF got up, sobbing a bit, and walking off.
"You're not a goddess… You're a demon…" IF's words echoed, as the promo ends with a scene of Blanc smirking over a bloodied and injured Compa.
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Makoto Kino was with The New Day, as she said, "Well, Compa and IF are enraged over Blanc in tonight's main event, but right now, with some TV Time for Fight Club, I'm with Seina & Mayura, who–."
Mayura said, "Yeah, yeah, yeah, thank you. Thank you for finally letting us have our interview time. First off, Winter Schnee can make the threats she wants. She said "Or Else!". Well, do your worst, because I was fired before…"
Seina added, "But if anyone's fired, it's you, Winter. I mean, we weren't even ready to compete, and why? You still blamed us for–."
"We didn't even explain WHY we turned on T, Tohru Honda! And all because of these interruptions! But before Wednesday, when we show UCPW on CW why–!"
A loud noise was made, as Makoto left, "Excuse me, something is happening. Pardon me!"
Seina & Mayura protested, as Mayura screamed, "HEY! HEYYYYYYYYYY! GET BACK HERE!"
Seina cried, "AGAIN! THEY DID IT AGAIN!"
Makoto ran to the backstage area, and she saw Cayna being laid out. Officials and security went to Cayna, while halting the woman responsible – Akari Hanao.
Akari shouted in German, "I am the Deutsche Bar! You cost me the Rumble… You pay the price…"
Megu-nee shouted, as Akari walked off, leaving the arena. Medics and officials tend to a fallen Cayna.
Haruka Tenoh was in the ring, as she called, "San Diego, make some noise!" They cheered, as she continued, "Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome at this time, the Galactic Champion, Asuna Yuuki!"
The fans cheered, as Asuna Yuuki entered the ring, as the fans sang along to her theme. The theme stopped, as Haruka said to Asuna, "Asuna, first of all, welcome to Fight Club, and congratulations. Just 12 nights ago, at Wrestle Kingdom 19, you became the inaugural Galactic Champion in UCPW and JWW. It's got to be very special for you."
Asuna called out, "How are we doing, San Diego?" They cheered, as Asuna said, "Well, first of all, Haruka… It felt great. To win in Japan, in the biggest Japan Show in wrestling, to be crowned the first-ever Galactic Champion… and yes, it's not the Universal Title, but it's close."
"So, what is next for Asuna Yuuki, now that you're champion, again?"
"Well… I don't know. But I do know that I'm not giving up on my opportunity at the Universal Title. Marin Kitagawa is now in my crosshairs, and I await the decision from Frieren, and I hope she makes the right choice… and Farra Stevens, I have my respect for her, knowing she'll be ready for Night 1 on Saturday."
"Will this reign affect your previous stint as Universal Champion?"
Asuna stated, "You see, my Universal Championship reign was short-lived… but I have beliefs that I'm going to use this as a stepping stone to get back on top–."
Seryu's theme plays, as Seryu struts with her United Japan Championship. Seryu brought Coro with her, as she said, "Hold it… Hold on, Haruka, I believe this calls for a real interviewer. Asuna, old buddy!"
She and Coro entered the ring, as she held the champion on her shoulder. "Hey, thanks for the pep talk, last week, in your open challenge… and yes, you made me think about it, so… Thanks… for nothing!" Seryu jeered, as the fans booed, "Because ladies and gentlemen, the sentimental Galactic Champion just arrived, but justice does indeed prevail, my friends… because once again, Seryu Ubiquitous – that's me – is the United Japan Championship! And I have only one person to thank… my buddy, Coro."
She pets Coro, as he was on her shoulder. Asuna was annoyed. Seryu said, "While you are parading around with your new toy, I, however, decided to go after the title. It's thanks to you, I regained the United Japan Championship, and I'm now a 2-time Japan Champion! And that's more titles than you will ever achieve, you flake."
Asuna nodded and barked, "Never change, Seryu… Never change. Even with help from your mutt, you still took my advice, and you spat all over it." Asuna barked, "But it seems that you and Coro have reunited. So, how's this? You want to challenge me for the Galactic Title again? Correct?"
Seryu said yes, as Asuna said, "As much as I want to, the answer is NO. I've beaten you twice, and you don't deserve a third time."
"No?" Seryu cried, "Asuna, listen to me… Coro and I brought justice to JWW! In UCPW, Akari Yukimura and I became the UCPW Tag Team Champions at WrestleMania! That same year, you fought for the Universal Title, and you lost… WHY? Because I'm much better than you'll ever be. And if you didn't cheat to win, you–."
"I didn't cheat!"
"YES, YOU DID! That was a loaded hand!"
"The match was NO DQ! Anything goes! Sadly… You never change."
Seryu barked, "Then let's finish this… Title for Title – Seryu Ubiquitous vs. Asuna Yuuki, Winner Takes All! But not in a JWW Ring… in my turf. And that turf being… Next week…" she boomed, "SATURDAY NIGHT'S MAIN EVENT!"
They cheered on, as Seryu smirked, raising her title high. Asuna stated, "Uh, let's be geographical here… You're from Tokyo, I'm from Osaka. Meaning, I can't take away your title, even especially with what's left of your bullies, The Dynasty. Where are they, exactly?" the fans laughed, as Seryu was annoyed. Asuna barked, "But forget it! Keep your title, and your air-filled justice ego… because you want one more title opportunity against me, for this title? Then, you got it! Seryu, Asuna, Galactic Title, Saturday Night's Main Event!"
They cheered, as Seryu and Coro growled.
Haruka Tenoh called, "Ladies… Ladies! If you don't mind, I got the call from both Reine & Megu-nee, and it's official! Next Saturday on NBC, Seryu Ubiquitous vs. Asuna Yuuki for the Galactic Championship at Saturday Night's Main Event!"
Seryu & Asuna stared down, and Asuna raised her title. The Saturday Night's Main Event theme plays, as the fans go wild.
(Glynda): Well, ladies and gentlemen, JWW invaded NBC! Asuna, Seryu, Galactic Title at Saturday Night's Main Event, next Saturday!
(Sense): I cannot wait! SNME on NBC, with JWW Stars performing!
(Glynda): Of course, me, Abnes, and we'll also have WWE Hall of Famer Jesse "The Body" Ventura, calling the action live on NBC!
Glynda is shown at the table, as she said, "Folks, before we continue Fight Club, JWW expresses their condolences and wishes to the family of WWE Hall of Famer, Bob Uecker, famous Dodgers play-by-play announcer and WrestleMania III Ring Announcer for the main event between Hulk Hogan and Andre the Giant. This past Thursday, at the age of 90, Robert George Uecker has passed away."
Sense added, "We're miles from Dodger Stadium in LA, where Uecker announced his final Dodger Game, and it led to the Dodgers winning two World Series Titles. Baseball has lost a legend, and perhaps only one Mr. Dodger."
Glynda added "Tonight's Fight Club is in dedication to Mr. Baseball himself, Bob Uecker."
Tonight's Event is in memory of:
Bob Uecker
(1934-2025)