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Mrs. J.K., I made a mistake in the last chapter, I mixed two Meg Ryan movies up… I'll fix it though. For free.

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Regent Malfoy, Narcissa will have access to enough money to pay her debt to me.

6 Doggy style!

The Quibbler has a new Star reporter! Luna started a series about the Muggle world, titled, Exploring the Muggle World as Stubby Boardman's Niece!

The articles described how Luna went undercover as Stubby Boardman's Niece and along with Stubby Boardman's Nephew Harry, discovered the wonders of the Muggle World.

Each report had a theme, Harrods was described in detail along with some pictures of the women's section and a shot of Luna in a pretty dress. The Waterparks, Amusement parks, Tours of London, all the different restaurants they had dinner in. She had enough data to fill the Quibbler for months.

Harry was the one that took the pictures, a lot of them with his girlfriends posing in the new clothes they bought with my money. I can not complain about it, I offered it to Harry myself.

Anyway, Luna was a big hit with her adventures in the Muggle World, especially for the girls. A picture of the shoe department at Harrods, one of the clothing, the men became interested when she posted a picture of the lingerie department. Those were the only pictures though, security told them to stop for privacy reasons.

I bet the Ravenclaws will stop bullying her, now that she has become a Muggle expert. It explained her changed behavior compared with her personality from the books, she was an undercover Reporter and played the role of a young Muggle Girl from the countryside in the Big City.

Harry and Luna told me that they will pause dating for a year and see if there still is a spark to continue dating next year. Meh, they are at the stage of pecking the lips and holding hands… Crap! Luna asked the girls at their first meeting if she could watch it! Lately, they spent a lot of time in Harry's room studying. I have to trust them… I have too.

Xxxxx

That was not all Harry did, he reached out to the Greengrass and Bones girls and started corresponding with them, he cleared the misunderstanding about not being willing to socialize with them and promised to do better next school year. He was in a secret location recovering from the abuse his relatives put him through.

Not this Holiday though, he needs to be healed and tutored on the Wizarding customs. He got cornered when they responded that they could help him with that, and promised him to keep his location a secret with a Magic Vow.

Harry let me read their letter, "How do I handle this, Sirius? The book on Wizarding customs is not clear on it. They offered a Magic Vow, that is a big thing isn't it? Also, they offered to tutor me, which is unusual too and a sign of trust."

I shrugged, "Meet them on neutral grounds, rent a room at the Three Broomsticks. The Leaky Cauldron has too many busybodies. They will come with an adult chaperone, you will bring your Dog and talk it out. As I said, this summer is yours to enjoy, no matter what."

I grinned, "I'll make an appointment for the day after tomorrow with Gringotts to render the Basilisk after Lunch. We can have lunch with the Greengrasses and Bones, they can come along to the Chamber of Secrets to see that snake."

Harry went to his room to write his letters, I sent Alby, my owl to Rosmerta to rent a private room to have lunch with an undefined number of people, but will pay for twenty. That will cover it I think.

Xxxxx

Lucius lost his head with a bang yesterday, looking up close at a hand grenade can do that to you. The DMLE was puzzled, they did not find any sign that was used to set that big Bombarda off. I had Dobby remove the note and shrapnel from the room, so he could still enter Malfoy Manor. Usually, the local elves would prevent that, but the love and care they got from Malfoy made them ignore Dobby.

I'll wait until after the funeral to contact Regent Malfoy... Hmm, maybe I'll apply to be Regent Malfoy. After all, Lucius was a Regent for House Black. It is only natural for me to return the favor in their time of need. A single widow has to be protected by her Lord after all. There are plenty of predators that want to take advantage of a helpless Widow.

Yes, I will take that angle and apply for Regency. I'll send a letter to my Lawyers to start the procedure.

Xxxxx

Minister Fudge read his letter for the third time.

Dear Cornelius,

My condolence on your loss, it was known that Lucius and you were close friends. Lucius assisted you in the difficult decisions you had to make to rule this fine Nation.

Now that he is gone, he will leave a void, emotionally and financially.

Therefore I offer you to take a part of the burden from you, meaning I want to apply for the Regency of House Malfoy. As Lord Black I have to protect Lucius's poor widow, my cousin Narcissa, I hope you can see my point of view.

It is possible for you to continue receiving those generous Donations Lucius granted you from the Black Vaults, the ledger I read told me they must have helped you a lot.

I hope I have your support for the Regent position, Poor cousin Narcissa will be out of her mind from grief.

Soon your reelection will come up, I might give you my full support, after all, it was Crouch, Bagnold, and Dumbledore who sent me to Azkaban without a trial. I can use a man like you in my corner.

Best regards, Lord Sirius Black.

Fudge burned the letter and went to Umbridge, "Dolores, we should make Lord Black Regent for House Malfoy. Narcissa is a Black and young Draco is Heir Secondary for House Black."

Softly he added, while he stroked her arm, "Lord Black promised me that the contributions for my reelection will continue. Refusing will surely end those. See what you can do."

Umbridge saw the possibilities, "If we can let him drop the lawsuits against House Malfoy, to ease the grief of poor Dowager Malfoy as a sign of good faith after all it was Lucius that caught his ire. That will bring both sides together, without anyone able to protest."

Fudge nodded, "Make it happen, Dolores, I am counting on you."

Xxxxx

Two days later at noon, Harry and Luna walked in the Three Broomsticks with a big dog, me. Rosmerta led us to the meeting room, a lot of people were inside already. They brought reinforcements! I recognized Old bitch Longbottom and kid, Davis and… that must be Abbot. Four Greengrasses, two Bones, two Longbottoms, four Davis, and four Abbots, fourteen of them! With Luna and Harry on the other side, that was not balanced at all.

Cyrus Greengrass spoke up when he saw Harry's bewildered face, "Peace, Heir Potter, we mean you no harm. Once we knew you made an appointment with my Daughter Daphne and Miss Susan, we took the opportunity to introduce our families to you, House Longbottom, Bones, and Abbot are old Allies of the Potter-Longbottom Alliance. We, House Greengrass and House Davis were negotiating to join that Alliance at the end of the war."

Hmm, I'll let Harry handle it, I am curious how much he learned, "A question," said Harry, "Why did you allow Dumbledore to do whatever he wanted with me? With five Houses demanding to meet me, surely he would have to agree to those demands."

Amelia Bones answered, "After that day, we had to pick up the pieces, Susan lost her parents three weeks before All Hallows Eve, Jacob and his family took refuge in Spain and only came back two months later, Frank and Alice Longbottom were tortured into insanity, and Greengrass and Davis were considered Dark Families. When we wanted to call for you, Dumbledore and the Ministry pressured us to back off. They told us that you were in a secure location where the remaining Death Eaters could not find you."

Harry shrugged, "All they had to do was to order a House Elf to fetch me. Dobby, at the time, was a Malfoy elf and had no trouble finding me. He was the one who took me away from the Dursleys when he became my personal Elf. See? It was not that hard."

Stunned silence, could it have been that easy? Susan spoke up, "We want to make it right, Heir Potter, we put our trust in Dumbledore and he abused it. Can we make a fresh start? My name is Heiress Susan Amelia Bones and want to offer You, Heir Potter, my tutoring in Wizarding customs and laws."

One by one the Girls made their offer, Neville was the last one, he sighed, "I was a victim too, Harry, Gran took me to St Mungo's after she found out your Magic was bound, Mine was too, and a spell to numb my brain. I wrote letters to the others in our dorm, Sean and Dean had some spells on them too, probably to neglect your fame."

Roger Davis said, "I can not do much, but will set Ravenclaw straight and show them the facts. And to kick your butt at Quidditch next year."

Cyrus Greengrass added, "We took steps in the Wizengamot to prevent that from happening again, Heir Potter. Unfortunately, we can not change the past. Every one of us offers our home for you to take residence in, as it should have been according to the Will. We don't want to ask where you are living now, we only ask if you are safe there and taken care of."

Harry patted my head and scratched behind my ears, "Oh, I am safe where I live, this big log makes sure I am safe." that made Luna giggle.

Harry came to his senses, "Let's eat our Lunch, we have an appointment at One to visit the Chamber of Secrets with the renders from Gringotts. You are invited to come along."

That is my boy! It is the second time he made them speechless! Luna happily added, "I am reporting it exclusively for the Quibbler. It will be Hero Potter slaying a Basilisk, or Dumbledore and Snape robbed from The Boy Who Lived."

Veronica Greengrass softly commented, "She is so like Pandora, she would be proud of her."

That moment Rosmerta levitated the food on the table, "Enjoy your meal."

Rosmerta did not forget me, I got a big bowl with food and a bone to chew on, I love that woman!

Xxxxx

At one o'clock we stood at the gates of Hogwarts, I still had the bone in my maul. When the goblins arrived, we entered the castle grounds, they were informed of our arrival, keeping, the gate locked would backfire

At the entrance McGonagall was waiting for us, I sniffed Dumbledore's scent, that coward must have seen who was with us and made a strategic retreat, I buried my bone in the lawn. With a stiff face she said, "Mr. Potter, your party has more members than agreed upon."

Harry coolly replied, "It so happened that Dowager Longbottom wanted to do a surprise inspection about the Castle's safety, Madam McGonagall, and to you, I am Heir Potter, this is not a school day. If you move aside so we can go in, the faster we will be gone. Good day, Madam McGonagall."

Amelia added, "Your actions and Dumbledore's will be discussed at your trial, Madam McGonagall, don't think you are off the hook. What you allowed to happen here belongs in a horror story. Now move aside."

We entered Myrtle's Bathroom, Harry pointed to the sink, "This is the entrance to the chamber of Secrets. Can someone check the tap for spells please?"

After Amy cast her spells, she reported, "All spells were recently removed, there are only some faint signs there were spells on it. Dumbledore must have cleared his tracks."

§Open, Stairs!" that was my suggestion, Riddle would never slide down, he was too stuck up for it.

The Goblins made quick work of the cave-in and salivated over the shed skin, Sharpclaw and Blooddagger were calculating the profits it would bring in, this could be a very profitable day for them.

At the big gate, Harry hissed §Open!§

When we entered we saw a carved-up carcass, three-fourths of the snake was gone, Harry turned to Amelia, "Director Bones, I want to report a theft. Someone stole parts of the Basilisk that I single-handed killed, I read that Lord Black Claimed it in my name so Dumbledore knew and still robbed me."

Luna was taking pictures of the Basilisk from all sides, documenting the current state of the Basilisk, she will have a scoop on exposing Dumbledore's crimes. Kissing Harry made that girl blossom, she changed from a dreamy girl to a confident pretty babe. Pandora was one of the favorite fantasies of the boys to jerk off, Luna will be one too.

I nudged Harry, he looked at me, I nodded and nudged him again. This is too good to pass on. Harry sighed and asked, "Does someone know the spells to check for life debts?"

Amy answered, "I know them, Heir Potter, why do you ask?"

Harry pointed to the carcass, "Imagine that Basilisk coming to dinner in the Great Hall, how many would survive?"

Amy casts the spells, "Susan, Hannah, Tracey, Daphne, Astoria, and Luna, all have links to Harry."

Amelia reported, "It is not a complete bond of a Life Debt, but it can not be denied that it doesn't exist either."

Lord Greengrass commented, "In such case, they give an Order of Merlin, that covers any debt from our society… which Dumbledore tried to prevent by removing the evidence. I wonder why he did not remove the whole corpse. It makes no sense, he knew that the Goblins were coming with Heir Potter."

To me it does, Dobby put the carcass back in the chamber, he has been spying on Dumbledore and Snape for weeks, only pausing if Harry was shopping with his girls. The skeleton was proof enough that there was a Basilisk in the Chamber. Dobby and Penny have by now transported all Basilisk parts into my Dungeon and put everything in the Stasis chamber. We would have acted sooner If Dobby was not confident he could take it all back.

Let Dumbledore present the Basilisk parts, now that it is proven he rendered the carcass for his own gains. Or survive the Board of Governors. I think Potter and Black have a seat in it.

When the Goblins packed the carcass, we went back upstairs. With a smug face, Dumbledore was waiting for us, "Now, did you see that the Basilisk was an illusion? There was never a Basilisk in the Chamber, those were some children's tales to frighten the students."

One of the Goblins unpacked the basilisk's skull, showed it to him, and said, "To me, that is a realistic illusion, Dumbledore. You can even touch and smell it. Heir Potter sold the carcass to us, Dumbledore. We expect the rest of the meat, organs, skin, and venom, within Two Days, Dumbledore. You have been stealing from Gringotts. Two days, Dumbledore or we will come calling for you."

Harry innocently commented, "You better start practicing shoveling Dragon dung, Dumbledore. A fitting end for a thief and child abuser, don't you think?"

Dumbledore got his wits back online, he got played, "Everything I did was for the betterment of the Wizarding World, Harry. A child like you would not understand."

Cyrus interrupted, "The Wizarding World did not get better when you put Heir Potter with abusive relatives, Albus. How did the Wizarding World get better by stealing that Basilisk from Heir Potter? Is being a thief and child abuser making this World better? Locking Lord Black in Azkaban made this World better?"

Amelia said, "This is a Gringotts matter now. If I were you I would hurry and give the rest of that Basilisk to Gringotts, Dumbledore."

Dowager Longbottom added, "Make sure those parts are out of the Castle, Albus, I am calling the board today, I expect you out of the castle by the end of the day."

Harry said, "And take that Death Eater with you, he is a worse teacher than Bins, and that says a lot."

Amelia warned him, "You better keep your hands from your wands, Dumbledore, you don't want to add assault to a Goblin on your tab, you are in deep shit already, pun intended."

"Sorry, Albus," said Harry, "I am protected from Wandless compulsion charms or obliviations."

I taught Harry that, when Dumbledore stands still for a few seconds, accuse him of casting Wandless compulsion and obliviate charms. They can not be detected, but it can not be proved Harry lied about it too.

Dumbledore shook his head, "You are walking a dark path, Harry."

Harry nodded, "I was following your footsteps, Albus."

Luna spoke up, "Albus? Can you move away? I have a report to write for Daddy… Oh, which of your middle names is fake?"

Burn! Then Luna asked Albus something I mentioned to her, "Say, Albus Dumbledore, how would the world have looked like if you and Gellert were put in Azkaban for murdering your sister as it should have been done?"

Dumbledore lost his cool and grabbed his wand, then he lost the use of his arm because I mauled it. I was waiting for that moment. To be sure I did the other arm too. Yes, the grim has strong teeth. Ask the bone I buried in the lawn, yeah, the marrow is yummy. This old carcass has brittle bones, they break easily.

Anyway, the old man is on the floor with a big dog standing on top of him growling like mad. Hah! The light went on upstairs, he must have forgotten I was a dog animagus or that I was with Harry. He must be slipping. Harry took Dumbledore's Wand, I told him to do that if he saw half a chance, I said it was a Potter Legacy wand.

Amelia asked Harry, "Harry, can you call your dog, Albus? Were you about to attack a student for asking a question? Although I want to hear your answer to that question or answer this one, did you and Gellert murder your sister? Gellert as in Grindelwald Gellert?"

Luna answered, "I had some tea and biscuits with a nice old lady, Bathilda Bagshot, the aunt of Gellert Grindelwald, she told me Albus and Gellert were lovers. Gellert disappeared after the sister was killed during an argument."

Harry called me off, "Fifi, let the others deal with that old man, he has to be in shape to shovel dragon dung."

When I was stepping down Albus's body I rubbed my ass in his face and turned to look at him.

Dumbledore called out, "Fawkes!"

In a ball of fire, Fawkes appeared, before he could grab Dumbledore I snapped him out of the air and cracked his neck, then I hurried to spit him out, he burned up in flames! Some of my furs got caught in the fire, let me tell you, it smells awful as a human, a hundred times worse as a dog.

Luna took the chick and carried it to the Goblins, "Can you examine this bird please, it is not normal that a Phoenix stays with a Dark Lord."

I approve of Luna! She only needs a few pointers and she solves everything on her own! I never told her to visit Bathilda.

The other girls you ask? Their mothers pulled them backward to stay out of the line of fire, knowing how dangerous Dumbledore was.

Xxxxx

I let the drama play out, a small donation to grease the wheels of the Ministry got me appointed as Regent Malfoy. My first visit to Gringotts was with Ragnok, the director of the London branch.

Ragnok looked at me curiously, "You made big waves, Lord Black, what are your plans with House Malfoy? Destroy it?"

I shook my head, "No, just taking some of the Galleons Narcissa owes me and managing her stores the way Lucius did with mine, nothing more. Maybe teach that albino brat some manners."

I grinned, "There is another matter that concerns me and Gringotts. My dear cousin Bellatrix and her husband are sitting for life in Azkaban, therefore I confiscate the Lestrange accounts, including Bellatrix's Vault, I ask your Curse breakers to go through it and any Goblin silver may return to the Horde. Although I expect Bellatrix has a Horcrux from Riddle too, one from Regulus, One from Malfoy, I bet Bella has one too."

Ragnok nodded, "That is acceptable, the head curse breaker told me to inform you the living Horcrux needs more study before it can be safely removed."

"I can live with that," I agreed, "My Godson's life is the most important."

I addressed the next topic, "I noticed that Gringotts deposited the full amount for the Basilisk even when three-quarters disappeared from the corps. I can tell you that Dumbledore never can return the rest. My godson's elf made sure not a drop of venom or a speck of skin was left behind. As a token of goodwill, we will deliver it to a designated place of your choosing."

Am I playing Santa? Yeah! They paid big time for that Basilisk, if I start selling Basilisk parts, they might think we scammed them. Now I am a benefactor.

Xxxxx

Narcissa came into my office with a snotty expression on her face, "Sirius, hand the Regency over to me right now! I know you had your hand in the death of Lucius, and you are going to pay for it!"

Coolly I asked, "Are you done with your tantrum? Let me tell you some facts dear cousin, YOU LET ME ROT IN AZKABAN!" I shouted the last words out.

"You knew I was not a Death Eater because that raping husband was an inner circle. I bet you were laughing your ass off over it!" I picked up steam, "More! I got an infertility potion administered, guess who would benefit from it? Yes, you thought it would go to that spoiled little shit of yours. Too bad I made Harry my Heir."

I saw the wheels spinning in her mind, I had to nip that in the bud, "Nope, the first thing I did was erase that prick from the line of succession. To become Lord Black you have to kill every citizen from Britain, and then he still comes after all citizens of France even a Centaur is before that shit."

I looked coldly at Narcissa, "All those years, Narcissa, you did not lift a finger to help your Lord out. Did you know that House Malfoy demands their heirs to be of Noble decent, mind you, not pureblood but from a Noble line? What will happen when I kick you out of House Black?"

Narcissa paled and started shaking, I smiled evilly, "Ah, you understand, Luna Lovegood would be Heir Primary, and your spoiled brat will be just Draco from House Malfoy, maybe good enough to form a cadet line. What do you think? Do I make you Narcissa No Name?"

I saw her wheels spinning again, "Don't do anything drastic, Cissy. My will is clear in that if I disappear or die the next ten years, you will be out on the street without a knut in your pocket. I know how to handle snakes now, those years in Azkaban taught me that. It is payback time."

I smiled, "Strip!"

Narcissa was slack-jawed, "What?!"

I pointed to her clothes, "Remove your clothes, Cissy, you and Lucius fucked with me for all those years in Azkaban, expect to be fucked too. Strip, make it nice and slow, throw your wands and portkeys in that corner… all of them, Cissy. Relax you might enjoy it, and you don't need to worry about being pregnant, the healer said it can take years before I can have a kid. Aren't you glad?"

When Narcissa hesitated, I commented, "You know, if I hook up Luna Lovegood with Harry, maybe we can merge House Malfoy into House Black. That way it will keep in the family.. Ah, you started stripping. Good decision, Cissy. Dance around when you remove those clothes, some Muggle whore houses have their Whores do that too."

I teased, "The years have been nice to you, Cissy, I bet you still can ask a Galleon for a turn in the sack. Strip slower! Girl, you are clumsy! How am I supposed to get it hard when you move like a wooden puppet? Nah, I don't want to hear your voice, it urges me to kick you out."

I frowned, "A full bush? How long has it been for you? Or did Lucius prefer boys? By the look on your face that must be it! Or it could be the ugly underwear that repulsed him. A Muggle Grandma has prettier underwear."

I turned my chair to make room, "Well, you have to get it hard somehow, come here and see if you can get it up. On your knees, Cissy! Suck it!"

"That is better, I bet you had practice sucking Voldemort's dick like the slut you are. You almost got it up, Cissy, work it like a whore."

I had to jerk off a few times before her visit or I would have lost my load, she is still an 8.5 on the scale of ten. It was fun treating her as a two Knut Whore. I grabbed her hair and pushed her head deeper, "Put a bit more effort in it, slut, a two knut whore is more skilled than you! Now we are talking! I might be hard enough to fuck you."

I pulled her head up by the hair and let her face my desk, "Bend forward, slut, I have to inspect your cunt for diseases and bugs… there, I got rid of most of the fur… say, are you turned on? Your cunt is dripping! You are a bigger whore than I suspected! Color me impressed. I think I am going to fuck you Doggy style."

I slapped her ass, "Spread your legs, Cissy, I see that you are ready for your Master, come on, admit it, call me Master! Beg me to fuck you! Did you just cummed? You slag! Beg Cissy or I will let you stay like this and let Harry take a good look… Did you cum again? He is the same age as your little shit!"

Narcissa gasped, "Fuck me, Master, please, fuck me hard!"

I rammed my Dong deep in her cunt, it took only three long strokes and a few slaps on her butt cheeks to let her have the mother of orgasms, I did not stop though, I rode it through two more orgasms before I shot my load. Narcissa was reduced to a babbling mess.

I turned her and said, "Clean it with your mouth, lick it clean, maybe you are good for collecting my cum. Is that what you want Cissy? To be my personal whore? To be used as I see fit? No, don't talk with your mouth full."

Now here is a question, how much of it was an act and how much was real? Meg Ryan was a pro in faking it, although I got the movie wrong.