"Looks like we got a pretty good job for us to clear out today-" Kazuma trailed off while walking with his party of girls upon spotting a cartoony bear and bird running around in the grassy plains just outside the town, leading him to be quite confused. "Huh? Are those suppose to be the monsters?"

"What are you talking about?" Aqua bemoaned while turning her head to see the animal pair going about on the green meadow, promptly pointing at the clothes clad mammal and avian dinosaur. "Do you mean them?"

"They don't look so tough." Megumin spoke with a smirk on her face for she was itching to use her explosive skill.

"They look like they might bite." Darkness spoke with her trembling in glee. "And that bird does look like she'll peck someone's eyes out...!"

"Hey Kazooie; where do you think these monsters have the jiggy?" Spoke up Banjo the bear while holding a map in his hands.

Kazooie the bird was going through a near empty box of bird seed. "How the hell should I know Banjo? You keep running away from these enemies. If I had the chance I would peck them out with ease."

"Those anime like humans over there that likely popped out of a manga look like explorers in the same vein as us, let's ask them." Banjo spoke for he then approached the humans in a friendly manner. "Hey excuse me you fine folk, I'm Banjo and this is my partner Kazooie. We're looking for monsters around here."

"But aren't you the ones who are monsters?" Aqua casually brought about while doing 1 of her magic tricks. "I mean you look like you stepped out of a really badly drawn cartoon-"

"Says you and your Japanese same face; you don't even have underwear on." Kazooie scoffed while flapping her wings in a taunting manner.

"H-how dare you!" Aqua snapped for she slapped Kazooie across the face. "In fact I'll have you know that I'm the beloved lovely goddess-"

"Pfft you suppose to be a goddess?" Kazooie taunted for she then frequently pecked Aqua in the head. "You look like a cosplayer who got lost from the con!"

"Kazooie...!" Banjo bemoaned with his paw over his face since he knew this would happen.

"Oh come on Banjo, she looks like a lost child." Kazooie taunted while shaking her feathered head. "In fact I take it that if you didn't have your friends here you would probably be locked in your closet in a moody manner!"

Aqua had a moment of panic for she started to burst into tears, with everyone else looking at each other awkwardly while Banjo expressed expected disappointment in Kazooie yet again as usual.

"...Yeah she kind of does that." Kazuma spoke for he extended an arm out. "You don't seem the type that are going to be that bad around. I'm Kazuma..."

Several minutes have passed into the present future for they went on the look for any monsters to slay with Aqua being a babbling mess of tears.

"Sheesh does she keep crying like a fountain or something?" Kazooie grumbled while doing some talon trotting. "Every since we met she won't shut up."

"Yeah she tends to get like that." Megumin spoke up for her stomach began growling. "Speaking of which I'm getting kinda hungry."

"Here; this always fills us up." Banjo interjected while offering a piece of his honeycomb. "It's sweet and will keep your energy up."

"Oh where did you get this sweet sticky substance you naughty bear?" Darkness said for she was starting to get turned on again. "I bet it was from a bunch of bees who likely went hard on you for-"

"Will you shut up girl?" Kazooie interrupted by firing a regular egg at Darkness' face. "Can you not be horny for 5 sentences?"

Everyone stared awkwardly at the Breegull bird who sighed in disappointment while slapping her wing over her feathered face.

"Did she just break the fourth wall...?" Kazuma asked in disbelief while blinking astonishingly.

"Yeah we kind of tend to do that." Banjo explained for he suddenly used Kazooie like a weapon hitting a bunch of slime enemies that popped up around them. "And look at that we managed to attract creatures."

"Yes; use her so terribly she'll get a case of head trauma!" Darkness oozed while wiggling her body in excitement upon blushing. "It's so harsh to be using such a beautiful bird in a harsh fashion!"

"I'm seriously minutes away from making this stupid idiot shut her pervert trap." Kazooie grumbled while making use of her Wonderwing ability to get rid of the enemies.

"Kazuma why did we team up with such a nasty avian?" Aqua cried while tears went out of her eyes like waterfalls. "We could have just vanquished them when we had the time-"

"Can we discuss this later?" Kazuma barked for he was doing his best to attack the slime enemies. "Like much later?"

Aqua puffed up her face cheeks. "Ugh you are so inconsiderate but that's not a surprise given how much of a shut in you are! It's no wonder you died peeing yourself-"

Alas the water based goddess wouldn't get to keep mouthing for the inconsiderate yet poor girl would be slimed herself from a big slime coming up behind her, screaming in distress all while accidentally firing off her water that caused slime to go everywhere on everyone.

"This is the perfect case to use explosion...!" Megumin spoke while preparing to use her fiery power, only to get slimed in the face. "...if I could have proper cover..."

"Leave it to me." Kazooie interjected for she began shooting out different elemental eggs from her rear, with them causing all sorts of explosions on the slimes except of course for the icy eggs that froze them instead.

"...Wait did she just shart out eggs?" Kazuma asked in a disbelief tone.

Banjo sighed after rolling around with Kazooie. "Yeah it's either that or just using her as a gun. Speaking of which-"

Banjo and Kazooie suddenly were trapped in a big slime that laughed, with Kazuma freaking out. However he was surprised to see Darkness farting on various slimes that made them ricochet into the big slime containing Aqua that freed her; naturally he was disgusted yet surprised to see Aqua farting literal bubbly poots that trapped them within bubbles as embarrassingly divine punishment: and if that wasn't enough it was topped by Megumin farting flames as a way to build up her explosion spell upon being motivated by the red crested Breegull.

"Well now look what you did Kazooie."

"Hey don't blame me Banjo; those girls just decided to copy what I was doing since I clearly know how to use my body."

All Banjo did was roll his eyes at Kazooie's comments.