Chapter 1: Dog Newcomers
Inside the Loud house, Lincoln and his bi-generated twin sister, Linka, are playing a game of
chess together.
After Lincoln is done with his move, Linka's turn begins and she defeats Lincoln in the game.
Linka suddenly stands up excitedly, says "Woohoo! Heck yeah! Checkmate, little bro!" and starts
dancing around.
Lincoln chuckles and says "Well played, Linka.".
Linka says "You too! A for effort! Good game, Linc!" until she stops dancing.
Lisa then comes in and says "My fellow siblings, I have developed an outstanding discovery."
Suddenly, some Tardis noise is heard from outside the house.
Lincoln, Linka and Lisa rush outside to find out what's going on and they find an orange Tardis
materializing at the entrance.
Lincoln says "Wait, that's our Tardis, Linka." and Linka says "Yeah, I know. I lent it.".
Suddenly, Leni and Stella come out from the Tardis, with Linka expecting to see them.
Linka says "Hey, Stella. Hey, Leni." and Leni says "Hey Linka.".
Stella says "Hey Linka. Leni and I borrowed your Tardis and we managed to bring a pretty
interesting family of dogs.".
Suddenly, a family of 4 anthropomorphic dogs are coming out.
Lisa is now amazed and says "Outstanding! You brought a family of anthropomorphic dogs!".
One of the dogs begins to introduce herself.
"Hi. I'm Bluey." says one of them "And I'm with my sister, Bingo, and Mom and Dad.".
Bluey's father comes in and says "Hi. I'm Bandit and my wife is Chilli. Stella told us your world
and Bluey and Bingo are excited to meet you. I've never quite seen a human world before.".
Lincoln says "Well, that being the case, my name is Lincoln. And these are some of my sisters:
Lisa and Linka.".
Linka says "Hey there, little one! You look cute!".
Bingo says "Thank you! Would you like to play with me?".
Linka responds "Ehm… I would, but I have no confirmation if you can handle a little belly rub or
not.".
Lisa says "Now that Stella and Leni brought those anthropomorphic dogs around here can we
all go to my laboratory? I want to show my stupendous discovery using my latest invention.".
Bandit, who thinks it's part of Lisa's playtime, says "Of course, Lisa! Let's go and see what kind
of invention you are working on!".
Some time later, all 9 enter Lisa's lab, which is in the basement, and Bandit and Chilli are
shocked to see that Lisa was serious about what she said.
Bandit says "Ok. This is not what I expected." as he actually sees Lisa's latest invention.
Chilli asks Leni "Are there more people who are smarter than they look?" and Leni responds
"Lisa is the only genius in the family. Like smarter than the rest of us combined.".
Leni is now confused and wonders "Are we really combined as one or are we different people?".
Chilli chuckles a little bit because she finds Leni's silliness amusing.
Suddenly, Lynn Jr. comes in, says "Heads!" and begins to play with Bluey using her ball, even
though she just met her right now.
As Lynn Jr. suddenly plays with Bluey by kicking on the ball back and forward, she says "Alright,
blue doggo! Keep it going!" and Bluey says "This is so much fun!".
Chapter 2: Lisa's Invention
Lisa says "Behold! My very own psychograft! Thanks to your presence I can finally test out if it
actually works!".
Linka asks "What does this psycho-thingy do?" and Lisa responds "It allows anyone to leave
their body and be transferred over a speciment's body, allowing them to control the other.".
Lisa says "However, for this procedure, I must clone someone and use that clone as my test
subject.".
Bingo rises her hand and says "Pick me! Pick me!" as she's wiggling her tail.
Lisa says "Good. Now I have to bring my duplicator so I can duplicate you, Bingo.".
Lisa then brings her handheld creation known as the duplicator, zaps Bingo despite not hurting
her and then zaps on the ground, creating an identical duplicate of Bingo.
Lana walks down as Bluey decides to stop playing with Lynn Jr.
Lynn Jr. says "Thanks for the fun, little boy! We should play more sports sometime!".
Bluey, however, says "Actually, I'm a girl. By the way, my name is Bluey.".
Lisa says "Alright, Clone Bingo. Step inside the psychograft." and Clone Bingo enters the tube
part of the psychograft and lets Lisa shut the door close.
Lincoln, who notices Lynn Jr., Lana and Bluey's attention, says "Lisa is going to test her newest
invention, the psychograft, on Clone Bingo."
Lynn Jr. asks "Why do you have to clone Bingo? Couldn't you just use his normal self?".
Lana recorrects Lynn Jr., saying "I think Bingo is a girl. I can tell as the animal expert.".
Lisa responds "You see, the process the psychograft does, while it allows that person, or in that
case an anthropomorphic dog, to be transferred into a speciment's body, the original body's life
expires afterwards. This is why I had to duplicate Bingo.".
Clone Bingo is now scared and yells "WAIT! YOU CAN'T DO THAT! I'M JUST A KID!".
Bluey says "I'm so sorry, Clone Bingo. At least we know the original is still safe.".
Lisa then goes to the control panel and begins the process, at the expense of having lightnings
inside the tube part as Clone Bingo screams.
Leni says "No! Not Clone Bingo!" but Lincoln says "Calm down, Leni. Nothing bad's gonna
happen.".
As Lincoln just said that, Clone Bingo leaves her body and gets transferred to Bluey's, shocking
everyone.
Clone Bingo then opens her eyes and looks at her arms, finding out that she's in Bluey's body.
Clone Bingo says "Mom! Dad! I think I'm Bluey!" and Linka says "Holy crap. Clone Bingo is in
Bluey's body.".
Chilli says "Linka! Don't swear in front of the children!".
Linka says "But I am a child. 12 years old to be exact.", leading to Chilli lifting up her finder only
to put it back down confused.
Chapter 3: Body Swap
Clone Bingo decides to stand up, only to initially struggle to stand until she gets her feet ready.
As Bandit and Chilli are checking Bingo Clone, Leni comes towards the psychograft, opens the
tube's door and checks Clone Bingo's body.
Leni is shocked and says "Oh my gosh! Clone Bingo is dead!".
Lisa says "No, she is very much alive, Leni. But if Clone Bingo stays for too long in Bluey's body
she could make Bluey cease to exist.".
Everyone then gasps in shock and hopes that there's a way to save Bluey.
Stella says "What are we going to do now? I mean, we can't let Bluey die because of Clone
Bingo.".
Lisa responds "Clone Bingo has to get herself transferred into a living corpse she can live in
without hesitation.".
Suddenly, a rat comes in and Leni freaks out and she sees it first.
"AAGH!" screams Leni "GET OUT OF HERE!" and immediately tries to kill it with her shoe.
Lincoln steps in and stops Leni, saving the rat's life.
"Leni! Wait!" says Lincoln "Clone Bingo can use that rat's body to her advantage!".
Clone Bingo, who is still in Bluey's body, asks "What about that rat's life?" and Lisa responds
"We have to sacrifice it in your favor. Now listen to Lincoln and transfer to the rattus!".
Clone Bingo then decides to focus her energy to transfer herself in the rat's body, only to
accidentally transfer herself in Bandt's body.
Bluey wakes up and says confused "Huh? What happened?" and Clone Bingo says "Wait a
minute. I think I'm in my dad's body.".
Lynn Jr. says "Come on, stinkin! Go in the rat's body already!".
Clone Bingo says "Did you just call me "stinkin"?" as she is going to transfer herself again, this
time in Lynn Jr.'s body, keeping Bandit alive.
Clone Bingo, now in Lynn Jr.'s body says "Wait a minute. I never knew Lynn has a love for
sports. Also, am I human now?".
Linka asks "How does Clone Bingo know about Lynn's sports passion?" and Lisa responds
"Clone Bingo is reading Lynn's surface memory!".
Clone Bingo says "Sorry." as Luan comes in as well.
Luan says "I say today is going to be experimental! HAHAHA! Get it?".
Clone Bingo is now scared, just enough to accidently transfer herself to Luan, keeping Lynn Jr.
alive.
Clone Bingo then looks in Luan's pockets and finds Mr. Coconuts and says "Oh! That lady Luan
has her own puppet! She has a really strange name. Maybe I can play with it and cuddle it and-"
but gets interrupted.
"Focus!" says everyone else, making Clone Bingo concentrate.
Clone Bingo says "Ok, fine." and, despite her difficulties due to much taller height than she used
to, walks closer towards Lisa and says "Lisa! Bring me the rat!".
Lisa then brings the rat close enough and Clone Bingo transfers herself once more, this time in
the rat's body, keeping Luan alive.
Luan now rubs her head confused as she stands up and says "Ohh… My head…".
Then everyone else cheers up, celebrating the fact everyone survives, however, Bingo is slightly
sad about Clone Bingo.
Chapter 4: Clone Bingo
Bingo comes towards Clone Bingo and says "Bingo? I'm so sorry about what happened. At least
no one will die… Except for the rat itself.".
Then both Bingo and Clone BIngo decide to touch hands.
Luan says "Okay, guys. What the heck is going on? I was going to tell you a joke and then I was
somehow possessed by some ghostly light.".
Lincoln says "Long story short, Lisa created a machine called a psychograft, cloned Bingo, the
small orange dog, and used it on her. The clone is now in the rat's body.".
Lynn Jr. asks "Guys, It's okay that we are all safe, but what about Clone Bingo's body?".
Linka thinks and responds "You know what? You're right, Lynn. We cannot leave a dead corpse
like that, not alone an alien body like Cone Bingo's. Perhaps there's gotta be a way to make it
live again somehow.".
Clone Bingo, still in the rat's body, walks around and notices her reflection on a bottle full of
acid.
Clone Bingo freaks out and accidentally knocks the bottle with her tail, leading to the container
falling on Chilli.
Linka immediately notices the container, yells "Chilli!" and goes and pushes Chilli away,
sacrificing herself to save Chilli's life.
However, rather than the acid spilling all over the place, the bottle lands in Linka's mouth,
causing her to drink the whole thing.
Everyone is now shocked as Linka falls on Chilli's hands, with her stomach in pain.
Linka then opens her eyes, notices Chili and says "Chilli! Back off from me!".
Chilli says confused "What?" and Luan says "Do as Linka says and get away from her!".
Linka then struggles to breathe as she looks at her hand, noticing that she begins to glow.
"Oh my god…" says Linka "It begins!…".
Everyone then begins to go away from Linka as she's struggling to stand up.
Bluey asks "Can someone tell me what's going on?" and Lincoln says "Linka is dying and if
Linka dies, she can regenerate. It's like cheating on death except she will change. Trust me, I've
got something similar back in my day.".
Bingo is scared and yells "Don't do it, Linka! You have so much to live for!".
Linka says "So sorry… My time is up… I'm regenerating…" and then she begins to regenerate.
Linka gets healed up as the rest notice Linka's regeneration, however, eventually, Linka aims
her arms at Clone Bingo's dead body.
The regeneration energy is now going to Clone Bingo's dead body, preventing her from
changing despite still healing herself.
Linka's regeneration is now done and she stands up, breathes for a second and happily says
"Heck yeah! I freaking knew it! I didn't want to change, didn't I? So I thought of directing the
remaining energy to Clone Bingo's dead corpse before I changed and vola! I regenerated
without becoming the Third Lincoln!".
Lincoln is really confused like everyone else and asks "W-what happened? How did you
regenerate without changing?".
Linka responds "I don't know exactly. I think it could be…".
Lisa then finishes Linka's sentence by saying "Meta-crisis regeneration.".
Linka asks confused "What the? Meta-crisis regeneration?".
Chapter 5: Meta-Crisis Loud
Lisa says "Linka has experienced meta-crisis regeneration. You see-" but gets interrupted.
Linka says "Lisa? I think I have a feeling I know what you want to say and I will admit that I just
explained that.", leading to Lisa facepalming herself and saying "Dang it.".
Bluey notices the glowing Clone Bingo's former body and proceeds to reach it.
"Bluey!" says everyone else "Don't touch it!".
Bluey says "Relax, guys! It's just a dead body! What could possibly go wrong?" and proceeds to
touch the body.
Suddenly, Bluey gets blasted away, somehow landing on Chilli, leading to her survival, and
regeneration energy starts to glow.
Meanwhile, some regeneration energy goes to Bluey while the rest temporarily glows all over
Clone Bingo's dead body.
Eventually the glow stops, indicating the birth of Meta-Crisis Linka.
Meta-Crisis Linka wakes up and begins to look at herself.
"Holy cow I'm a dog now. I mean, I'm Linka Loud. But I think I'm in Clone Bingo's body." says
Meta-Crisis Linka, struggling to stand up due to being a different species.
Bluey then opens her eyes and Chilli sees the eyes briefly glowing, indicating that Bluey now
can be LoudBluey whenever she wants, much to Chilli's shock.
Bluey fully recovers, walks towards Meta-Crisis Linka and says "Wow! I have never seen a dead
body become alive before!".
Meta-Crisis Linka says "I think I'm born from Linka's meta-crisis regeneration. And I feel like I
can play!" as she wiggles her tail.
Bluey wiggles her tail too and says "How about a barking game where we bark at each other!"
and Meta-Crisis Linka says "A little strange, never had cravings for fun before, but I'll give it a
shot.".
Then Bluey and Meta-Crisis Linka bark at each other for fun, even down to making Bingo want
to join too.
Suddenly, Lola comes in and says "Stop it! Can anyone tell me what is going on here? I was
going to take my beauty nap, then I heard some strange noise from the basement and now I
see whatever this is!".
As Bluey and Meta-Crisis Linka stop, Stella says "Long story.".
Meta-Crisis Linka says "Welp, I want to regenerate regularly. I will not tolerate any unintentional
confusion with Bingo." as she grabs the empty bottle of acid, willing to smash it on her head.
Lisa comes towards Meta-Crisis Linka, says "First, you don't have to die if you want to
regenerate." and grabs the bottle from Meta-Crisis Linka as she walks away.
Meta-Crisis Linka then tries to regenerate, only to find out she can't.
"What the? I can't regenerate no more." says Meta-Crisis Linka.
Lisa says "Secondly, when Linka has meta-crisis regenerated you lost your time lord-like
powers." as she brings a cup of the same potion that gave Lincoln time lord-like powers.
Lisa then gives Meta-Crisis Linka the potion and says "Drink this. It's the same concoction that
allowed Lincoln to have his time lord-like powers.".
Meta-Crisis Linka drinks the whole cup and begins to glow temporarily.
"Thanks Lisa. Now, time to regenerate!" says Meta-Crisis Linka, as she begins to glow again
because she wants to regenerate without dying.
Chapter 6: A Pet Sibling
Meta-Crisis Linka says "Goodbye Meta-Crisis Linka. Hello new Lincoln!".
Despite the lack of death Meta-Crisis Linka begins to blast with regeneration energy,
regenerating into an orange maltese with an american accent similar to Lincoln's and his height
taller than Bingo's, becoming the next Lincoln, aka Dog Lincoln.
After the regeneration is complete, Dog Lincoln asks "Regeneration complete. How do I look?".
Lana says "Honestly, your gender changed again. Also, I noticed you are no longer a red heeler
unlike Bingo.".
Dog Lincoln looks at himself and says "I'm so disappointed that I am still a furry. But at least I
look nothing like Bingo.".
Bingo asks "How did you know what kind of dog I am?" and Lana responds "Like I said earlier,
I'm the animal expert. I have seen hundreds of species of dogs long before I've seen you.".
Dog Lincoln asks "Lincoln. Can I use your name for my current form? I will let everyone call me
Dog Lincoln to prevent confusion, I promise.".
Lincoln responds "Sure thing, Dog Lincoln." as Dog Lincoln burbs some regeneration energy out
of his mouth.
Bluey and Bingo are grossed up because of that.
Then Dog Lincoln says "Scuse me. Just high on regeneration energy. For now.".
Lisa says "Now that this situation has been solved, let's hang out together with our relatives.
Besides, I need to perform research on those alien anthropomorphic dogs' behavior.".
Everyone else says "Deal.", agreeing with the idea of hanging out.
As time goes by Bluey, Bingo, Bandit and Chilli enjoy their time in the Loud house, with Bandit
and Chilli enjoying spending time with Lynn Sr. and Rita, and Bluey and Bingo managing to
have fun like never before due to the chaotic nature of the family.
Meanwhile, Linka notices Dog Lincoln frowning as he reads comics.
Linka asks "Dog Lincoln? What's wrong?" and Dog Lincoln responds "I kinda hate this family,
but I can't get rid of it forever. I mean it's ok to hang out with them, but the chaos is just too
much for me.".
Linka says "Remember when Lincoln told me that Gran-Gran used to be a secret agent. I even
asked Gran-Gran and she confirmed that too. Maybe this will help you temporarily solve this
issue, sad to say.".
Dog Lincoln says "You know what? You are right, Linka. Maybe I should think about getting a job
like that, like being a public detective.".
Linka says "This is not what I expected you to say, but I'll give it a pass.".
Suddenly, Lola' princess car drives and crashes on the couch Linka and Dog Lincoln are in.
Then an anthropomorphic gray dog known as Muffin Heeler shows up and says "Is my car
scwatched?".
Lola says "Hey! That's MY car, Muffin!" and begins to chase Muffin as she runs away from Lola.
Dog Lincoln says "What the?" and Bluey and Bingo show up, willing to explain.
Bluey nervously says "Bingo and I may have gone with Stella and Leni to our world and might
have brought Muffin here to play with us. She is my cousin.".
Linka and Dog Lincoln then facepalm themselves and say "Dang it." in unison.