The Breast Goddess Returns

by Warrior095

Keigo Asano is a clown, a joker, a dimwit, and a pervert who ogles any cute girl and sexy women around. BUT!... At the same time, he's unlucky with the ladies too. In fact, as of right now he's trying to gain the attention of a certain blonde, big breasted female he's met, but can't. This however has come as a further surprise when finally gets super flirty & seductive with him.

The Breast Goddess Returns

Disclaimer: ALL COPYRIGHTED CHARACTERS ARE A TRADEMARK OF TITE KUBO, STUDIO PIERROT & WEEKLY SHONAN JUMP MAGAZINE. NO ORIGINAL CHARACTERS WERE USED.

Authors Notes: This was taken place before the Hueco Mundo Arc of the BLEACH manga & anime. Original characters were unused in Fanfiction.

Keigo Asano is the goofball friend of Ichigo Kurosaki, always clowning around and meanwhile trying to lighten the mood with his friends. However, at the same time he's quite the coward, even when he's doing his superhero teamwork with the other members of Team Karakura-Raizer, or whether his opponents are either hollows or school bullies, he's always running away from the fight and letting somebody else do the beatdowns for him (Ichigo, Tatsuki, Uyru & Chad).

In addition, he's also a pervert too who always ogling any cute girl and hot woman right in-front of him at all times. Hot cuties like Rukia Kuchiki, Orihime Inoue, Mahana Natsui, Michiru Ogawa, Tatsuki Arisawa, Chizuru Honsho and Ryō Kunieda, he's always trying (and failing) to gain the attention of one of those girls in his class. Furthermore, on that one time he ended up in the Cacao Society, he also tried to attracted the attention of the Cacao Society versions of the female soul reapers and hollow arrancars, Tier Halibel, Momo Hinamori, Youichi Shihoin, Soi Fon and Nanao Ise, or should I say, gaining the affection of those females (that again, failed miserably).

Despite this however, there's only one female student/soul reaper he's infatuated with the most, and that's the one he calls the 'Breast Goddess' (Bleach manga/anime), and that person is none other than the super busty and super sexy Lieutenant of Squad 10, Ms. Rangiku Matsumoto (even though he doesn't really knows her name either). Seeing as everytime he sees her, he always falls victim to his pervy lust for her and runs up to her everytime in order to grope and fondle her well-endowed chest, but always eating either a fist or a foot to the face from her too.

Nonetheless, he always tries & tries again and fails to touch her even once everytime, and today was no different, being pummeled into the ground by Rangiku but he'll never change and continues to be a perverted male in the world. *SLOWLY GETTING BACK UP *HOLDING HIS BRUISED FACE WITH LEFT HAND *STERN FACE *TEARS "YOW! THAT HURT!... But still... That 'Breast Goddess's body figure' sure is amazing, huh?!... (*STARTING TO WHINE AND COMPLAIN *CRYING TEARS) OOOH HOW I WANNA TOUCH THEM GINORMOUS SLUGJUGS! BUT CAN'T, DAAAAAAAAMN IIIIIIIIIIIT!..." said Keigo, realising that his dream of touching the Breast Goddess's enormous rack will never be reality.

However, when Rangiku switches from her casual human gigai attire (in her causal winter outfit of a White Long-Sleeve Jacket, Light Red Singlet, a Silver Love Heart Necklace with a Red Ruby in the middle, and Blue Denim Jeans, with a pair Black High-Heels on her feet. From the BLEACH official gree cards collection) to her soul reaper attire, being ready to battle a hollow in the distance. She order her gigai clone to head straight home and no detours, *STERN LOOK *DEMANDING ATTITUDE *ORDERING HER CLONE AROUND "Alright! Listen up gigai clone... You go straight home while I fight those hollows out on the otherside of town... NO DILLY DALLYING ALRIGHT?!". *EYES CLOSED *BOWING DOWN TO HER MASTER "Yes ma'am... Understand!..." said her Gigai Clone back.

But the problem is that her gigai copy doesn't listen to her at all and instead ignores her demands most of the time. This led her gigai clone to get her human body into trouble again, especially when a certain pervy teenage boy catches her in his sights again, making him stalk her creepily from behind without being caught. *HIDING BEHIND A CORNER WALL OF BUILDING *HAPPY FACE *PERVY SMILE & LAUGH *BLUSH *DROOL "HEHEHEHEHE!... OH MAN!, I can't wait to surprise her soon... HEHEHE!" said Keigo who was lying and waiting for his chance to strike touching her beautiful body to the fullest. But whilst he snuck up to try and grope her, he gotten a surprise himself.

*FAST TURN AROUND *GRABBING KEIGO BY THE SHOULDERS *SLAMMING KEIGO TO THE BUILDING WALL *EYES SHINING *SEDUCTIVE SMILE "Oh myyyyyyy... What a dirty little boy you are?!... Stalking such a helpless and gorgeous woman like me..." said Rangiku's body clone. All the while Keigo was in complete shock and nervously tried to answer the question back, *NERVOUS FACE *LOOKING ALL-AROUND *BLUSH *AWKWARD SMILE "O-O-... W-W-WELL Y-YOU SEE AAAH!... I-I-I AAAAH!... I-!...". His excuse however was soon cut short by getting a hand over his mouth from her, who then replied with, *HAND OVER KEIGO'S MOUTH *EYES SHINING *SEDUCTIVE SMILE *LEAN INTO KEIGO'S FACE "NOW NOW!... I'm no judge of character... AFTERALL!... (*LEAN IN CLOSER) I LIKE A MAN LIKE YOU WHO HAS... 'CHARACTER'..." *READY TO KISS KEIGO ON HIS LIPS.

Despite this, Rangiku finally came back and stopped her gigai clone from getting her into more trouble by punching the gigai pill out of her human body before it kisses Keigo, thus returning her actual soul within it in time. *PUNCHING OUT HER GIGAI PILL FROM HUMAN BOODY *SWITCHING BACK INSIDE HER HUMAN BODY *ANGRY FACE *STERN LOOK *CATCHING HER GIGAI PILL "HAAAAH! You stupid gigai clone, your always getting me into trouble... (*LEAN IN *WHSPER TO THE PILL) MAYBE KISUKE WILL GIVE ME A REFUND IF I SELL YOU BACK TO HIM... HMMMMMM!" Rangiku said to her pill in order to try and make her clone to stop getting her into so many sticky situations in the Human World. Unfortunately for her, the current situation she's in now had only just began to get complicated when Keigo started to jump for joy and perversely try to grope and kiss her now, *EXCITEDLY HAPPY FACE *JUMPING AT THE BIG BREASTED RANGIKU WITH JOY *GETTING READY TO GROPE RANGIKU'S LARGE BREAST *GETTING READY TO GROPE RANGIKU'S LARGE BREAST *GETTING READY TO KISS RANGIKU *GETTING READY TO KISS RANGIKU *PERVY SMILE & LAUGH *TONGUE STICKING OUT *DROOL "YAHAAAAAAHAAAAAA!... I'm super happy now that I have a super sexy 'Breast Goddess' like you as my new girlfriend now!... SO WHY DON'T WE SEAL THE DEAL WITH A KISS PLEASE!... HAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!...".

Although, this moment was soon ruined when Rangiku once again punched him out cold for being an annoying perv. Making Keigo to once again cry in pain, thinking about going back to the old drawing board again. *PUNCHED TO THE FACE *KNOCKED TO THE GROUND *SWOLLEN FACE *CRYING TEARS "U-UUUUUGH! I knew this was too good to be true... UGH WHY MEHEHEHE!...". As the story ends there.

THE END.