"You know I wasn't thinking much of the future on that day." Waluigi said as he was sitting on a comfortable purple throne as he was right by his taco stand in the wet streets of the Mushroom City on a rainy night, adjusting his purple cap as he watched the streetlights flicker. "To think I would get as far as I would with my tacos... to say it made me happy would be literally underselling it, but there's a reason that I was quite satisfied with it."

"So why are you dwelling on the thought of it?" Dry Bowser asked as he was firing at several rogue green colored Wiggler buses going out of control in the streets using spiny winged blue shells by chucking them in the air from the bench he was sitting on.

"Because it feels like time is an enclosed loop. Things that I may have said or done feel like they're going to be brought back into the future in some way or shape." Waluigi explained as he proceeded to eat a bacon topped taco, murmuring. "I can just feel it in my lanky bones."

"You should see a doctor about that." Petey Piranha laughed as he was relaxing on another bench, simply enjoying the fact that he was alive to be able to have the chance to snooze since it calmed him immensely, which is the kind of thing that someone as stressed as Waluigi could use.


Waluigi was eating some of his delicious hot tacos in the tropical dinosaur filled prehistoric lake that was the redundantly named Dino Dino Jungle as he was thinking to himself, watching the blue brontosaurus stomping by over the bridge while Godzilla and the Rhedosaurus were fighting within the jungle, causing several tropical palm trees to come crashing down as a purple pteranodon flew by. Despite all this ancient reptile action, Waluigi felt like contemplating.

"You know... it seems like the reason I'm so cranky is because no one ever thanks me for everything. If I just got some acknowledgement for things that people take for granted, then perhaps I wouldn't be such a butt head." Waluigi said to himself as he didn't seemed fazed by the trees with googly eyes on them.

"...That must have taken a lot for you to say." Birdo calmly said as she pulled up in her Turbo Birdo vehicle, being the only 1 in her pink colored medium sized kart.

"What the hell are you doing here!?" Waluigi snapped as he flailed his arms about, falling back within his taco stand as he was not expecting anyone else to be present.

Birdo had an unfazed look on her dinosaur face as she rolled her right hand around after spitting out a white egg she had stuck within her vacuum shaped nose. "I come here to enjoy the peace due to there not being that many people roaming around here."

"Well damn, I guess I'll have to pick a different spot to enjoy myself, eh?" Waluigi bemoaned as he adjusted his purple cap in disappointed.

Birdo shrugged as she watched Godzilla blasting the Rhedosaurus with his atomic breath, with it not affecting him that much. "Perhaps, or you can just go on about what you were doing in spite of my presence."

Waluigi waved his left gloved hand. "Eh, whatever. Do you want a taco?"

"No thanks, I don't really need it." Birdo commented as she watched the Rhedosaurus bite Godzilla's tail.

Waluigi shrugged as he closed his eyes briefly. "Of course you don't." He stretched his lanky limbs. "Well if you excuse me, I'm going back to thinking about myself."

"Feeling selfish are we?" Birdo chuckled while adjusting her big red bow on her reptilian head.

Waluigi picked up a fish flavored taco as he placed some salt on it. "Nah, I just feel like taking a look at myself and wondering where did I go wrong."

"...Don't you think it would be better to think positively?" Birdo suggested as she pointed at the bright sky.

"What benefit would that bring me?" Waluigi responded as he ate his fishy taco.

Birdo adjusted her driver's seat, resting her arms on the steering wheel. "Well it would do you better."

"Are you sure about that?" Waluigi questioned as he watched Godzilla and the Rhedosaurus respecting each other and trotting through the jungle foliage together.

"I'm quite positive, if you know what I mean." Birdo spoke with a wink.

Waluigi was so disgusted that he chucked a taco at her, being quite insulted at the pun that Birdo made.

"And you wonder why I don't like talking that much." Waluigi responded.

Birdo began to laugh as she tried to control herself. "We both know that isn't true."

"Eaugh... you're right." Waluigi grumbled as he proceeded to make himself some tacos to cheer himself up, with it clearly not going all that much for him.