"All right." Waluigi said after eating a stale taco, stretching his arms for he was getting sick of hearing the sea waves splashing on the shore and the seagulls chirping around him in the air. "Time to get this fanfiction the quality it deserves."

Waluigi decided that sitting at his taco stand wasn't going to get him any business, so he left, taking his leave from Seaside Hill in his white cart filled with tacos as he spotted Toadette farting in her own pink colored pipe framed kart.

"Peeyew... I should look into getting new diapers!" Toadette giggled in embarrassment while fanning the air frantically as she spotted Waluigi staring at her blankly, making her poop herself. "Eep! Wally, I didn't think-"

"You don't need to say anything, I was on my way out." Waluigi explained to Toadette as he continued driving about on his cart while trailing the sandy trail. "Just try to not make this beach a wasteland."

Toadette continued farting as she pondered on why the purple taco seller would just take off, with the mushroom girl being confused in a stinky manner. "Hmm... I wonder if he'll be okay...!"

Later on at the beach outskirt of the Coconut Mall, Waluigi spotted Dry Bowser grilling juicy hamburgers for the Piantas and Miis that were pleading to have burger patties in them, with the skeletal reptile spotting Waluigi going by him.

"Take it that you were getting too much sun?" Dry Bowser chuckled while flipping some patties into the air.

"You could say that, and yeah I know the irony of being at another tropical hangout," Waluigi reported as he attempted to cull some of the customers with his tacos. "Now who wants tacos, made on the spot?"

The Piantas chucked coconuts at Waluigi while the Miis laughed at this, with Dry Bowser chuckling and having 1 of his own burgers as Waluigi grumbled, deciding to drive off through the mall to buy some ingredients on the cheap for his tacos.

Dry Bowser nodded his head as he accepted the various options of money he was showed in by his customers, taking note of the unique looking change he got. "These will go well in my collection, but I'm certain that big nosed freak wouldn't think so."

Waluigi decided to go a bit more out there as he found himself in the United States, and where exactly would he pull himself and his taco cart? To New York City of course, with him going through Manhattan as he spotted Petey Piranha soaring high in the sky around the Empire State Building.

"Ah, now that's a familiar face!" Waluigi proclaimed after getting money from the humans walking around him accepting his tacos, managing to scale his way up on the ESB as he spotted the mutated piranha plant resting on the rooftop. "Yo Pete, do you want some tacos?"

Petey yawned in response as he waved his big green leaf while slowly bobbing his bulbous head, with it being a warm night in New York.

"Wah, are you serious?" Waluigi gawked as he drooped his arms and mustache in disbelief. "You really couldn't care less?"

Petey nodded his head in response as he then pulled Waluigi into his red pouch, with it sending Waluigi through a strange warp of various things. Course the taco cart was just left there, with Petey deciding to gobble it up because he could.

"He'll be fine." Petey suddenly said with a British accent. "He's went through much worse."

Waluigi was with Lilligant in Seaside Hill's Seaside Square, the two having their stands next to each other as several Egg Pawns were coming for the tacos and lemonade, with Whimsicott providing free lemons for them to take home.

"Lemme ask you something." Waluigi started as he twisted his mustache, munching on one of the tacos he had just finished preparing. "Why did you decide to have your stand right by me?"

"What do you mean?" Lilligant commented as she was preparing fresh lemonade. "We're fellow stand owners. We can't have our stands be anywhere in Seaside Hill?"

"Well that's true, but it feels like this is out of laziness or done as an attempt at making jokes." Waluigi commented as he adjusted his purple cap. "I mean what reason do we have to be right by each other?"

"Well often we're across the street from each other. Other times we're in the most farthest reaches of this tropical beach from each other." Lilligant pinpointed as she shrugged, her flower head sprouting spores. "It never hurts to have some variety."

"Yeah, she raises a good point!" Whimsicott added as she turned to Waluigi, holding a barrel of lemons in her stubby arms.

"...and why are you just giving away lemons?" Waluigi questioned as he squinted.

"Hey give me a break." Whimsicott sighed as she glared at Waluigi, handing the lemons to the Egg Pawns. "I don't ask you how to live your life!"

"So Wallace, did you get the rest you needed?" Dry Bowser asked Waluigi as he noticed the tall lanky man having returned to his taco stand, with them being at the ever so tropical Jungle Japes. "Like I need to ask."

"No good, bonehead. I still feel like I didn't get any sleep whatsoever..." Waluigi grumbled as he grabbed a plate with stale tacos, eating them all up in one gulp as he sighed, placing both of his hands on his face. "Perhaps maybe there's more to resting than just snoozing, and I hope I don't need that reminder 548 times..."

"Sounds like that break wasn't so good," Chunky Kong pointed out as he was swinging around on the vines of the tree, with Waluigi and Dry Bowser glancing up at the clothed ape that was 1 hell of a guy, who shrugged as he swung his way back through the jungle foliage. "Sure glad I didn't go through it."