Waluigi waited. It was the morning in sunshine drenched Seaside Hill, and the sun was shining brightly down on him. Daisy's farts were starting to become part of the ambiance of the beach, due to her frequent gassiness. Toadette was sitting on the sand, making a sand castle as she munched on a fish taco, occasionally having some flatulent outbursts as well. Waluigi waited, for he knew that if he was patient, eventually his waiting would be rewarded, no matter how much the situation quite literally stunk for him due to the female flatulence around in the stinky sea air. Piles of different flavored tacos were on the counter surrounding Waluigi, who was on the verge of taking a nap.

Waluigi sighed, his arms folded as he felt exhausted after he noticed that Toadette farted. "Just one new customer. That's all I ask." He looked up at the clear blue sky, shaking his lanky arms at the sky. "Just... one!"

Aria Meloetta popped out of the bushes nearby, rushing to the taco stand as she was eager to meet a new face. "You must be Waluigi! I'm Meloetta! I heard you had vanilla icing filled tacos here!" She clapped her paddle shaped hands together as she smiled, raising her left leg. "I came all the way here from Unova, having seen your commercial!"

Waluigi's jaw dropped in disbelief. "Do my eyes make a fool of me... an actual new customer!" He giggled with glee as he did a little ditty.

Meloetta sweatdropped as she took a step back. "Ehehehe... I just want one vanilla taco, please!" She made a cutesy face, holding her hands together.

Waluigi handed Meloetta a family sized worth of vanilla tacos. Fifteen, in fact. "Take it! I'm just too happy right now!" His little ditty turned into an all out dance as she was literally jumping up and down like a loon, laughing heartily. "Thank you Arceus! My wish finally came true!"

"You're welcome." Arceus said as he was looking down on Waluigi from the white puffy clouds that populated the clear blue sky.

Meloetta's stomach growling was what made the melody Pokemon squeal in delight at the taco bunch as she started munching down on the vanilla tacos to her hunger solving satisfaction, fully satisfied as she let out a sexual moan, diving down for more of the icing filled treat holding it with her paddle like hands. Daisy and Toadette noticed Meloetta wolfing on the vanilla tacos while Waluigi danced his legs off. They glanced at each other and shrugged, resuming their taco eating.

"Sure is nice that Waluigi finally got someone new, right?" Toadette piped up after letting out a squeaky fart, brushing back her pink pigtails.

Daisy casually shrugged while continuously farting, fanning the smelly air. "Yeah, but let's be real, whatever new peeps show up, they can't match us."

"Although I will say that Meloetta is adorable, like me!" Toadette giggled as she was enjoying the sight.

Daisy laughed as she nodded her head. "Oh no arguing there!"

"Well, did you get the right deck this time?" Waluigi asked as he had his taco stand set up just outside his stadium, with Dry Bowser and Petey Piranha having gathered for a quick card game.

"I always get the correct deck..." Dry Bowser growled as he revealed the card deck from within his charcoal shell.

"Sure you do. All right, let's do this thing!" Waluigi snapped as he rubbed his hands together, placing some finished tacos on a couple of plates as he grabbed a nearby beefy one and munched into it.

Petey opened up his mouth as he clapped his green leaves together. "Finally... I've been waiting hours for this!"

"...why would you wait hours to play cards?" Waluigi remarked while spinning a bacon infested taco in his left hand.

"Look, it's very boring from where I'm at." Petey mumbled as he lowered his bulbous head.

"I can't fault him there." Dry Bowser added as he pulled out a table from within his shell, setting it up for them to sit at.

Waluigi rolled his eyes as he placed more finished tacos on the counter. "Whatever, let's just play already."

And so with Petey having gotten out the chairs, the three heavyweight characters proceeded to play cards, with Waluigi occasionally selling his tacos to the customers who were coming into or leaving his stadium. Waluigi wasn't exactly having luck on his side as Dry Bowser and Petey were besting him in terms of cards, but given who he was, he didn't give up any hope. Waluigi knew that even if bad luck initially got him, there was a way for him to turn it around, even if it resulted from his cheating.