Waluigi watched in exhaustion from behind his counter at his taco stand in Seaside Hill as Princess Daisy was going for a record of taco eating, having scarfed down eighty eight tacos. Toadette was next to him, simply amazed at how much Daisy could chow down.

"Yeesh... she just keeps going." Waluigi said while adjusting his purple cap, shaking his head in disbelief as he was surrounded by piles of green dollar bills.

"Gotta have more!" Daisy burped as she continued eating through all the tacos, farting every single instance she downed a taco.

"Wow, she sure has me beat for being a big eater!" Toadette exclaimed as she placed both of her hands on her face. "I'm pretty impressed!"

Waluigi sighed as he shook his head, his arms folded. "I'm recording this in hopes that more people would come here. Sorta make this an annual thing. Or a regular thing."

Toadette gasped, turning to Waluigi and shaking her arms excitedly. "You mean like how Coney Island has those hotdog eating contests at Nathan's?"

Waluigi eyed Toadette, smirking. "Kid, you sure do know your food events."

Toadette squealed as she winked back with her right eye. "Oh, well, you know..."

"What's going on here?" Robbie Rotten asked as he passed by with a soccer ball in his lanky arms. "It's like something out of a weird poem!"

The pong ball prepared to head all the way towards the right paddle, only for it to be slammed down by the left paddle

It was a very bad night to be a pong ball.

"Pong? That's what you got out of this." Waluigi responded in a dry tone as he squinted his eyes.

"Pah, that's nothing!" Fred Flintstone said as he pulled up in his stone car. "Why, just the other night in bedrock were these blue and white mice being chased by large orange cats!"

The little white mice all kept scurrying as fast as they could, not wanting to be gobbled up by the big orange cats.

Unfortunately, due to them being small and unable to think of careful plots, the mice all ended up being eaten by the orange cats regardless.

"I have no idea how that relates to prehistoric times..." Waluigi mumbled while eating a fish taco he had prepared.

Petey Piranha suddenly came down for a splash in the sea, with the ocean waves splashing all over Waluigi and the taco stand as the dollars got soaked. Petey emerged from the salty sea water as he apologized to a mad Waluigi, the mutant plant moving his red bulbous head to the side while flapping his green leaves about as he was mumbling about another unrelated thing that he noticed while flying high in the sky.

"Wanna see me how many mines I can sweep?" The bomb said to several mines.

"No, we like living thank you very much," One of the mines replied in a sassy tone.

Unfortunately the bomb did not like the sass, so it blew up. Taking all the mines with it.

"...What the hell was that about?" Waluigi commented as he finished stacking a tower of different flavored tacos.

Petey chuckled as he clapped his laves together, speaking clearly. "It Joke!"

"Huh, so that's your excuse." Dry Bowser said as he was collecting the coconuts that were resting on the sand after falling out of the palm trees. "Nothing but telling a dumb tale no one wanted to hear."

"Well do you have a completely unrelated pile of shit to share with, bonehead?" Waluigi asked as he began making a UFO out of stale tacos.

"Lucky for you, no. But I'm sure everyone's favorite fat purple cat over there does," Dry Bowser replied as he pointed at Big The Cat fishing on the pier nearby.

"Huh? Did someone say my name?" Big asked after catching a giant shark, chucking it right back into the sea as he approached the taco stand.

"You did this on purpose, didn't you?" Waluigi growled in annoyance as he was greeted by Big staring into his face, with both of the purple memes staring at each other as Waluigi pushed the cat off of him. "Get on with it, fatass!"

"...Okay. It was when I was looking for Fwoggy..." Big began as he thought to himself. "Or was I doing that today...?"

"Yabba dabba, if I pull that off, will you die?" Amy Rose asked while pointing at Big's big fishing rod and holding down her red dress from the gusty wind at the very gusty portion of the Windy Valley.

Big blinked as he turned his head to the fishing rod, nodding his head as he was air fishing while sitting on the wooden bridge. "It will be extremely-"

"You're a big guy!" Cream The Rabbit giggled as she clapped her hands together while her bunny ears flopped from the powerful gusts.

"...FOR YOU." Big concluded as he then used Amy and Cream like bait, throwing the two mammals into the cloud filled blue sky as he began to fish for Froggy, who was swimming around in the air without a thought or care.

"...All of this. For a fucking frog." Waluigi yawned as he was so bored he nearly fell asleep on the still wet pile of money behind him.

"Well I had to do it." Big said as an angered duo of Amy and Cream appeared behind him, clobbering him with their own fishing rods.

"Using us as bait, huh?" Amy snapped as she was quite peeved, hitting Big over the head.

"That's not nice, Mr. Big!" Cream added as she pummeled the big fat cat in the stomach.

Waluigi munched on a salty taco as the annoying green frog known as Fwoggy jumped onto his counter, with the frog staring right at Waluigi. Waluigi squinted his eyes as he then flicked the frog off of the counter, shaking his head.

"Wah... why do I even bother...?" Waluigi sighed to himself.