It was another fine day for Waluigi making plenty of tacos, with the lanky man of purple dastardly deeds having his taco stand in the volcanic reaches of the Grumble Volcano, being right at the base of the volcano as there were no races going on . This time Waluigi had nothing to worry about as he was able to have his bounty of tacos in peace.
"Now this is going a bit better," Waluigi said as he finished stuffing some vegetables into a couple of veggie tacos, checking on the stash of tacos nearby to see if they were going well, hoping that the heat wouldn't make then engulf into flames, or worse get stale.
Dry Bowser pulled up in his Piranha Prowler vehicle as he observed Waluigi enjoying his cooking prowess. The reptilian skeleton was often wary of what Waluigi was doing, and for good reason.
"I shouldn't be asking this since you clearly have things under control, but... don't you think you should have an extra set of cooking appliances to help you out?" Dry Bowser said as he rolled his left bony hand around.
"...I've been thinking about it, and it's a probable maybe." Waluigi said as he shrugged, eating a fish taco that he had just finished on the spot. "What happens will decide it. For now, I think I'll have it like this."
"Suit yourself. Just try not to trap yourself within your own taco of stubborn behavior." Dry Bowser replied in a weird rhetorical manner as he then checked the engine of his vehicle, preparing to take off as he stopped in his tracks, the skeletal reptile turning around. "I'll take some bacon filled tacos to go. I got nothing better to do."
"Fine, but you better pay up, lizard face." Waluigi bluntly responded as he motioned his left hand for money, making sure that he would be rewarded for his cooking, as any chef would prefer... even if they were a wickedly handsome man who loves to cheat while playing sports and party games.
Dry Bowser noticed that Waluigi seemed to be a bit sour while making the tacos, prompting him to ask, "What is with you acting so moody?"
"You want my beef? Fine! People are full of shit." Waluigi snapped at Dry Bowser while putting in the bacon.
"Yeah, that's life."
"I mean, they claim to have dirt on me despite the fact that it's not true. I mean, reusing the same ideas constantly, clogging up the front pages with my works, excessive gross out, and putting characters in situations that require them to be totally out of character is creepily similar to the "Algorithm Spoofing" videos that plague dumb video sites nowadays... all of that is pure bullshit!"
"...And you're telling me this because...?"
"I just want to be myself damn it!"
"...Then ignore that nonsense and just focus on your life."
"How can I when morons who spout that BS are ironic?"
"Because they have no intelligence... or perspective. And with how you rant, you seem to lack the latter too."
"How does that mean anything?"
"Figure it out." Dry Bowser concluded while taking the bacon tacos.