Waluigi was finishing his taco making on the streets of the Mushroom City because he spotted both Dry Bowser and Petey Piranha racing around. Eventually he noticed the heavyweights coming over to him.
"So, how did the day go?" Dry Bowser spoke up since Petey didn't feel the need to talk.
"Pretty good!" Waluigi said in a cheerful tone, looking around, being curious. "Say, where's-"
"On a bathroom break. I swear, that girl has too much water in her." Dry Bowser chuckled, adjusting his bones within his skeletal body. "There's enough tears and pee in her to fill up the entirety of the Koopa Cape!"
"Yeah, and a month's worth at that!" A Koopa Troopa laughed, speeding by on his Koopa Dasher vehicle.
"She complains about us, but has she looked at herself in a mirror?" A Toad chimed in while drifting in his Toad Kart letting out a fart.
Petey laughed as he clapped his green leaves in agreement with this declaration, with Waluigi adjusting his purple cap as he seemed a bit stunned.
"I wouldn't expect her to be like that... what with the way that she laughs at the others and has enough money to live a good life." Waluigi admitted while placing some salt on the tacos.
"Hey man, that's the thing, there's more to all of us than what seems to be on the surface." Dry Bowser pointed out, observing the tacos as he wasn't sure of taking 1. "I'm not thrilled with having to be part of this 'story', but I just go along with it since it makes a lot of people happy."
"Good thing you're the one to say it and not me." Waluigi chuckled while juggling stale tacos in the air to give his arms some much needed movement. "Can you imagine the reactions I'd get if I admitted that?"
"Well like you seem to mutter every now and then, just go along with it. Could get worse." Dry Bowser pointed out as he rubbed his chin. "There isn't anything notorious in these, are there?"
"Only if you have an ugly L on your stupid hat." Waluigi joked as he, Dry Bowser, and Petey all shared a hearty laugh, with it starting to rain in the city of mushrooms.
Of course while this was going on the time traveling Waluigi was going through the future or at least what was an alternate variation of it within the ever changing time stream since he ended up in 2021 where things looked like they were going to take a turn for the worst in terms of the economy for the tall lanky man was quite confused. "Ahh geeze.. it feels like the farther I get through in this stupid machine things end up being worse-"
"Yeah you could say that." The craptain braptain of the Toad Brigade admitted while he fanned his farty fumes. "If not for this stink I wouldn't be quite happy! In fact I-"
Waluigi proceeded to ignore Captain Toad farting and chucked a taco at him using his tennis racket, with him going right back into the time machine. "You know what I think I'll keep my senses to myself, thank you very much."
