"So you decided to have a change of pace, huh?" Dry Bowser pointed out while folding his bony arms, noticing that Waluigi had temporarily set up a taco stand in the flaming outskirts of the fiery Grumble Volcano race course.
"Well, sometimes you need to branch out." Waluigi responded, preparing a fresh new batch of tacos by adding flaming chili peppers to them. "And this was the most suitable location to do it. If these flame tacos of mine take off, then I'm in the money!"
"Ooh, burning tacos!" Toadette squealed; she flew down from the sky with the power of her spinning pigtails, clapping her hands together as she began bouncing up and down and all around at the speed of sound with enthusiastic glee. "I wanna try, I wanna have some!"
"Me too!" Petey Piranha spoke in rare English with the voice of Gilbert Gottfried, he too swooped down from the burning sky of the Grumble Volcano, causing a little quake after his dramatic touchdown as he began moving his body in rhythm. "Flames help make me more resistant to water!"
"But I thought you hated fire," Dry Bowser replied, pointing out that Petey was in fact a plant.
Petey shrugged and shook his big bulbous plant head. "Ehh, it comes and goes. Sometimes I'm weak to water, but it doesn't stop me from enjoying it."
"I like your logic there, Pete!" Waluigi laughed vicariously; he did various fabulous poses and chucked the flaming tacos into the air, with them landing on the hands of Toadette and Petey as he smiled, winking. "Enjoy these flaming babies!"
After eating the flaming tacos, Toadette and Petey looked at each other, then at Dry Bowser, then around the Grumble Volcano's surroundings, and then back to Waluigi. Toadette's stomach growled as she gasped, placing her hands on her growling gut as Petey screamed in pain, suddenly catching on fire.
"YOU FRIGGIN' MORON! WHAT DID YOU DO TO ME!?" Petey exclaimed as he began running all over the Grumble Volcano, leaving trails of fire behind him as every inch of his botanic body was burning.
Toadette farted, then proceeded to burp, then started to pant slowly as she sat down. "Oooh... I don't think those tacos are -BRAP- sitting well with -POOT- me..." She then farted and burped at the same time, spewing flames from both ends of her body.
Dry Bowser shook his head as he watched the gassy Toadette and burning Petey, rubbing his horns as he had pity. "It's times like this that make me glad I have no organic parts..."
Waluigi grumbled, realizing that his fiery tacos weren't as what they were cracked up to be, his taco stand burnt by Petey running past it as Toadette farting once more to cause a huge fiery explosion that sent poor Waluigi and his precious tacos blasting off again.
"Hey man, what's taking the taco so long?" An impatient Koopa Troopa asked, with the stand being just outside the Waluigi Pinball track.
Waluigi yawned as he pointed at the television set. "I'm trying to watch my program here, give my clone a break."
"Yeah, making tacos is hard!" The Waluigi snarked as he then chucked the taco at the turtle, proceeding to laugh his head off and leaves.
Waluigi Prime adjusted his purple cap as he spotted a Ukiki monkey going to puke in the toilet after not being able to handle the taco it received earlier, with Waluigi smirking. "Guess that Grinder ape can't handle the ingredients in my tacos."
"I'm a Seedy Sally, thank you very much!" The Ukkiki snapped as she proceeded to continue barfing out the taco contents within her.
Waluigi rolled his eyes, for it was clear that he did not care. In fact he wondered why he would continue on with this charade of selling tacos and making use of such trivial things, perhaps it was because he felt he could contribute to society by acting tall and deciding that gamers rise up, but while he did admit to acting like a joker it was clear that there had to be more than just being a sneaky goofball. Such was the life of Waluigi.
Waluigi made a time travel stop to 2022 where it was the 10th anniversary of his soon to be iconic and infamous taco stand where he saw that his taco selling business has expanded to just about everywhere; he had many mixed emotions but it was certain that he wasn't quite positive with how much the tacos seemed to have dominated his personality and character. "Wah... I feel so much all around in this weird mix. Maybe being associated with tacos isn't exactly what I want to have be the sole reminder of what I am... I need to change this fate of mine and fast."
