"Wah... who are you, and why should I care?" Waluigi grumbled as he munched on some stale tacos he sprinkled with garlic to make them taste better.
"I am but a humble mayor," Aloysius O'Hare lied as he poked Waluigi in the nose. "And I want to cut a deal with you, since your tacos make air."
"Not the kind you'd want, buddy." Waluigi pointed out, pointing at Toadette farting up a storm from all the tacos she stuffed into her body.
"E-eep! I just can't stop breaking wind!" Toadette exclaimed as she farted so much she actually began to fly high in the sky.
O'Hare chuckled as he rubbed his hands together. "Oh, I wouldn't be so sure of that." He then snapped his fingers, sending in yellow construction machines that tore apart the tropical palm trees populating Seaside Hill.
"Wait a minute, why are you destroying those palm trees?" Waluigi spoke up as he stood up. "They didn't do anything to you!"
"Oh, but they are!" O'Hare exclaimed as he held a bottle of contained air. "They're taking away my prized business!"
"That's the dumbest thing I've heard!" Waluigi snapped as he then attacked O'Hare, stuffing tacos down the small midget's pants as he punched him in the face.
Dry Bowser and Petey Piranha watched as they were relaxing on the sandy shore, with them enjoying some fresh lemonade from Lilligant's Lemonade Stand. Speaking of which those grass type Pokemon girls happened to be seeing this take on from said location.
"Ooh you think he'll win?" Whimsicott cheered while bumping lemons into lemonade.
Lilligant brushed back her head plants that functioned like hair. "I don't know who you're even referring to!"