Surviving as a Nobody in Naruto

by Corvid's Eclair

Being an OC without hax sucks balls. Makoto Hotaru, a mere noname background character stared to a certain swing, and gained sentience. Self aware that he is an OC with useless anime facts at his disposal, hilarity ensues. Like it or not, he will have to face The Plot against his will. Warning: AU as heck

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Chapter 45: The Rising of Makoto Heffner

Epilogue

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(((Jiraiya)))

"Huhuhu.. hehehehe. Kikikikiki"

Jiraiya giggles as he reads the Josei edition of Legend of the Sannin.

He doesn't know who is this Fuma Kaeru guy is, but this giys is brilliant! Brilliant! The other edition of Suna-nee pornography was too graphic for his taste, but this Josei edition is a fine balance of romance and erotism.

Never he had thought that you can use drawings as storytelling! And my my, Jikaiya is such a handsome fellow.

Well afterall, his model is the most handsome man in the Shinobi World.

Muahahahha!!

"JIRAIYA!!!"

A familiar voice call upon his name. Through sheer reflex, Jiraiya sealed the whole five volumes of Legend of the Sannin josei edition and face toward the model for Suna-nee.

"Oh Tsunade! Long time no see!", Jiraiya gives her a charming welcoming smile.

"Stop publishing this ridiculous crap about me!", Tsunade grabbed him by the collar and glare at him with the fierceness of a thousand lion.

"NO NO NO! Its not me, Tsunade! I swear I have nothing to do with this!", Jiraiya deny it vehemently. The last time Tsunade glared at him like this, he almost died.

"Then who, Jiraiya? Who else is depraved and perverted enough to release these abominations!!", Tsunade waved at him some samples of Suna-nee series, hardcore edition. Yea, those are some fucked up stuff alright.

"Well, I don't know who he is but I want to meet the guy and get an autograph! He is a genius… no, he is a God of Erotism!"

"Arghhhh!!!"

Tsunade punched Jiraiya to the stratosphere. Disappearing like a twinkling star.

(((Isobu no Bowser)))

Isobu no Bowser, otherwise known as Karatachi Yagura is having the laugh of his lifetime.

"Hahhahah!! Who the hell is this guy! Whoever he is, he just destroyed that bitch credibility! I ought to give him some reward!"

On his table is a pile of Tiramisu series, a pornographic doujin series based on Terumi Mei, the leader of the rebellion forces. The moment Kirigakure find out that there is a series of porns that is based on famous kunoichis, Bowser has ordered Tiramisu series in bulks and distribute it for free across Land of Water. This strike a critical blow to Terumi Mei credibility as the leader of the rebellion.

The rebels will either quit as it will be embarrassing to their reputation or being too busy jerking off to their leader.

Hahahhahaah!

"Lord Bowser."

"My name is Yagura damn it!!"

"ah, sorry. Lord Yagura, I have a report for you."

Mangetsu then gives him a detailed report over the ruckus in the Rebellion leadership.

"I see. So Zabuza has seized the opportunity and take over as the leader of the Rebellion. This could be a problem."

While Terumi Mei had become a joke now as everyone is too busy either laughing or jerking off to her pornographic parody to take her seriously, Zabuza on the other hand had his reputation raised through the release of The Prince of Peach manga series, a story of the fallen prince Momotaro Yakuza who lost his country to the evil empire Kirisaki and swore to reclaim his country.

"This new type of entertainment is dangerous. Most people are too lazy to read and imagine, but by having most of the storytelling to be told graphic format, this medium can reach many more people, producing a bigger impact to the populace. Through manga, Fuma Kaeru can raise you into a hero, or send you into damnation. Whoever came up with this is a propaganda genius.", Bowser speak his analysis of the manga work as a concept.

"Lord Yagura, should we look into this Fuma Kaeru person?"

"Indeed, we shall.", Bowser eyes glinted with greed. "Whoever controls Fume Kaeru will control the narrative. And whoever control the narrative…"

Bowser smirked.

"Controls the world."

(((Uchiha Shisui)))

"Hmph. Ridiculous."

Shisui throw the manga volume of Uchiha and Senju, a retelling of the tragic romance story if the Shodaime Hokage and Uchiha Madara. It is almost a perfectly accurate retelling of history except at the ending, where Hashirama and Madara die together in the end in each other arms.

The real history was Hashirama was murdered by Madara in a very messy divorce. Madara then commit suicide in grief and regret.

"By the way Neji, how's your arms now.", shisui asked Neji who is now practicing Jyuken.

"I am beyond perfect now."

Neji now had get rid of his defective arms, and replaced it with the 6 bionic arms, designed by Akasuna Sasori himself.

"Jyuken: 192 Palms!"

Neji seamlessly weave all of his six arms to strike a boulder with lightning fast finger jabs, and the boulder is demolished as if it punched by a overpowered jackhammer.

Shisui claps at the new and improved Hyuuga Bitch Slave. Yes, that is still his legal name. Shisui may call him Neji to not piss off his new comrade, but he still laughed his ass off as he called him by his legal name inside his head.

"Awesome, Neji! Awesome! You are now the strongest Hyuuga!"

Bitch Slave eyes glinted with hatred and anticipation.

"I know, Shisui. And I cant wait to rip Makoto Hotaru a new one!!"

(((Akatsuki Chatroom)))

PUMA (Pain Under My Ass): How's the project going?

SoriNoWori: Smoothly. Thanks for the body samples, PUMA. Your Chakra Receiver tech is lit.

Oro~Chin: What? Sori get PUMA's tech? This is not fair!

PUMA: I thought you're busy.

Oro~Chin: I am never busy enuff.

Sharko: Pfft. Workaholic snek.

PUMA: Anyway, Typist, how's the new recruit?

Typist: Oh, him? Pretty good. I think he's ready. We will take down The Raiju soon.

Oro~Chin: Wait, I thought I got dibs on Raiju.

Typist: Nuh uh, I called dibs first.

PUMA: yea… he did called dibs first, Oro~Chin.

Oro~Chin: Meh, I bet Raiju will kicked Typist and Bitch Slave ass again.

Typist: Oh, you bet!

*Kaku_Mod has opened a betting pool.*

*Oro~Chin, PUMA, Sharko bet 10000 Ryo that Raiju will beat Typist and Bitch Slave*

*Typist, SoriNoWori, AngeKonan bet 15000 Ryo that Raiju will lose to Typist and Bitch Slave*

Unko: Oh, what's this? A bet?

PUMA: yeah, we're betting if Raiju will lose in the next operation.

Unko: Sweet!

*Unko bet 5000 for Raiju to win*

Typist: Booooooo

Unko: Oh shut up, Typist. You lost to him twice! I bet you will strike 3 outta 3!

*Kaku_Mod temporarily banned Typist from the chatroom for usage of vulgar and racist words*

Oro~Chin: By the way, have you figured out what to name your new project?

SoriNoWori: I did. I call em, Metal Ningen!

PUMA: could just call em Metal Human. Or Ningen Gane. Something like that.

Unko: Nah. I like that. Sounds cringe.

SoriNoWori: ( '~' )

PUMA: Alright, bros. Let's get our project go well. Typist, if Bitch Slave succeed in killing The Raiju, you can share to him our Discord server link.

SoriNoWori: I can't wait to get this over with. I'm freezing my ass up here!

Sharko: bitch please. You don't even have a dick, you robot! You can't feel cold!

SoriNoWori: I have uploaded my soul to a new body.

AngeKonan: PUMA's tech?

SoriNoWori: Yep.

AngeKonan: ( *M* )

PUMA: Alright guys, I'm closing the server for now. Until next time folks.

(((Hotaru)))

Why am I feeling a stupid major arc is incoming?

Eh.

Anyway, it's been a few weeks since I found Hoshino Ai. Sasuke and Naruto has gone to their Snow Country mission and so far I think I am out of the plot.

Yippee!!

"Alright, let's do this again."

"Yes, Director Makoto!"

I have cleared some things up to Ai and explained to her where she is now. I don't know if Naruto just never exist as a manga in her world of she's just doesn't watch anime, but apparently she know nothing about Naruto.

So I had explained to her where she is now. That she is now in a world of overpowered ninjas and she's pretty much screwed all the way to Sunday and not in a fun way.

The gist I got as for how she came into this world was that she died during surgery for childbirth and then she met somekind of a goddess in the afterlife. She said her name was Aqua or some shit.

She just lazily processed her reincarnation papers and as it turns out there's a mix up. Instead of being reincarnated as usual, she got sent into the Isekai Portal and sent into the body of her variant in this world.

That was 2 months ago.

That fucking useless goddess, I swear!

Now, I got no choice but to shelter the poor girl. Man, it's easy for me to dismiss strangers to go to whatever hellhole that await them but I actually enjoyed Oshi no Ko. I can't just ignore the poor girl!

No, making her my waifu had totally nothing to do with my motivation. Trust me bro.

So now, I just cast her as my main performer in the Music Department.

"excellent performance, Ai", I clapped as Ai had finished recording the Guilty Crown OP2, Everlasting Guilty Crown. Blaring my memories of anime in my head is nice and all, but there's just something special about live performance.

Fuma Entertainment will collect many more performers and soon enough I will spread weeb culture across the world. Maybe that will finally bring world peace to this screwed up world. Who knows?

"Now let's go back home, shall we?"

"Yes Di.. no, Hotaru!"

The Fuma Studio still resides in the Ghetto, which is a problem. With the massive fund my projects had collected, I had bought some lands from dying clans to move the studio into the village. With so many kunoichis raging over getting parodied as hentai doujins, the studio need to be moved inside to be protected.

Anko came by to get an autograph for her own doujin series, however. She says she's a big fan. Man, what a narcissist. Guess she's really is a pervert and not just someone who lacked fashion sense.

Then, some dude with six arms jumped down from the roof in front of me.

"Bitch Slave?"

That dude doesn't waste time as suddenly he sent a palm strike to the air.

"Jyuken: Poison Gale Palm!!"

The air strike hit me deaf in the face and sent me flying. My body is pierced with many senbon made out of bones. My body felt sluggish as the poison travel across my bloodstream.

"Hotaru!", Ai scream out my name as I was sent flying, but Bitch Slave chopped her neck, rendering her unconscious.

Then, Bitch Slave enter into my range and beat the shit outta me.

"Jyuken: Jetstream 64 Palm!!"

I screamed as my body is stabbed with his brand new Futon based Jyuken, shooting off jetstream of Wind chakra into my chakra system. Wind beat Lightning, that's the elemental chakra rule. The insulation and cutting nature of Wind blocks the flow of Lightning Chakra in my body, and for the first time in my life, I feel powerless.

I bleed out on the ground as Wind Blade had pierced through my body. Shit, who the hell give Bitch Slave this much upgrade?!! He's stronger than in canon now!

"Fucking Bitch Slave…", I groan as I try to muster my chakra to circulate.

"It's futile, Makoto. And my name now is not Hyuuga Bitch Slave. I had legally changed my name."

"So what? You're back to being Hyuuga Neji now?"

"No." Neji picked Hoshino Ai up. Oh for fucks sake, you're pulling this bullshit plot on me now? "I have discarded the Hyuuga name. I have been reborn like a phoenix! From now on, I am Jetstream Neji, master of Futon Jyuken! Remember it!"

"Okay Sam. Though you gotta get a katana and practice Iaido if you want to fully adapt the reference."

"What?", Sam shook his head. Man that's so much better. Simple and short to type. "Never mind. Defeating you like this, has no meaning, Makoto. Heal your wounds. Grow strong. And when you're ready, come to Snow Country and face me!"

"sure vergil."

"tsk! Cant you take this seriously?! I'm kidnapping your woman here!"

"Oh I know, Sam.", I look to Neji's eyes, down to his very soul. "I will come for her. And you will pay. Burning out your nerves will be a cute memory once I'm done with you."

Sam scoffed. "Don't take too long. A pair of his bionic arms morphed into jet thruster and launched him to the sky, taking Ai away with him.

Motherfucker. I knew The Writer got bored with the original Snow Country movie, so now he fucking combined the plot with MGR Revengeance!

What's next? Am I going to fight Senator Armstrong expy over the philosophy of survival of the fittest?!

Fuck my life!

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((((A/N))))

When I started this arc, I had not much idea what to do with it, so I just make it a filler to setup the opening of the Snow Country Arc.

I figured, Snow Country was like high tech, right? So may as well dialed up their tech and make it an MGR ripoff

Raiju is Raijin's pet. Raijin is also called Raiden. Raijin is also called as Raikou. Makoto Raikou is Hotaru's father's name. I didn't plan a lot of things in this fic, but I did eventually want to ripoff MGR plot into this pile of crap of a fic at some point.

If you have any suggestions to turn characters that is related to Akatsuki or Orochimaru into somekind of MGR reference, do put in on review. I may or may not take the suggestion, but eh, I'll take a break from writing this fix for a week, so I got time to see if someone has some ideas.

The Metal Ningen Rising: Revengeance arc isn't going to be a direct copy of the game. I will watch both the game playthrough and Snow Country movie and figure out what to plot with it. What I do intend to do was really play out the rivalry between Jetstream Neji and Dick-ripper Hotaru.

What? You guys forgot that Dick-ripper was Hotaru's title in the Bingo Book? Man, foreshadowing, am I right? Can't believe none of you guys see that coming.

Also, yes, as in the chatroom scene, Oro~Chin is still an Akatsuki member. There's no Itachi around to kick him out and Orochimaru and Akatsuki has a different objective in mind this time. I think I leave enough breadcrumbs for you guys to theorize what they are planning. Do write it in review.

No that's totally not me baiting you guys to think of The Plot for me, coz everyone knows Corvid's Éclair doesn't has a plan. Nuh uh. I'm totally not trying to steal ideas.