Dry Bowser and Petey Piranha watched as Waluigi was putting his back into cranking out as many tacos as possible, with the duo of bosses looking at each other and shaking their heads in pity. The taco stand that Waluigi was running at the neon lit Casino Park wasn't getting as much attention as his regular one in Seaside Hill.
"You think we should mention that a casino theme park is vastly different from the customs of a tropical beach?" Petey muttered while suddenly pulled out a red and white bucket of popcorn and began munching down on it.
Dry Bowser shook his skull and dusted off some of his dustier bones, brushing his hair. "No. I feel like Waluigi here won't listen to reason and just-"
"HEY! Mind yer own business!" Waluigi snapped, overhearing the conversation as he buried Dry Bowser and Petey with rotted tacos that no one could stomach, then turning his focus to a Pikachu who was walking by, pulling out a taco with ketchup on it. "How about a Waluigi taco? Only a buck!"
Upon seeing the ketchup, the Pikachu squealed with joy, accidentally shocking itself and Waluigi, who went blasting off again as the taco stand exploded.
"Why is this story so boring?" Wally Gator asked while sitting around in his zoo.
Dry Bowser was just grilling some burgers. "Because Yoshizilla intentionally killed this story and moved plenty of its content to pastebin and other sites."
Wally Gator was surprised by this realization. "And he's okay with that?"
"Well yes, I don't blame him frankly." Dry Bowser explained while brushing back his red hair.