Waluigi watched as Princess Daisy skipped over to the taco stand in ever so sandy Seaside Hill, wanting her usual tacos. Waluigi bent down, getting the taco stash as suddenly, all of the tacos were snatched!
"Are you friggin' kidding?" Waluigi exclaimed as he frantically looked around, caught off guard as he placed his hands on his head. "What the hell happened to the tacos!"
Daisy screamed in horror as she pointed to her left, spotting a green Hammer Bro running off with a brown sack full of tacos. Waluigi grabbed a slingshot and fired some pebbles at the turtle, knocking him down. As the Hammer Bro tried to get up, Waluigi stomped on him, causing him to pop.
"Don't mess with me!" Waluigi taunted as he picked up the sack of tacos, with Daisy clapping her hands together in glee, "These tacos are from Waluigi! Wahahaha!"
"Oh Wally, you sure showed him!" Daisy exclaimed as she then wrapped her arms around Waluigi and kissed him, which of course made him happy.
Dry Bowser glanced nearby from the beach as he was relaxing with Toadette and Petey Piranha, who were both eating tacos on the beach chairs, the skeletal reptile having his bony arms wrapped around the back of his head. "Sounds like another day in paradise."
"You can say that again!" Toadette giggled as she finished up her fish flavored taco in a row, letting out a loud burp and a cute squeaky fart as she went back to eating.
Petey simply shook his head as he looked back to see more Hammer Bro troopers dashing towards the taco stand, with Waluigi smashing them into pieces with his purple tennis racket.
Waluigi was having a nice quiet time in the Lostlorn Forest in the Unova region as he spotted Iris dashing up to him, making him tilt his head in confusion as he wondered why the big purple haired girl was in such a panic.
"What's up with you?" Waluigi asked as he munched on a salty taco he had crafted, with two piles of stale tacos being right behind him as he dusted off the crumbs from his face.
"I... just had to run away from her..." Iris remarked as she wiped her forehead, sweating all over her sweaty body.
"From who?" Waluigi commented as he noticed the various Pokemon gasping as they hid into the bushes and the trees, with the tall lanky purple man looking forward as his mustache dropped in dismay. "Oh no..."
"Hey Iris why did you leave me behind!?" Pokemon's Farting Bianca exclaimed as she was going fast from her constant bassy farts, with her deep pitched flatulence causing the forest to wilt from the horrible stink of her methane as she then tightly hugged Iris. "Don't you know how much I worry about losing you and being all alone and-"
"Get off of me!" Iris groaned as she struggled to pull herself out of Bianca's smelly grasp, turning her head to Waluigi. "Can you see what I go through on a regular basis?"
"Sister, I know that feel exactly." Waluigi responded as he adjusted his purple cap, pulling out a clothespin that he placed on his big pink nose. "You have no idea how many chicks I get here."
"Ooh, tacos! Can I have some, Mr. Man?" Bianca exclaimed as she began to bounce, farting a wet sloppy poot every instance of her bouncing.
Iris groaned as she rubbed the back of her head. "Well, while we wait, I guess I might as well share a lame stinky flashback involving this stupid fatass..."
Bianca farted like there was no tomorrow, her big gassy butt aimed at the sky as her tuba like poots from hell were getting worse and worse, with both Iris and King Harkinian feeling worse for it.
"Oh god... her big butt is literally right next to my face..." Harkinian whispered over to Iris, Bianca's butt blocking him with its giant mass and gas.
Iris pinched her nose with her left hand as she wafted Bianca's flatulence with her right hand. "I think we need to take all those baked beans and burritos of hers and chuck it into the Castelia City sewers."
Bianca grunted as she let out a wet fart, something sounding like it squished out as she sighed of relief, following with a cute little poot. Iris and Harkinian both screamed as they jumped right out of the hammock, realizing that Bianca pooped herself as they ran right into the Skyarrow Bridge terminal.
"Real talk?" Iris asked Harkinian as she held him, with Harkinian holding her in response. "I legitimately think that hanging out with Bianca is melting our brains."
"You think?" Harkinian snapped back as they both glanced back at Bianca in horror, as Bianca crunched up, a horrific fart followed by a splosh as she giggled whimsically, with Iris and Harkinian literally shaken with fear.
"...And that's how your night went?" Waluigi remarked as he watched Bianca eating through a huge bunch of beefy tacos.
"Oh yeah. And trust me, I have every reason to run from her..." Iris muttered as she stood away from Bianca, seeing the brown stain on the gassy girl's smelly white dress.
"These tacos are super yummy! Yummers!" Bianca exclaimed in between munching and burping, farting all the while as her flatulence went from booming to bubbly.
Lilligant and Whimsicott noticed all this stinky action from their lemonade stand, with the two grass type plant Pokemon being familiar with these woods due to their species being found within it.
"She sure is a stinky girl, isn't she?" Lilligant giggled as she was fanning the air with her right leaf.
"Uh huh, most certainly so I'd say!" Whimsicott added as she was going through a wooden barrel full of lemons.
"Can you stop getting excited over those awful fumes and get my lemonade already?" A wild Zoroark angrily stated as she was getting impatient, waiting for her lemonade drink.
