Waluigi was churning out as many tacos from within his white taco cart as possible, while Toadette and Dry Bowser were shooting up the zombies approaching them using different guns, the bunch being at the haunted Banshee Boardwalk as they were having trouble holding them back, with Petey Piranha flying in the dark night sky and barfing down brown goop to hold them down. What would make Waluigi want to come to such a haunted haunt to have his food sold at? Well Waluigi could pass off as a creepy guy if he wanted to, because he's that versatile.

"Wally, how much can you churn out? I don't think I'll last this long on an empty stomach!" Toadette exclaimed while feeling her gut growling.

"Hey! I'm going as fast as I can!" Waluigi snapped as he was making the tacos with a swift pace. "You just keep these freaks away from me!"

"I'm helping!" A red Shy Guy exclaimed as he fell out of Petey's pouch, landing right in front of Waluigi's taco stand as he pulled out a bazooka, shooting burnt toast at the zombies as he was giggling crazily, not realizing that the zombies were now piling up on him,

"Great, just what we needed... an idiot." Dry Bowser groaned for he could spot a tank zombie slowly approaching them. "Oh for fuck's sake..."

"Stand back! I'll hoard them off!" Waluigi exclaimed and swiftly ate several of his own tacos, then stood up and stripped off his shirt, proceeding to show off his handsome body as he caused all the zombies to stare at him, allowing the others to shot the zombies and riding them with ease.

Did they end up taking out all the zombies? Well duh of course they did, this group knew what to do in many cases since they clearly went to medical school.

Lilligant was running her Lemonade Stand on the sunny shore of the tropical Coconut Mall, with Whimsicott bringing some fresh lemonade as they turned to the parkling lot to see Waluigi pushing a car full of tacos, causing both of the plant Pokemon girls to giggle.

"Need some help, Waluigi?" Lilligant asked nicely, waving one of her leafy hands at Waluigi.

"Save your sympathy, lemon head!" Waluigi snapped with the roll of his eyes. "You know how much I had to run? I just finished a race at this dumb mall, and then I had to put all my tacos into this car! It's very stressful!"

"Maybe you should exercise more," Whimsicott suggested while pouring herself some lemonade.

"Uh... hello? Have you seen how skinny I am?" Waluigi snapped as he then chucked a stale taco at Whimsicott, knocking her out cold.

"You know, Mister Wallace, just once I wish you didn't have to resort to being so violent," Lilligant stated as she folded her plant arms in disappointment.

"Yeah, well tough! That's how life rolls!" Waluigi said as he adjusted his purple cap. "Just because things don't go your way doesn't mean you should throw it away! There's a lot of little things that end up mattering more than big things!"

"For you, maybe." Lilligant scoffed as she patted her flowery head. "Don't you think that we should entertain the customers who come to our stands? I mean, getting by on short notice isn't exactly doing anyone favors..."

"Well it's doing me favors. Not every single fucking chapter of this goddamn story needs to be exactly over one thousand words." Waluigi stated profoundly as he grabbed a fish flavored taco and munched on it, his mustache getting thicker as a result. "I mean, having around at least five hundred words is good. But not have the thing be bloated to the point that no one would want to read it."

"...Read it? The hell are you talking about?" Whimsicott commented while getting back up, her fluff puffing up as she was getting the sand out of her fluffy body. "This is real life!"

"...really now?" Waluigi began to get suspicious, stretching his lanky arms. "Well if it's real, then how am I making sense when normally I wouldn't?"

"You're not making any sense now." Lilligant pointed out as she sipped some of her lemonade, feeling a gurgle in her gut as her eyes widened. "Uh oh... I gotta leak!"

"That's what she said!" Whimsicott blurted out as she was then punched in the face by an annoyed Lilligant, who went to use her port-a-potty that she had right by her lemonade stand.

"It wasn't funny then, it's not funny now, and it will never be funny," Waluigi stated as he attempted to turn around, only to slide on the sand as he fell on his back, groaning in pain as the Nokis, Piantas, and Miis populating the parking lot noticed and laughed.

"Well I think it's hilarious!" Lilligant said while poking her head out of the porta-potty as she continued leaking out her 'lemonade'.