"So... look at this script that I just found," Waluigi commented to the others as he had his taco stand in the bustling streets of the Mushroom City, with hm having had several tacos after serving plenty of customers.
"Yeah, so?" Dry Bowser commented as he was reading a newspaper for coupons to collect.
"I just thought it would be funny to share. Like, listen to this." Waluigi explained as he took a taco and munched on it, reading the script. "Suddenly while both of them were in the jungle, they came across a nice set of tight blue jeans." He began laughing his head off.
"...Did they just... no you can't be serious did they really-" Petey Piranha spoke up clearly as he couldn't believe what he just head. "They just find blue jeans, in... I'm reading this right? It was just in the jungle?"
"They got a fucking blue jeans tree?" Wario added as he was shoving garlic in his overalls. "What is this?"
"Is there a GAP in the middle of the friggin' forest?" Dry Bowser commented as he squinted his eyes. "How does that happen?"
Petey took another look at the script as he sighed. "Oh goddamn it. It's another pingas joke."
"That joke hasn't been beaten to the ground!" Waluigi chuckled as he regained his posture, sighing as he had a good laugh with his buddies over the weird script.
"Remember there being fetish fuel in this story?" Harvey Birdman pointed out at a chart while in a court room with a bunch of people watching in the seats. "I sure do, in fact the 1st and final chapters still had it!"
"Can we get on with it already?" Dry Bowser yawned while reading through the newspaper, wanting this chapter to just end already. "I've had enough of this shit."
So the court room continued on with its odd case. Course there was still plenty of fuel to fetish if you knew where to look, but you would actually have to read the entire story to see if it was still there lol