"Hey bonehead, I have qeustion for ya," Waluigi stated as he was preparing a new batch of tacos as he was dancing to the music of his own stadium, twisting his mustache as he faced the bony reptile that was named Dry Bowser. "Why do you do so many different tasks?"
"Why are you making tacos?" Dry Bowser responded with a smirk, with the reptilian skeleton actually putting in new wooden planks for the wooden bench tables surrounding the taco stand in Seaside Hill. "...anyway, it's because variety is never a bad thing, and it helps me hone my skills."
"Skills for what, sucking?" Waluigi scoffed as he laughed, pointing at Dry Bowser. "You'll never be invited to as many parties as me, I'll tell you that much!"
"Who said I wanted to party?" Dry Bowser responded as he watched Petey Piranha emerge from the sea with a huge load of fish in a net the mutated plant was holding. "...speaking of which, why don't you ask Petey the same thing?"
"Because he at least acts as a boss every now and then. Plus he has his own Popcorn Parlor," Waluigi responded as he noticed Petey approaching the stand, rubbing his hands together. "And sometimes when he does this, he gives me a couple of fish for extra ingredients."
Petey yammered as he handed Waluigi a portion of the fish, getting tacos in return as he joyfully bellowed while munching on them, with Dry Bowser rolling his eyes as he continued fixing up the wooden bench.
Waluigi opened up the cabinets behind the stand, pulling out some condiments. Mostly hot sauce, ketchup, and mustard, with one mayonnaise there. Of course, no one likes mayonnaise, but Waluigi figured why the hell not. Anyway, he had the tacos lined up and ready to go.
And not a single soul was there in Seaside Hill. Well, aside from Dry Bowser, who was helping to build a sandcastle to give the scuttling crabs a temporary home.
Waluigi's left eye twitched. "Where the hell is everyone...?" He asked as he rubbed the back of his head. "They can't be doing much... waa..."
"Probably doing things that don't involve their bowels exploding from you," Dry Bowser dryly remarked as he smirked, brushing back his red hair.
Suddenly, thousands of tacos fell from the sky, landing on Waluigi and the taco stand, completely burying it. Waluigi stuck his head out of the thousands of tacos, sighing as he rolled his eyes.