"Wah, so you might be wondering why it appears that the chapters are getting longer or losing content." Waluigi calmly pointed out while selling tacos at his stadium from the Gamecube era named and themed after dirt bike racing. "Well there's plenty of reasons for that. It's because-"

"No one likes to read about dead memes." Arceus interjected with a mighty voice, fitting since he was the god of Pokemon.

"Hey, I was getting to that!" Waluigi snapped, firing a bunch of stale tacos at Arceus, with the llama shaped pocket monster shrugging it off.

Dry Bowser was fixing up several broken down bikes nearby and scoffed. "You really need to manage your anger issues."


"Pikachu... oh, what time is it? Feels like I've dozed off for years..." Pikachu yawned as he just woke up from a nap, stumbling into one of the many hallways of the Smash Mansion (that was right outside the bustling neon lit Waluigi Pinball for some bizarre reason) as he had to blink several times to keep his crusty eyes moist, spotting Waluigi having set up his taco stand in the hallway.

"It's time for you to give Waluigi some money," Waluigi remarked with a smirk on his face while rubbing his gloved hands together.

Pikachu squinted his eyes at Waluigi as he kept on heading down the hallway, spotting an open space nearby as he stretched his limbs. "No really, can someone just tell me what the time is?"

"Time for you to shut up." Amy Rose grumbled as she was slamming her red and yellow Piko Piko Hammer on several sandbags, her face looking very tired as well.

"...That's a pretty big statement to make." Pikachu said as he eyed the pink female hedgehog oddly, the electrical yellow mouse Pokemon shocking himself with some sparks to wake up.

"The only thing I'll make is you zipping your lip!" Amy snapped as he smashed the ground with her hammer, causing a quake as she was clenching her left hand angrily.

"Jeeze, who took a dump in her cereal...?" Pikachu mumbled to himself as he felt his pointy ears drop, shaking his head as he left Amy to continue beating up the sandbags, proceeding to chat with the other Smashers present in the mansion at the moment, some of whom were just as grumpy from a bad morning too.

Waluigi took one of his stale tacos as he chucked it at Amy, catching her attention as he snapped his fingers. "Hey, hedgehog chick, you want a taco from yours truly to perk up?"

Amy's eye twitched as she then chased after Waluigi, who screamed while chucking tacos back at her.


"You know, fellas..." Space Ghost stated as he took a good look at Moltar and Zorak after glancing at Waluigi setting up his taco stand on the set. "We haven't had a guest in here in ages."

"You mean an ages in guest in here." Zorak stated as he touched his fingertips together, feeling the urge to get some tacos. "Gotta mix the words up, you know."

"I don't get it." Moltar mumbled as he folded his arms together, wanting to be as flexible as Waluigi. "Why do you want to have a guest in here at this time of the night?"

"...because it gets boring here." Space Ghost replied with confidence after tapping his blue card on his desk, with the Phantom Cruiser crashing into the Ghost Planet Industries building shortly afterward.

"Wah!" Waluigi shouted as he dodged out of the way, his taco stand getting wrecked in the process as he growled while angrily shaking his fist. "Watch where you're driving, you freak of nature!"

"...Well, there goes my bet." Dry Bowser stated as he collected the trash behind the now burning Ghost Planet studio, wondering why he partook in such stupid things.