Waluigi had his taco stand at the frosty Icicle Mountain, seeing the various ice climbers making their way up the snowy climb as he noticed several white furry Topi yetis sliding around, with a bunch of blue seals barking as there was one lone white polar bear with sunglasses in pink shorts slowly moving back and forth.
"This was a stupid idea," Waluigi said to himself as he noticed the iconic blue and pink parka wearing Ice Climbers standing right by him, squinting as he picked up a regular taco. "I take it you came for this?"
"Oh yes!" Popo and Nana shouted in unison as they dashed up to the taco stand, bouncing with glee. "Can we have the taco please-"
Waluigi waved his hands to the Ice Climber duo repeating themselves as he gave them several tacos, watching them munch through it as he was rewarded with frozen money, squinting his eyes in disbelief.
"What? The hell am I gonna do with this?" Waluigi asked as he glared at the now gassy Ice Climbers, not pleased with literal hard cold cash.
Popo burping was the boy's response as he placed his hands on his content stomach. "Smash it out, obviously."
Nana farting was the girl's stinky response as she fanned the air with her left hand. "Yeah, something like a mallet might do the trick!"
"...But I want my money right now!" Waluigi growled as he clenched his fists, his eyes turning into purple flames.
Popo and Nana peed themselves as they fainted, with them still burping and farting the tacos they quickly digested as Waluigi proceeded to leave in rage, realizing that this was a stupid idea.
Waluigi watched as the Egg Pawns were having a taco fight with the Crab meats in ever so sunny Seaside Hill, who started something trivial over the taste of the tacos. The Crab meats preferred the egg flavored tacos, whereas the Egg pawns preferred the crab flavored tacos. Toadette and Petey Piranha were there munching on the tacos, simply watching the fight ensue.
"Golly, those two groups of robots sure are protective over their food," Toadette commented as she let out a loud burp.
Petey nodded in agreement as he shoved five egg and crab tacos down his throat. "It's ironic that they like the flavor of each other. It quite tells you something."
Waluigi rubbed his hands together as he chuckled. "It doesn't matter. I'm making big money off of these two groups! Wahahaha!"
"You're sure confident over this, aren't you?" Robbie Rotten teased from his ice cream stand nearby.
"Wah! What do you know about being full of it?" Waluigi snapped back in a snarky tone.
"Quite more than you, you handsomely stupendous freak!" Robbie complimented and insulted simultaneously as he ate his ice cream cone.
This clearly got to Waluigi as he chucked a stale fish taco at Robbie, who became rotten as he chucked some ice cream back towards the other purple lanky man, with the two chucking their food at each other. Toadette and Petey exchanged odd glances as Dry Bowser came by, seeing the fighting going on as he rubbed his chin with his left hand, then shrugged.
"All right, I know when to bail out." Dry Bowser said, the skeletal reptile simply walking off as he knew better than to get involved.
"This is nice... just you and me without the others to force us to party or play sports..." Waluigi said to Princess Daisy as they were enjoying a quiet night at a balcony outside a skyscraper in the city portion of the bustling Moonview Highway.
"Yeah... no one to distract us from... wait, how are you down there at your taco stand and also here?" Daisy asked as she pointed at another Waluigi down below with a taco stand set up.
"Wah the... oh, it must be a clone of me, or probably from another dimension." Waluigi mumbled as he squinted, seeing the other Waluigi placing garlic on the tacos as a purple portal appeared near him, summoning different Waluigi copies as he nodded. "Well, it's definitely the latter."
"That's right, yeah! Come get the most delicious tacos ever!" The Waluigi at the taco stand exclaimed as he was eating tacos while shaking maracas, having a sombrero on his head as he glanced up, to see the Waluigi on the balcony with Daisy looking at him oddly. "Hey! Either come down here and pay up, or stop staring!"
"Well aren't you a rude freak," The more proper Waluigi huffed as he and Daisy went back into the apartment, leaving the outdoors as they didn't want to make a scene.
