"Expecting this to just be a boring lame meme fetish story?" Waluigi scoffed as he was chuckling stale tacos after attempting to spice them up with salt, scoffing. "Too bad. Waluigi time."

"That wasn't funny the first time." Dry Bowser pointed out as he noticed a plane crashing nearby into the sea of the DS Cheep Beach, where Waluigi had his taco stand set up. "What's with you and tacos, anyway?"

"Oh I don't know. Why the hell are you even here?" Waluigi stated as he then began using strange psychic abilities to pick everything up in the beach up, including the fucking lighthouse.

"...because someone needs to watch you, and your dumb oaf of a 'brother' you call warrior or whatever the hell his name might be isn't going to do it." Dry Bowser pointed out as he folded his bony arms together.

"Look, I'm like the masked man! I'm a big guy for you two!" Petey Piranha exclaimed as he rode an incoming crashing plane with it aimed at Waluigi's taco stand. It then did exactly as Petey planned, crashing with no survivors.

Waluigi was doing some thinking to himself as he ate up the batch of tacos no one brought, being at 1 of the highest points of the Summit stage from Brawl.

"Wah... what is it that I'm doing wrong?" Waluigi questioned as he noticed various different colored Ice Climber pairs climbing up the snowy mountain surrounding him. "Is it that I'm too cool for this sort of stuff?"

"Well yes but actually no!" Popo and Nana chimed as the Ice Climbers giggled and gave each other a high five.

Waluigi screamed while flailing his arms about. "The hell are you doing here!?"

"We came for some food." The main blue and pink robed Ice Climbers said simultaneously while using their snowy powers in unison to get the snow on their Eskimo robes.

Waluigi squinted his eyes as he rubbed his chin. "Don't you just eat vegetables?"

"Yeah but meat it good too!" Nana and Popo chimed in unison, twirling around their wooden mallets as they spun around Waluigi, accidentally attacking him and knocking him out cold.

With the lanky purple man out of commission, the twins proceeded to eat the tacos, with Popo burping and Nana farting as they enjoyed the gassy warmth they provided each other as they took over the stand.

Waluigi was making some tacos as usual, being in the fiery reaches of the Norfair stage.

"Wah, this sucks." Waluigi said. "Nothing interesting is happening over than the red lava bouncing about."

"Why do you keep complaining about it?" Arceus asked while creating fire by using flame related attacks on the lava sprouting on a different part of the stage.

"Because I want to have an exciting moment in my dull life!" Waluigi snapped up as he ate up the tacos he just finished crafting.

"So you want some excitement?" Ridley chuckled while flapping near the purple lanky man. "I'll gladly oblige."

And then something happened to Waluigi, mainly being chucked into the incoming lava by Ridley, with the space pirate dragon enjoying the tormenting of a fellow purple meme.

Waluigi was making as many tacos as he could at this stand within his dinosaur filled arcade stadium, with him getting odd requests for rare dishes that he usually didn't do anything. Then he got a specific request from a Hammer Brother of the Koopa Troop who wanted a taco with scuttlebug parts.

"Are you serious?" Waluigi gawked as he shook his head while looking at the yellow colored green clad turtle. "You want scuttlebug legs?"

"Um, yes." The Hammer Bro stated as he chucked his black and brown hammer in the air various times. "I feel that they're quite delicious!"

Waluigi sighed as he snapped his fingers, summoning copies of himself who popped up behind him. "You all run this stand in my place, I have to get ingredients."

"Wah, you can count on us Waluigi!" The Waluigi army shouted as they saluted, with Waluigi placing some garlic on a stale taco as he walked through the portal, heading off on an adventure.

A 64 bit Scuttlebug blinked as it turned around, wondering what was going on. "Is it just me, or was I mentioned?"

Looking around the new area he was teleported to, Waluigi rubbed his chin and he nodded his head, discovering that there were no scuttlebugs located in the Bob-omb Battlefield.

"Well this sucks. Guess I'll have to go to another realm." Waluigi grumbled as he proceeded to open a portal by placing garlic on a fish flavored taco, eating it as he went right in.