"So, uh, what happened to your hair?" Dry Bowser pointed out as he noticed that Waluigi's brown hair was missing, with things being quiet as they were in an empty street in the otherwise packed Mushroom City.

"What do you mean by this?" Waluigi remarked as he was making more tacos.

"I mean, look at yourself." Dry Bowser started as he attempted to pull out a mirror, only to stop as he pointed upwards to the sky. "Or rather, in the profile pic for this story.

"Wah...?" Waluigi questioned as he took a look at the profile pic for the fanfic, only to give Dry Bowser the middle finger and an angry glare full of taco fueled rage. "Oh fuck you, bonehead, that looks perfect! I bet you never tried to paint in MS Paint!"

Dry Bowser scoffed as he folded his bony arms together, unimpressed. "I have. And I did better than that."

"MS Paint? More like..." Petey Piranha started to say while scarfing down tacos, frowning as he shook his head, shrugging as he then lifted up a nearby wooden table. "Nope. I got nothing."

"I have purple dollar bills!" Toadette exclaimed, with the trio looking at her oddly as she frowned. "...Hey, someone commented that there were only green dollar bills."

"Yeah, because any different colored dollar bills are fucking monopoly money!" Waluigi snapped as he then grabbed a plate of rotten tacos and chucked it at Toadette. His taco stand then caught on fire.

Waluigi's tactic of lowering the prices turned for the better, even if it was barely enough of a change, as there were new badniks present in the always popular Seaside Hill, with several races going on, y'know IN THE BACKGROUND. Mostly Burrobots and Caterkillers. Toadette was there as usual, watching the tacos being handed away at a fast pace.

Toadette folded her arms as she smirked. "Wow, Wally, you sure know how to handle selling things!"

Waluigi laughed as he smirked at Toadette. "Well of course, Toadette. You gotta stay sharp and keep your cool. Be alert for anything."

Suddenly, an ice cream truck landed on the taco stand, crushing it and Waluigi. Toadette winced as the badniks gasped, with Waluigi crawling from underneath, panting as he was struggling to get out of the trapped spot he was in.

"Like... that..." Waluigi commented as he let out a gasp of air, collapsing on the ground.

"Well that wasn't a surprise." Dry Bowser scoffed as he was playing tennis on the sand with Petey, the two having volleyed various different, worn out green fuzzy tennis balls at each other in an intense tennis match of skills and wit.

Waluigi was making some tacos as usual this time in his pinball track.

"Wah, this chapter sucks." Waluigi said.

And then something predicable happened to Waluigi.

Proving that this story is more than just Family Guy Funny Moments, Waluigi was on his journey to get scuttlebugs for his taco, looking around as he found himself in the heated depths of Isle Delfino's Corona Mountain, with the yellow lava seeping through the volcano as the tall lanky purple man felt that he wasn't getting anywhere in his little journey.

"Hmm... I still haven't found any of them here." Waluigi sighed as he placed his right hand on his forehead. "What am I doing wrong?"

"Not going a cutaway gag." Peter Griffin giggled as he was running his own shoddy taco stand.

Waluigi proceeded to pull out a shotgun, firing at the fat man in glasses. "Well you left me with no choice but to take over this stand!"

"Holy crap!" Peter exclaimed in pain as he was in pain, groaning as he had his hands on his knee as Waluigi rechristened the stand to be of his, using it as a means of thinking where he could go to find some ingredients of the bugging scuttle kind.

"...Should I be thankful that I wasn't involved in whatever that guy was looking for?" The Scuttlebug questioned as it looked quite concerned at being mentioned.