Waluigi was looking through the script while cleaning out his apartment in the city section of the always nightly themed Moonview Highway and shook his head in disapproval. "The hell is wrong with this fucking fanfiction? First I lose the theme, and now I'm being written out?"
"Oh it's not that you're being pushed out of the story." Dick Dastardly explained while cooking up some new schemes and scams to use on his racers for when the next wacky event would start. "It's just the fact that there's more to this world than you."
"Well I don't like it damn it!" Waluigi snapped as he then attempted to leave, only to crash right through the wall as he had it painted there for some reason.
"I thought it was funny." Wile E. Coyote pointed out for he was invited to do some painting of the apartment.
"Damn it I don't know what this idiot is doing." Waluigi said in frustration while using an old laptop that was about to die on him; this wasn't much of a problem since he had a new laptop with all the files he wanted by him in an apartment within the bustling city of the Moonview Highway. "Does this stupid clown think he's doing much to help?"
"With what dare I ask?" Dry Bowser asked upon returning with Wendy's fast food and various groceries, managing to eat several fresh hot fries.
"The fact that he keeps on deleting us and then bring us back to life." Waluigi complained upon getting up and snatching both burgers and chicken nuggets for he rushed right through eating them. "Just what is his end game?"
"...Do you really want to know?" Dry Bowser asked while brushing back his red hair and placing the groceries away into the fridge.
"Yes because even a bad answer would be good enough for me!" Waluigi bellowed while stuffing his face with the Wendy's grub, not concerned about his diet whatsoever while quenching his first with a Diet Pepsi.