Waluigi was selling another new batch of tacos, this time having mustard inside them. Why mustard? Because he took it as a suggestion from a friend.
"I'm telling you, man," Wario started as he gouged on the mustard filled tacos, "Your customers are gonna love-a this! It's tacos mixed with mustard! Waa-haa!"
Waluigi shook his head as he sighed. "I don't know, Wario. I feel like something bad could happen any moment now..."
And just like that, Wario started to inflate, until he exploded into pieces. Surprisingly, there was no blood or any meaty chunks of Wario's body, just the pieces of Wario's clothing floating down. Waluigi blinked, and he then grabbed the plate of mustard filled tacos, tossing them into the green garbage disposal behind him, shutting the door slut.
Waluigi and his taco stand usually had weird shenanigans going on, with them usually not benefiting Waluigi as one could tell.
"I'm bored. I usually say this since I'm always having to do something with these tacos," Waluigi complained while munching on a taco.
"So? What's wrong with having a job?" Dry Bowser pointed out.
"Yeah, having a hobby is healthy." Petey Piranha joked.
"You should really be grateful that you get to do it!" Toadette chimed.
Waluigi was making some tacos as usual this time in the music pumping melody driven track that was the Music Park, being within the middle of the Melody Motorway as there was no racing action going on, simply making his tacos to the beats of the music.
"Wah, this chapter sucks even more than the previous ones did. I don't know how that's possible." Waluigi said to himself while placing different toppings on his tacos to the tune of the songs playing all around him.
And then something predicable happened to Waluigi because he could not catch a break due to his very nature.
Waluigi found himself in the bustling city of Fourside, finding an alternate version of himself running a taco stand as he noticed several different humans of the Earthbound world ordering tacos.
"Hey alternate me, do you have any scuttlebugs here?" Waluigi Prime asked as he had his arms folded together.
The different Waluigi with a sombrero on his brown haired head shrugged as he placed different spices into his tacos. "Sorry chump, you're gonna have to try somewhere else."
"Well this adventure got a bit less exciting." Waluigi sighed as he snatched one of the stale tacos resting on the edge of the counter when his different counterpart was not looking, quickly placing garlic on it as he then went through the portal.
"You know that guy just took one of your tacos." A scuttlebug pointed out while scuttling towards the stand.
Waluigi shrugged as he adjusted his sombrero. "Eh, if it's a parallel dimension version of myself, then I can live with it. Anyone else, though... they better watch it."