Waluigi fixed up his taco stand in Seaside Hill after it got zapped by a powerful blast of lightning the other night. Toadette skipped over, her hands behind her back.

"Wow, Wally. How many times is your stand gonna need work?" Toadette asked as she giggled innocently, blinking several times.

Waluigi turned to Toadette, folding his arms as he groaned. "I don't know what I was thinking, making this stand with wood..." He shrugged as he shook his head. "If it wasn't for the fact that wood was free, I would have gotten metal..." He sighed as he turned to the plate of fresh tacos. "At least the food's all right..."

Suddenly, the tacos were ablaze, red fiery flames going all over the tacos. It spread to the taco stand, burning it to a crisp. Waluigi's left eye twitched as he tossed his purple cap away, pulling his brown hair as he screamed, with Toadette gasping as she covered her mouth with both her hands.

Waluigi had his taco stand on the sandy Kalimari Desert, sighing as he was getting sick of seeing the trains go in and out of the giant brown mountains overlooking the vast deserted plains.

"Man am I bored." Waluigi said while munching on a taco.

"Then why don't you leave?" Dry Bowser pointed out as he was collecting various cacti to make a spiky salad with.

"I could but I don't want to say no to potential customers." Waluigi pointed out as he noticed several racers heading towards his way, pointing at them. "Case in point."

"Literally!" Petey Piranha joked as he poked Waluigi in the ass with a Pokey, making the tall dastardly man clad in purple scream as he went high into the dusty air, crashing back into the stand to have the tacos go soaring everywhere.

Waluigi was making some tacos as usual this time in his dirt paved stadium, being within the middle of the race course as there was no racing action going on.

"Wah, this chapter sucks almost as much as the previous ones." Waluigi said while placing different toppings on his tacos.

And then something predicable happened to Waluigi because he could not catch a break.

Waluigi's quest to get scuttlebug ingredients was finally coming to an end as he eventually reached the Taco Volcano, taking a chance to burn himself in the red lava as he had infinite health, eventually reaching a spot near the fire spewing volcano as he spotted a jamboree going on, with the burnt purple man smirking as he towered over the orb shaped spider like creatures.

"Oh shit, I think we might be screwed," A scuttlebug said to its fellow red and yellow brethren as they tried to scuttle away like the bugs they were.

"I'll have you know that spiders are not bugs!" Waluigi corrected as he placed some onion powder on a beefy flavored taco, munching it as he flexed his muscles, proceeding to gather the scuttlebugs together as he then stuffed them all into a bag, laughing triumphantly. "Finally! My quest is over!"

Later on, Waluigi found himself back at the arcade themed stadium with mechanical dinosaurs populating it, seeing his Waluigi clones keeping it in good shape as he noticed the one Hammer Bro still waiting for his specific taco. Waluigi eventually stuffed a scuttlebug into an otherwise plain taco, handing it over to the hammer wielding turtle, who enjoyed it as he began hopping about happily.

"Yes! This is exactly what I wanted!" The Hammer Bro happily exclaimed as he was thankful, replacing his hammers with dollar bills as he chucked them in the same manner. "Now I can go home and be a family man!"

"Ha! Happy to be of service!" Waluigi said as he gladly took in the easy money, having happy to have had a little plot going on as he provided the fanfiction with an actual story of sorts.

"Can't believe this part actually got a conclusion," Dry Bowser said in shock as he was fixing up the metal Tyrannosaurus Rex in the stadium.

"Yeah, usually it's just your typical slice of life!" Toadette added as she was decorating the walls, accidentally farting a cute little poot as she giggled.

Petey chuckled as he was also present at the stadium, selling popcorn to compliment Waluigi's tacos, wondering if he should get some scuttlebugs for himself to have later on that night.