Waluigi sighed as he made some more tacos. "This is just embarrassing."
"How so?" Arceus asked.
"Because it's just increasing the word count."
"Do you mean-"
"Don't, we'll be here all night."
"...well I'm certain this story could use some more pizazz here and there!" Arceus concluded after eating a taco in light of him not having a mouth.
Waluigi rolled his eyes. "Lord knows, or rather you if you actually bothered to share your secrets."
"Yeah like that will ever happen."
"So, anything going on over there with those Pokemon?"
"Oh, the monsters are filling up pockets quite well."
"Well that's good."
"You don't seem as negative as I would expect you to be."
"It turns out that the reason I act so nasty is because the world is too hateful. They take every single damn thing to seriously."
"Boy are you preaching to the choir with that."
"I know I have various issues but I just let them get their time to soak up attention and die off! I don't bring it up every day I wake up from the night long sleep, it's not healthy for you."
"Neither is focusing so much on the things that make you mad. All it does is make you wish for death, and even that wouldn't be enough."
"Well with every year coming and going, I just notice that there's more morons popping up. It's like a disease or something."
"Not exactly that but I see where you're coming from."
"Does this conversation even need to involve tacos?"
"Not exactly but they would be nice to have."