"Wah... what would I do to run a burger joint," Wario muttered as he was having some of Waluigi's tacos.
"Why would you want to do that?" Waluigi commented, with the lanky elf man running his taco stand at the dusty Bone Dry Dunes.
"Well I like stuffing those burgers down me all the time. They taste like garlic!" Wario exclaimed as he rubbed his hands together. 'And you just know how much I like garlic..."
"Hey, can we get some tacos to go?" Roy asked as he was there with a few other Smashers.
"Sure, but you'll have to pay a hefty amount of cash," Waluigi stated as he twirled around his purple cap.
Pikachu sighed as he nodded his head. "Figures as much. Guess we'll have to hand over the fruit..."
"Aww crap! But I can't sell the eggplant! It's the only thing that makes us look rich!" Ike bemoaned.
Everyone looked at Ike oddly as Waluigi's eyes lit up, the purple man having an appetite for eggplants.
"If you give me that eggplant, I'll let you have all the tacos in the world!" Waluigi exclaimed as he rubbed his hands together gleefully.
Ike was about to reject, but Pikachu snatched the eggplant from the buffed swordsman, handing it over to Waluigi, who proceeded to chuck a giant amount of tacos on them as he proceeded to stare at the eggplant, his eyes sparkling.
"Is there something we're missing here...?" Dry Bowser commented as he approached Wario on his Bone Rattler bike.
"Nope. Waluigi just really loves eggplants," Wario pointed out as he continued stuffing himself with burgers.
"Waluigi you look exhausted, what's wrong?" Charizard asked while practicing his fire breathing by spewing flames around the fiery Norfair stage.
Waluigi was struggling to stay awake as he lazily placed different ingredients into a sloppy taco. "Eh I dunno, I guess I just feel too exhausted to do anything with this gig."