"Arceus, what did you do all those years ago before anything was invented?" Waluigi asked as he was selling his tacos at the base of Mt. Coronet in the Sinnoh region.
"Well..." Arceus began as he looked to the night sky, noting all the stars shining brightly. "I just looked at the dark abyss, after staring at the cosmos."
"...really? That's it? Nothing more?" Waluigi commented as he squinted his eyes, looking around to see the bright jewels that were collectively made up of diamonds, pearls, and platinum gems.
Arceus closed his eyes as he then glared down at Waluigi. "Look, I and the cosmos literally came from nothing. What the hell do you want from me, fanfiction and high quality rips?"
"All right, I was just asking..." Waluigi mumbled as he went back to making tacos, with there being a scene going on just nearby...
"Can we please go now? We've gone on everything." Petey Piranha yawned as he was on a treasure trek with Toadette and Dry Bowser.
"No way! We haven't even gotten our fill from Wally's tacos!" Toadette exclaimed as she felt her stomach rumble.
Dry Bowser and Petey exchanged glances as they then pulled Toadette away, who screamed in dismay as she really wanted some tacos after her long treasure trekking.
"Come on kid, we're not dealing with your bullshit anymore." Dry Bowser muttered as he brushed back his red hair, the three of them heading westward towards Jubilife City.
"Hey! You wanna see my cards?" Toujou Nozomi asked Waluigi while they were in a busy distric in Manhattan.
"No thanks. Just being in this city is enough nonsense for me." Waluigi responded as he figured it was a bad idea to come to New York City in an attempt at getting more business, especially since many people just walked right by.
Suddenly Fred Flintstone came bowling down the street, knocking all the vehicles to their sides as he was riding in his Flintstones mobile, with Robbie Rotten and Tito Dick riding in it as well, the trio running over Waluigi and his taco stand, while Nozomi ducked into a sewer, which caused her to get mauled by angry crocodiles.
Waluigi opened up his taco stand again in Seaside Hill, seeing a large rush of red colored Egg Pawns. Waluigi rubbed his hands together with glee as he appeared behind his stand, popping right up.
"Step right up, folks! Step right up, my tacos are out of this... world!" Waluigi exclaimed as he pulled out plate after plate of delicious, fresh hot tacos.
The Egg Pawns all waved their mechanical arms in the air frantically as they payed Waluigi a lot of green dollar bills, taking each of their own tray to enjoy with their fellow Egg Pawns.
Waluigi chuckled as he flipped through the dollar bills, placing them inside the cash register as he remarked, "It may not be much, but I'm glad I decided to go this route! It pays to be greasy!"
"So says he." Morshu remarked as the fat salesman from Koradai was scouting the sandy beach, looking for a good place to set up shop.