"So what do you sell?" Waluigi asked Toujou Nozomi as he was making tacos at the Sunshine Airport, being just outside the airport terminal as planes were flying in and out of the field.

"Well... it's not really sell, but... I give our charms." Nozomi admitted as she then farted out some cards, showing them off to Waluigi as she shook them a bit to get the flatulent stink off of them, smiling. "See? This one has you on it!"

"...you're kidding, right?" Waluigi gawked as he took a glance at the card after sniping it from Nozomi, munching on an onion topped taco he prepared, taking it in as he shook his head. "So what does this one mean, with the Flintstones car and all?"

"Yabba dabba help!" Fred Flintstone screamed in horror, jumping out of his stone car as he fell on top of Nozomi, flattening the anime girl like a big boulder.

Waluigi looked up to see the Flintstones mobile land right on him, crushing his skinny body as his taco stand was surprisingly spared. Dry Bowser, who was handling the various carts parked around the planes at the terminal, noticed Fred on top of Nozomi, shaking his head as he continued doing his job.

"Wilma is going to be pissed..." Dry Bowser muttered to himself with a smirk as he chuckled, deciding not to see what the end result would be.

Several hours later, Waluigi was trying to sleep at his taco stand, relaxing in his taco pile as he was enjoying himself. Or rather was enjoying himself as someone was knocking on his shed outside, with him being at the airport terminal at the Sunshine Airport as it was nighttime.

"Man..." Waluigi grumbled as he got off his lanky butt and approached the door, munching on a garlic topped taco as he opened the door, to see Toujou Nozomi standing in front of him, wearing purple overalls like him as she had some tarot cards in her hand, a warp portal behind her.

"Hi!" Nozomi greeted as she casually waved, with the gap between the daytime and nighttime being enough for her to change herself up after the rocky incident earlier.

"...What do you want?" Waluigi growled as he squinted his eyes.

Nozomi chuckled as she rubbed the back of her head with her right hand. "First of all, thank you for answering the door at such a late hour. I realize what an inconvenience it must be-"

"Get to it, fart weeb..." Waluigi grumbled as he didn't have time for this shit.

Nozomi farted as she gulped, nervously dropping her cards. "W-well, I... I, ah..."

Silence as Nozomi attempted to sing 'Snow Halation', only for Waluigi to bury her in a pile of stale tacos, with the tacos and Nozomi being sucked into the warp portal as Waluigi went back into his taco stand.


Waluigi screamed as he was being chased around in Seaside Hill by several angry bees, attempting to drive them off by chucking stale tacos back at then, which clearly didn't work as they stung him. Toadette and Petey Piranha were watching from the safety within the salty water behind the taco stand, munching down on the tacos that Waluigi made. King Boo popped out of nowhere, hovering in between Petey and Toadette as he wondered why Waluigi was being chased.

"So hey guys, what's with all those bees?" King Boo asked as his big red tongue hung out of his mouth, as usual.

Toadette turned to King Boo, rubbing the back of her head. "Oh. Waluigi accidentally tripped on a banana peel and bumped into a palm tree that had a beehive in it."

Petey shrugged as he resumed eating the fishy tacos. "I offered to help him, but he simply pushed me into the water. So I figured that I watch the show and enjoy dinner."

King Boo chuckled as he folded his stubby little arms. "Heh. You don't see that every day."

Several minutes passed as Waluigi came back, all covered in bee stings as Toadette and King Boo winced, though Waluigi smirked.

"You know what they say... no pain, no gain." Waluigi explained, having proof that he had beaten all the bees to death as he was taking this painful predicament well, grabbing one of his tacos and munching on it as he managed to ignore the stung wounds he had received.