Waluigi watched as the always farting Daisy was showing off her sports outfit, which was her yellow shirt and orange shorts. Waluigi turned to his plate of fresh tacos, talking to them as it was yet another sunny day in Seaside Hill.

"Aww yeah, I'm so hot." Daisy said to herself as she was aroused from watching herself fart, one of her hands on her fart filled butt while fanning with the other.

"Look at her, tacos. She's so crazy, yet..." Waluigi sighed, shaking his head as he had no idea. "On 1 hand, I'm attracted to her. On the other, I find her annoying. But I just can't seem to make up my mind."

The plate of tacos simply stood there on the counter. Not saying a single word.

Waluigi folded his arms as he placed his head down on the counter. "You're right. I shouldn't even think of making a move on her..."

Daisy farted loudly, giggling as she winked at the badniks around her. Waluigi rolled his eyes as he shook his head.

"Yeah, I'm not gonna bother hitting on her." Waluigi commented as he glanced at the plate of tacos again. "Her gassiness reassured that."


Waluigi was placing a bunch of his finished tacos on a plate as he looked out to see that there was not much activity going on at the city of Metropolis, with him being on a street corner as he waited for a customer.

"Wonder if anyone will bother coming over here." Waluigi said as he was getting impatient.

The tall lanky purple man was about to get his wish as a certain caped crsudader was making his way to the metropolis with him having hitchikers along.

"Gee Mr. Clark, how long have we been flying?" Popo asked with him shaking his head.

"Is there a rush to ask me such a question?" Superman responded. "Is there any reason for it?"

"Well no, but I guess you are the superhero after all!" Nana chimed in with her tongue sticking out.

Popo took a glance at the various skyscrapers. "Are we gonna get something yummy on the way?"

Nana gasped with her gloved hands on her face. "Ooh that would be fantastic!"

Superman laughed as he kept his focus on flying. "Can't you two learn to just be patient?"

"But we wanna eat!" Popo and Nana whined as they began whimpering.

Superman sighed as he spotted the taco stand. "Fine, we'll grab a quick bite to eat. Then it's back to soaring away."

"Yay!" Popo and Nana cheered as the Ice Climber pair were happy to have anything to eat, with the trio landing nearby.

"Well if it isn't Mr. Super himself." Waluigi commented as he showed off his tacos. "Care to have one? They're a dollar, but the taste makes them stand out more!"

"A single buck for a taco... that sounds like a steal." Superman said as he noticed crime going on nearby. "But not like that."

Superman took off, with the Ice Climbers eagerly taking the tacos as Waluigi watched in dismay at what had just occurred. Toadette was having an ice cream date with Petey Piranha as the duo noticed this.

"Oh, looks like Wally isn't having the best of days!" Toadette giggled with Petey chuckling alongside her.


Waluigi was serving his tacos as he noticed Amy Rose farting nearby with Big the Cat contemplating about losing his frog buddy yet again, with the scene being at the bustling Empire City in a park nearby the towering skyscrapers.

"Why is it that girls always fart in these stories or situations?" Waluigi questioned as he wondered why he brought it up in the 1st place.

"Hey Big..." Amy said while fanning the air as she was eating a spicy taco with her other hand. "...is it just me or is there any time when you don't go after Froggy?"

"Oh no, smelly rose." Big said as he held his fishing rod in his one big hand, the cat slowly shaking his purple feline head. "Fwoggy just keeps running away from me... and I don't know why."

"Maybe because you show him a bit too much love!" Amy exclaimed with a bassy burp while letting out her stinky farts at the same time, blushing in embarrassment. "Oh my, I'm really gassy today!"

"Fwoggy finds fart jokes funny when he's around... and oh how I miss him so!" Big cried as he shook the table, slamming his fists on the table. "I want my frog pal back!"

"Hey, crying about it isn't gonna make him come back!" Waluigi snapped as he was quick to chuck 1 of his many purple tennis rackets at Big.

Dry Bowser scoffed while reading the newspaper on a nearby bench. "That's not going to make him feel better."

"Ahh what do you know?" Waluigi snarled as he went back to making tacos.