Waluigi stretched his long lanky arms as he sighed, rubbing his pink nose as she was enjoying the peace he was having at his taco stand in Seaside Hill as he made enough tacos to not have to do anything for the rest of the night to follow. "Sure is a slow day today."
Princess Daisy popped up right alongside Waluigi, spooking him by laughing. "Hiya, Wally! Surprised to see me here!"
Waluigi grabbed Daisy and tossed her over the counter. "Not really, no. I expected you to be here as usual. It's just too weird here without you stinking it up."
Daisy farted a big sloppy toot loudly as she giggled, holding her hands together as she winked. "You like my stinky butt, Wally."
Waluigi grabbed a plate full of tacos and stuffed them all down Daisy's throat in an attempt to shut her up. Daisy gulped it all down, and she belched loudly in Waluigi's face, blowing off his purple cap. Daisy giggled as she let out another cute little poot, with Waluigi groaning in disgust.
"You know, this is exactly why we don't follow up on non existent canon in a series infamous for throwing it out the door with every entry." Waluigi muttered as he was clearly not having a good time, being annoyed by the gassy Daisy and her smelly antics.
"Why focus on canon when you can have... a cannon!" Toadette exclaimed as she was in a cannon, with Dry Bowser and Petey Piranha standing by it on the sandy shore as it fired the mushroom girl right into Waluigi and Daisy, knocking all three of them out.
"3 in 1, you don't see that happening!" Petey laughed as he was there to hand out bags of popcorn to the various tourists who were walking on the sandy shore.
"At least it knocks them out for the night." Dry Bowser stated as he began to polish off the cannon, getting the salty sea air's effect off by using some polish he had stored within his charcoal spiny shell. "They should all be thankful that they get to appear and be playable than a huge amount of characters, fictional or otherwise."
"Hey Waluigi!" Fire Emblem's Anna greeted as she was pulling a cart full of shopping junk behind her, waving at the purple taco seller as they were in one of the quieter streets of Castelia City from Pokemon's Unova region, with there being plenty of Pokemon wandering around them. "How are you doing on this fine day?"
"I'm not complaining, in fact it's good to see you here." Waluigi said as he handed some tacos to a bunch of hungry Audinos, counting the money as he proceeded to place them away while moving his right hand around. "But shouldn't you be scamming morons with-"
"Your brother? Yeah but he just wanted to get some garlic instead." Anna said with a casual shrug as she smiled, leaning on the counter of the stand. "Oh well, I'm sure he'll come around later. Let's spend some time together!"
"You're not going to be weird, are you?" Waluigi responded as he squinted his eyes.
Anna lifted her leg as she let out a wet fart that ended on a sloppy note, laughing as she fanned the air. "Well other than that, nope! I'm all good just about!"
"Well it's good for you to get that out of your system, because that's kind of the last thing I need tonight." Waluigi commented as he noticed that the streetlights were starting to activate as it became nighttime. "You wouldn't be surprised at how disgusting some of these popcorn can get."
"Hey, we're right here you know!" Lilligant angrily snapped from her lemonade stand just to the right of Waluigi's taco stand, proceeding to activate her Petal Dance attack while approaching Waluigi, who responded with his own twirl as he formed his Waluigi Tornado, with he two getting into a twirling battle.
"Oh no, not again!" Whimsicott exclaimed as she was pouring the lemonade into various cups.
"Ooh, I'll take one of those, I'm parched!" Anna squealed as she dashed up to the lemonade stand to have a cup, with the two girls watching the stand owners making idiots out of themselves.
Waluigi had heard tales of Pokemon's Dawn farting, but he wouldn't expect the gassy Pokemon Coordinator with blue hair and a suspiciously short skirt to be present at his taco stand in the city of Jubilife within the Sinnoh mainland as she was waiting to have some tacos, and just who would be the kind of person to do just a humble task? Certainly not Waluigi depending on the situation.
"Come on, I've been waiting for a while!" Dawn complained as she shook her arms like an anime girl would, being really hungry as she traveled all the way to try out of of the elusive tacos made by the dastardly man.
Waluigi scoffed as he was placing some beef into a couple of near completed tacos. "Well you're gonna have to keep waiting, girlie. It takes a while to get good ingredients, and it takes a bit longer for them to reach that perfect standpoint."
"But I don't even need the taco to be fresh!" Dawn cried as she began having waterfalls cascade out of her teary eyes, her lips trembling as she held her hands together in a waifu manner. "I wanna taco now, please!"
Waluigi ate a fish flavored taco with bacon in it as he shook his head while pointing with his other hand. "Look lady, can't you just take in appreciation that you're waiting in line for one in the 1st place?"
Feeling her stomach grumble, Dawn clenched her fists as she smirked, wiggling her hips as she winked. "Fine, but I did warn you!"
Without wasting another moment, Dawn turned around and bent over, unleashing her huge farting that caused the stand to be destroyed from her gust stink, with poor Waluigi being left in a stinky faze as he got paralyzed by the flatulence expelled out of Dawn's butt. Proving that she wasn't that light in spite of her name origin, Dawn decided to take some of the tacos while paying, with the other Pokemon waiting around for food being stunned at Hikari farting while eating the tacos.
"Thank you, mister, I really appreciate it!" Dawn said as she waved, giggling as she skipped with a sloppy fart accompanying every skip.
"That girl has some problems," A Drapion mumbled while pinching his pincers.
"I sure feel bad for being the seller of this place," A Toxicroak added as he had his frog arms folded together.
Waluigi groaned as his entire body began twitching after getting his senses back. "I really hate these stinkers..."
"Waluigi, these fries you made are fantastic."
"I take them in pride. Turns out fries go well with everything!" Waluigi laughed as he took out a hot new batch of fries and placed them in bright purple cartons to go along with his tacos. "In fact I'm a bit disappointed that I didn't do this in the 1st place!"
"Well that's what experience is. Making you learn as you go along." A Paratroopa said. "I think it's worth it."
"Oh certainly, I won't disagree there." Waluigi mumbled in agreement as he stuffed some fries into a taco shell, proceeding to eat it as he managed to make a taco with fries literally in it.
It was raining, and if there's 1 thing you would realize with Silver, that it's kind of obvious that he isn't a fan of the elements affecting his pizza delivering. Course, what he didn't expect was that he would be taking this pizza to Waluigi, who wasn't having any of his businesses open as they were on the outskirts of the city of Fourside. And why would anyone ultimately be there other than to have a smashing time? Well it's because there's something to all 4 of its sides.
"You look so down, what's wrong?" Waluigi asked while doing stretches on the bench.
"Oh everything." Silver sighed as he tugged on his soaked work shirt, realizing that maybe it was time to get a backup 1 so that this wouldn't happen again.
"Really now? I don't believe you." Waluigi stated as he then did a pose, with no one noticing it as he sighed.
"Well you better believe me when I have to share you the pain that I know!" Silver exclaimed as he felt annoyed.
"Please, no one tears you apart the way that they do me pretty boy." Waluigi grumbled. "I'm starting to think that the world has things against me."
Silver rubbed the back of his head. "Maybe it's the way you're dressed."
"Maybe it's the fact that you're gullible as shit!" Waluigi barked as he then tugged on Silver's quills, giving him pain.
"...If you want some advice, you shouldn't snap at people when they're trying to help you out." Silver groaned in pain as he knew that he would have to brush his quills to get them feeling good again.
"Pah, what do you know?"
"Quite a lot."
"Humph, so what is it, what brings you all the way out here?"
"Well I'm on a pizza delivery as you can see, so I have to deliver this box full of it."
"Huh, so I see."
"The thing is that I don't know who's the 1 who ordered this in the first place."
"Well maybe you should take the moment to look at the address."
"What do you mean-" Silver commented as he then widened his eyes. "Oh. I take it that-"
"Yes, I wanted pizza."
"Well why didn't you say so?"
"I was trying to get it out of the way, but you keep acting the way that you do."
"That is true, but I'm not sure if that's the best way to go about it."
"Look we can still talk even with us eating."
"Huh? Do you have something for me?"
"Well the least I can do is offer to share the pizza that I wanted."
"Gee, that sounds great! It has been a while since I ate..."
"Good, then grab something and sit down with me!"
"Looks like you managed to have a change in attitude!"
"There's only so much you can do with being a grump when you want to consume something. Now come on, let's wolf down this pizza and keep talking."
"I like the cut of your jib!"
"I gotta say, the way you made this pizza is outstanding."
"Well you have to rely on various ingredients to get is just right. Didn't you want this to have olive oil in it?"
"That I did. You had it spread around perfectly."
"Well that's a relief. Sure seems like you're really valuing this pizza!"
"Well what do you think of it? Does it match the skills you used to cook it?"
"I think I could have added a bit more salt to give it that extra kick, but it is really doing its cheesy wonders! The crust being crunchy yet soft is what lends it the power it needs to satisfy my stomach!"
"Good, it feels great to have that level of satisfaction."
"I can't help but feel that maybe I should think a bit more highly of myself when it comes to my skills."
"It would help. I know, I was in your shoes before."
"Wait you mean you wore my boots?"
"No you idiot, I meant that I know exactly how you felt when it came to treating yourself as a nobody. Everyone has those phases, they just need to get a hold of themselves and move on."
"Wow... that means a lot coming from you."
"Just because I'm purple and handsome doesn't mean I can't dish out the truth every now and then."
"That's not where I would go with what-"
"You know what, just drop it while you're still good."
"Err, right. I guess I could get carried away with the wrong words."
"Speaking of carrying, do you have anymore pizza, or was that the only 1?"
"I'm afraid it was just one and done."
"Well that's it then. Let's just enjoy this night together."
"Uhh... yeah, I got time."
"How do you feel about getting to 74 chapters?" Dry Bowser asked as he was helping to collect ingredients for the tall purple man to use, with them being at the burning mass that was the Grumble Volcano.
Waluigi shrugged as he was doing flashy techniques to show off his taco making skills, the heat of the grumbling volcanoes around him not bothering him in the slightest. "Well, it's quite the achievement, it takes a lot of love and effort to do something like this for that many chapters."
"Why do you like to break the fourth wall?" Petey commented as he was splashing within the molten magma, with him being immune to it thanks to a sticker he had on him that prevented him being burnt or melting from contact with the lava.
"Because it's not as destructive to me as the females breaking wind!" Waluigi snapped as he pointed at Toadette farting, the gassy fungi girl causing the various rock formations to break apart and melt from her hot farts.
"Ooh, you would think I'd learn to wear clothes that would hold back my toots, but I guess not!" Toadette giggled as she was fanning the air, knowing that she would have justification to go shopping as she would definitely need new diapers after this mess she was making.
"Comedy." Waluigi said as he rolled his eyes, with him just doing the best he could to handle his taco stand in light of all this. After all, if he could handle 74 chapters of madness selling tacos, than what could really get Waluigi into a crazed position?