Waluigi handed out plate after plate full of delicious, spicy tacos to the numerous badniks populating the sunny shore of Seaside Hill, most of them being Burrobots. Daisy came up front by farting past the robotic crowd, her hands behind her fart gas expelling back.

"I'm ready, Wally!" Daisy exclaimed as she giggled, holding her hands out. "Can I have my plate of tacos, please?"

Waluigi poked Daisy in the face. "I'll give you the plate, if you can stop farting for a day!"

Daisy gasped as she clasped her hands together. "Well, okay! If you say so!"

Silence. Several seconds passed, and Daisy farted loudly, disgusting the badniks behind her.

Waluigi smirked as he took away the plate of tacos. "Well, I guess you're not getting some tacos."

Daisy sniffled as she started crying loudly, running off as the badniks moved forward, Waluigi resuming his business of giving out the tacos. It was then hat another Waluigi appeared from a portal as he looked at the crying princess, then to his prime counterpart.

"What happened with her?" AU Waluigi

Waluigi Prime adjusted his overalls. "Oh it's just that she proves how much of a failure that she is."

"So I see. Anyway there's something important I need to tell you." AU Waluigi

The Prime Waluigi moved his hands around in a weird particular manner. "Well hurry up, handsome, I got plenty of customers waiting here."

Waluigi was looking out to the distance from his taco stand as he was finishing his meal, having been quite bored.

"Wah... some days you just can't help it but wonder why you were even allowed the opportunity to live." Waluigi muttered to himself as he adjusted his purple cap, taking a deep breath. "It's not easy being me."

"You have no idea how easier you have it than a huge amount of people." Dry Bowser responded as he was selling bottles of water.

"Why are you a water salesman?" Waluigi questioned as he placed some onions onto his tacos.

Dry Bowser scoffed as he brushed back his red hair, splashing some water onto his bones to make them refreshed. "Because I need my bones to not get too dusty, and besides I enjoy helping out those who need something as vital as this liquid."

Waluigi questioned the logic he was hearing from the skeletal reptile as he shrugged, going back to making his tacos. "You know what I won't question it anymore."

"That's a smart idea."

Waluigi was making yet another bunch of tacos because why would you expect anything else from him?

"Argh, this is so stupid." Waluigi grumbled.

Waluigi was proud of the perfectly balanced piles he made of his tacos when thanos showed up.

"As all things should be." Said the purple man known as Thanos.

"Ebin joke." Waluigi muttered.

Waluigi noticed a certain female Gardevoir farting in tight black clothing as he called out to her while making another batch of tacos.

"Hey! Yeah you, let me ask you something!" Waluigi snapped as he raised a stale taco in his right hand. "Do you even hear me over your insipid flatulence?"

"I can use telekenisis." Gardevoir spoke as she fanned her stinky fumes away from her. "But that is besides the point. Have you seen three girls?"

Waluigi folded his lanky arms together as he squinted his eyes. "3 girls, eh... any specific details I should know about?

"You know, I kind of wish I was as happy as you appear to be."

"I don't get negative about a lot of things in general because when you think about it, technically everything is fanfiction or a fan version of something that existed. Which is both good and bad when you have the specific perspective!"

"That... is 1 way of looking at things."

"Yeah, so just learn to appreciate the fact that you're alive in the first place!"

"...Ow." "I usually say that when something hurts me, but this time I said 'ow' because I heard a stupid joke."

"I feel like people think horror roles are easy or don't require real acting." Waluigi complained as he had pictures of him looking scary planted on the taco stand.

"Like comedy."

"...Both of which are the legit hardest to make effective and good." Waluigi proclaimed as he pointed upward while eating a veggie taco.

"Again with the farts?" Waluigi groaned while watching Daisy fart.

"Deal with it." Daisy playfully responded with her shaking her fart filled hips.

Mario rubbed his chin as he nodded with sexual thoughts clouding his memories due to his urges. "Something about brapping gets me, y'know...?"

Waluigi blankly stated. "...I can guarantee you that nobody has had a sexual awakening because they heard the word "brap" in place of fart."

"Hey is this package for you?"

Waluigi was placing ketchup in several tacos as he ate one of them up in a single gulp. "What do the numbers say?"

"Ehh, lemme look at them closely... 4182097?"

Waluigi clapped his hands as he then began rubbing his hands together. "Ah yes, it must have arrived!" He then took the package, opening it up to see what he got as he smiled while nodding his head. "Aww yeah, this will do nicely!"

"What's it for?"

"Oh it's something I want to do with my tacos!" Waluigi explained as he got the equipment out of the package wrapping, fixing it up as he began placing tacos into it and then firing the cannon as he watched the tacos blast off into the sky and explode as the various ingredients came falling down. "I always like seeing what I placed in my tacos come out in such a spectacular fashion!"

"...that is pretty weird."

"Not as weird as you look!" Waluigi snapped as he rolled his right hand around. "Anyway you want some tacos since you're here?"

"Eh, I don't have anything better to do."

Godzilla was fighting against King Ghidorah, Mothra, and Rodan as Waluigi was just trying to sell his tacos, with the Rhedosaurus playing around with the rooftop of his stand.

"This is ridiculous!" Waluigi snapped as he chucked 1 of his many tennis rackets at the Rhedosaurus. "I try to have a good business, and these giant freaks ruin everything!"

Godzilla then landed right by Waluigi, with Ghidorah firing his gravity beams everywhere as the tall lanky purple man got zapped by one of them. Godzilla responded with his radioactive atomic breath that caused Waluigi to be reduced to ashes due to being right next to him.