Dry Bowser was enjoying a drive around the outskirts of Waluigi Stadium, when suddenly he and Waluigi came into a collision. The skeletal reptile was riding in his Piranha Prowler, while the tall purple lanky man was using his taco cart he adjusted for driving around in, with it being sturdy enough to cause even large vehicles to tip over, the impact causing Dry Bowser's bones to go scattering across the dirt as Waluigi enjoyed this, munching on a taco to celebrate his wicked deed.

"Thanks, you asshat." Dry Bowser grumbled as he placed his bones back together using his dark magic, with it just being yet another instance of him getting his body broken apart.

Waluigi laughed as he twisted his mustache, taking pride in eating the fish flavored taco he pulled out of his cart. "Wahahawa! Nice to bump into a bonehead like you on this fine night near my stadium! Did you enjoy this collision course?"

"No I didn't, you lanky idiot." Dry Bowser snapped as he rolled himself into Waluigi, knocking him off of the taco cart. "Now what do you want? I was enjoying my night of just taking my car out for a much needed drive, until you showed up of course."

"...I need you for a stunt at my stadium." Waluigi said after he ate another beefy taco he pulled out of the cart.

"Is that all?" Dry Bowser sighed as he placed himself back together, folding his bony arms together.

Waluigi rubbed his chin as he took the moment of think. "Basically, yeah. I want to drive up interest in my stadium since I installed new ads for my taco stand over there."

"And you think... people would be looking at your ads." Dry Bowser interrupted as he rolled his right hand around. "...If they see me doing stunts."

"Well they can't have their eyeballs focused on everything at once, can they?" Waluigi reasoned while eating through several more of his tacos.

Dry Bowser slapped his forehead as he shook his head. "Look, I'm not doing this stunt. You'll just have to find someone else-"

Waluigi was quick to fire a bunch of tacos at Dry Bowser, reducing the reptilian skeleton to a bone pile again as he then grabbed his bones, laughing as he dashed them into his taco cart and took off for his stadium. Dry Bowser fumed as he bounced his skull about, only to sigh as he decided that it wasn't worth it, proceeding to roll back into his Piranha Prowler vehicle and use his dark magic to steer it despite being reduced to just a head.

Waluigi was walking towards his taco stand in Seaside Hill, when he noticed a huge amount of invasive Crab Meats surrounding the entire building. Waluigi screamed as he tossed his hands in the air, placing them on his head as he yelled in shock.

"What the hell are all these damn crabs doing here?" Waluigi cried out.

Petey Piranha, who was resting in the sand, suddenly emerged, shocking Waluigi as he pointed at the Crab Meats. "Oh, they like the metal you used on your Taco Stand, so they're eating it."

Waluigi dropped his arms by his sides as he dropped his head, narrowing his eyes. "You mean to tell me they're eating up my stand?" He asked in an annoyed tone.

Petey Piranha simply shrugged in response. "Your problem, not mine."

Waluigi screamed with rage as he took out his viney whip, whipping the Crab Meats into pieces and scaring off the others as Petey watched, munching on some tacos he stole from the secret stash hidden underneath the sand. A copy of Waluigi popped out as he watched the real deal chasing off the crab themed robots, with him turning to Petey as he was genuinely curious, having been making a new batch of tacos.

"Wah, what is going on this time?" The Waluigi clone asked while sprinkling some seasonings on the tacos.

"Oh, the robotic crabs over there are attacking, so your original host has to fend them off." Petey said nonchalantly as he saw the real Waluigi stomping on the last of them.