Waluigi was watching Lady Palutena eating up his tacos at his taco stand in the Sky Garden, deciding to go high in the skies as he watched the green haired goddess let out a huge bassy fart. Toadette was enjoying another girl farting, letting out some fart gas herself as she then felt something vibrate in her stomach. Waluigi noticed this upon hearing Toadette's stomach growling, with the stretchy mustached man of purple wicked twists not having any time for this as he was too busy keeping his stand of tacos in good condition.

"Hey kid, if you gotta unload, then get the hell away from here." Waluigi suggested calmly as he placed some spices on a beefy taco, shaking his head.

"Yipes... I gotta go potty!" Toadette yelped as she then dashed off, holding down her dress as she accidentally peed herself while dashing away, with no one noticing due to the fluffy clouds already being yellow.

"Oh my, excuse me!" Palutena laughed as she fanned the stinky air she made, feeling her smelly butt cheeks vibrate from another deep pitched tuba poot as she was clearly enjoying her flatulence while sitting at the counter. "Those tacos really do things to me!"

"Gee ya think?" Waluigi scoffed as he rolled his eyes. "I still don't know what is it about you girls that make you fart from my tacos. Almost all of the guys are never affected."

"Well, there's a reason for that." Palutena laughed as she let out a raunchy toot, thinking to herself after digesting another taco. "In fact, it does bring me to my farting problem days now that I think back..."

"So, the author called in," The Eggplant Wizard reaffirmed as he moved his staff up and down. "He said that we had to do one more chapter."

Everyone gasped as Palutena farted loudly again, giving herself a brown stain, much to her embarrassment.

"Another chapter of this crap?" Pit exclaimed as he slapped his hands on his head. "But why? I thought he cut the cheese on this story!"

"Kid, don't you friggin' start." Thanatos growled as he folded his arms. "I know it's April Fool's Day, but we could go without your smelly puns."

"And speaking of which..." Viridi growled as she glared at Palutena. "Looks like I'm going to have to make you suffer even more, Paletuna!"

Palutena screamed as she farted loudly in deep pitch with her hands on her face, then oddly staring at Viridi. "Wait, did you call me Paletuna?"

Viridi farted as she rubbed the back of her head with her right hand. "Look, sometimes I get my words mixed up..."

The Eggplant Wizard sighed as he pinched his eyes closed. "This story stinks." He muttered quietly to himself.

"...and what relevance did that have for me?" Waluigi asked as he was juggling several tacos in the air, having made a new batch during Palutena's flashback.

"I thought you would have wanted to learn about how my farting antics can make for such joy!" Palutena proclaimed as she then folded her arms together. "Maybe I can manage to form it into some toy..."

"Ha! Fat chance." Waluigi scoffed as he ate a fishy flavored taco, only to have his handsome face stuffed into Palutena's farting big butt, with the gassy goddess unleashing more disgusting farts as Waluigi screamed.

Toadette came back, relieved to have gotten herself out of a leaky situation, spotting Palutena gassing Waluigi with all the farts she could generate. Toadette blushed as she touched her fingertips together, envying the purple lanky man who was squirming in pain.

"Gosh I wish that was me..." Toadette admitted as she decided to stay where she was, enjoying what she was seeing as she gleefully gasped from the constantly farting Palutena winking at her.


Waluigi placed a fresh plate of tacos on the sandy beach of Seaside Hill, several miles away from his taco stand. It was east, by the way. Anyway, Waluigi jumped into a bunch of bushes, pulling out a pair of binoculars.

"Yeehaw!" Exclaimed the speedy Princess Daisy, who was farting her way all around as she was approaching the taco stand, with Waluigi noticing this as he was watching closely with his binoculars.

"Come on, you stupid fart factory..." Waluigi muttered to himself, referring to Daisy, "Come and gets some nice, spicy tacos... they're here, waiting for you..."

Daisy suddenly zipped up to the plate of tacos, licking her lips as she grabbed the plate of tacos and ate the entire thing, including the plate. She burped loudly, but she didn't have time to think as Waluigi grabbed a Smash Ball that came out of nowhere, whacking the hell out of Daisy with his purple tennis racket.

Dry Bowser and Petey Piranha were both watching from the top of the palm trees, looking at each other as they laughed at Daisy's misfortune.

"I can't believe she fell for that!" Dry Bowser exclaimed, with Petey laughing alongside as they were enjoying this a bit too much.