Waluigi walked up to his taco stand, happy to see a large line of badniks waiting for him. He jumped over the green counter, only to yell in shock as he spotted Princess Daisy eating the stash of tacos he had prepared.
"DAISY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING BACK HERE?" Waluigi angrily yelled, twitching violently.
Daisy giggled as she turned to Waluigi, gulping down a steak flavored taco as she let out a cute little poot. "Oh, I got depressed by the fact that I'll only appear in sports and parties, and the fact that my only claim to fame was being a typical damsel in distress, so I snuck back here in the middle of the night." She burped loudly as she stuffed two regular tacos into her mouth.
Waluigi folded his arms as he calmed down, still mildly annoyed. "You know, fart face, you could just go to Nintendo and complain to them why you're not utilized..."
Daisy stood up, holding her hands together as she tilted her head to the right. "How do I do that, Wally?"
Waluigi shrugged in response. "...Hell, I don't know."