It was another fine day for a race as the four dinosaurs finished zipping around the Dino Dino Jungle, with Yoshi in particular squinting his eyes as Peppy Ankylosaurus looked around his vehicle for lettuce while Dr. Hoshi adjusted his glasses and Birdo fixed up her big red bow, with Waluigi's Taco Stand being there on the edge leading to the three wooden bridges with the lanky tall purple man himself having finished selling tacos to the various customers present, who all formed a line on the giant yellow bridge in the middle.
"Eh? What are you doing all the way out here, man?" Yoshi asked as he drove up to the taco stand, rubbing the back of his head in confusion.
"Hey lizard face, I have spots all over the courses for me to do my business." Waluigi pointed out as he twisted his mustache, a purple pteranodon flying overhead. "What are you prehistoric morons doing, just racing about?"
"More or less. As usual, Yoshi here won." Peppy said in a nonchalant way as he just wanted to eat his lettuce, wondering if he should get a lettuce filled taco since they were here.
"Well I was close to beating him this time." Birdo boasted as she blinked several times, causing most of the male customers to focus their attention on her.
Dr. Hoshi pulled out a spiny winged blue shell from his white lab coat as he rubbed his chin with his other hand, murmuring to himself. "I don't know... I thought I could actually get ahead since I had this with me."
"DOC PUT THAT BACK NOW HOLY SHIT!" Yoshi cried out as the blue shell blasted him high into the sky, making him land flat on the ground as Waluigi laughed... only for the taco stand to be crushed by Yoshi's Turbo Yoshi vehicle falling on top of it.
This was a bad idea as Birdo gasped, with Dr. Hoshi gulping as Peppy glanced between his dinosaur buddies and the destroyed taco stand, searching around his kart for more lettuce to chow down on.
"YOU DONE FUCKED UP NOW, SCALE SHOES!" Waluigi roared as he pulled out his Waluigi Launcher from underneath his purple cap and fired a copy of himself at Dr. Hoshi, with an explosion sending the purple raptor across the lake with the giant plesiosaurs in it.
Yoshi groaned as he tried getting up, only for Waluigi to smash him several times with his purple tennis racket. Eventually the enraged tall lanky man lost his breath, allowing Yoshi to flee for his life as Waluigi hissed, chasing after the poor green dinosaur onto the left bridge as this continued around the entire dinosaur themed race track, with Birdo and Peppy looking at each other awkwardly as Dr. Hoshi made a giant splash in the lake.
"Well this was expected." King K. Rool commented as he sighed in annoyance, folding his arms as his Klaptraps were playing around with his iconic red cape and rather small Kremling tail.
"The nerve of that lanky loser leaving us here to wait!" Ridley added as he clenched his fists, the purple dragon having waited to have a taco after going off in space being a pirate.
Waluigi and Yoshi eventually were on the bridge overlooking the ground terrain below them, with the giant blue sauropod overlooking it knocking them both down, with Waluigi and Yoshi flailing their arms as they both landed on the ground with a big splat, breaking several of their bones in the process. Petey Piranha flew overhead as he glanced down, the mutant piranha plant tilting his red bulbous head as he shrugged and kept on flapping his big green leaves, heading towards the generic volcano that was blasting molten magma in the distance.
Waluigi watched in the every so sunny Seaside Hill as Princess Daisy and Toadette were chasing after the rare and elusive Taco Bird, which was a bright blue bird with wings shaped like and as colorful as actual tacos. Waluigi was watching from within his taco stand, both of his elbows on the counter as he yawned.
"It sure is a pretty boring day when trying to get a rare bird is the most exciting aspect of this whole thing," Waluigi commented as he chuckled to himself. "At least this isn't Yoshi Kart, which barely has any interesting stuff to begin with."
"Wha?" Yoshi gawked as he heard the insult, growling as he shook his fist. "Why I oughta-"
Yoshi was about to comment in a very long ran of passionate anger, but realized what Waluigi said was true. He sniffled as he walked away, while Waluigi kept watching Daisy and Toadette fail in trying to catch the pesky bird.
"Come on! Are we ever gonna get this thing?" Daisy exclaimed as she tripped over a rock and landed flat on her face, y'know in the sand.
"I'm really trying my best! Cut me some slack!" Toadette remarked as she grabbed the tail feathers of the Taco Bird, only for her to loose her grip as she fell into the salty sea water.
Waluigi munched on a fish flavored taco as Dry Bowser came by with some beach gear, looking at the Taco Bird soaring around in the air as he glanced back down.
"I didn't miss much, huh?" Dry Bowser asked, with Waluigi nodding as his way of answering the skeletal reptile.
Eventually Daisy and Toadette both made one last ditch effort to get the Taco Bird that took a quick rest on Shrek, who was there for a little ogre vacation. The two girls made their jump as they landed onto Shrek, who woke up and was not happy as the Taco Bird flew off, landing on top of Waluigi as the angered ogre glared at the two girls with red flames rising in his eyes.
"WHAT ARE YA DOING IN MY SPACE!?" Shrek roared as the fire in his eyes turned green, becoming aggravated as he was not gonna get ogre his bad mood.
What happened very shortly afterward was Daisy and Toadette farting simultaneously in fright as the two girls ran away screaming and wetting themselves, with Shrek smashing through the various obstacles on the beach in an attempt of getting them. Waluigi sat back and relaxed, having a taco with Dry Bowser and the Taco Bird as he knew this would be quite a treat to watch.