Waluigi wondered why he bothered to make tacos. He wondered why would he do something associated with Mexico if he was supposedly an Italian. Then he realized, because he doesn't want to be the same as the three other supposedly Italian plumbers. Although he wasn't sure what to make of Wario, who was more German than anything...
"Wah... the tacos seem like they're filler, but they're actually quite important to their society... much like me!" Waluigi exclaimed as he rubbed his hands together, laughing as the tacos behind him caught on fire. "I now have the will to go on! Wa! Ha! Ha!"
"Is he always like this?" Lucario asked Dry Bowser as the two were standing in front of Waluigi's Taco Stand on the grassy field of Onett, with Petey Piranha fighting against Ness and some of the Smashers.
Dry Bowser sighed as he folded his bony arms together, shaking his head. "Trust me, this man... he is like an enigma..."
"Ooh, is there some milk nearby?" Toadette exclaimed as she popped out of Waluigi's cap, making everyone go silent as they had no idea how to follow this up.
Luckily Petey did, who flew high into the clear blue sky and barfed out brown goop that covered the entire city, including Waluigi and his burning tacos.
Waluigi sighed as Princess Daisy in her sports outfit came by again to his taco stand in Seaside Hill, with it being the evening as the sun was setting in the beautiful orange sky. He folded his lanky arms together, simply saying, "So, you want some tacos, I take it?"
Daisy gasped with glee as she slapped her hands on her face. "Oh! How did you know!"
Waluigi rolled his eyes as he lowered them more. "Well, it's not like this fanfic is called Waluigi's Taco Stand, or anything..."
Princess Daisy farted loudly, the tuba like sound echoing throughout the entire tropical beach. Waluigi slapped his right hand on his face as he groaned.
"Must you do that?" Waluigi growled with annoyance. "Seriously, every single time?"
Daisy giggled as she placed both of her hands on her gassy butt, letting out a not so cute little poot that left a brown stain on her orange shorts. "Oh yes! Farting makes me so happy!"
"You know, IN THE BATHROOM!" Yoshi exclaimed, snooping as usual in the bushes, cause he was so happy. Haha.