"Oh great, they're fighting again." Waluigi groaned while watching Godzilla fight King Ghidorah in the city of the Moonview Highway.

"Then why don't you do something about it?" Vector the Crocodile pointed out.

"Do you think I want to go out there and fight them?" Waluigi spat back. "I'm perfectly comfortable being where I'm-"

Godzilla suddenly smashed into the taco stands, with his tail landing right on Waluigi. Vector squinted his eyes as he looked up to see Ghidorah firing off his electrical like gravity beams, with Godzilla returning using his atomic breath as the city got devastated in the elemental beams. Waluigi groaned in pain as he wished he had just stayed home.


Waluigi was seen fixing up his stand yet again, making it a mixture of steel and wood to make it stand out. It was obviously mostly painted purple and yellow, though there were stripes of red and blue across the entire taco stand, with the counter as green as ever. Toadette approached the taco stand, her hands behind her back.

"Hiya, Wally! Fixing up your taco stand again?" Toadette asked cutely.

Waluigi turned to Toadette, shaking his right hand at her, which he was holding a hammer in. "I can't offer you tacos now, Toadette. I'm quite busy." He turned around, smashing the hammer on the wood. "Come back tomorrow. I'll be ready to sell then."

Toadette shrugged. "Okay!" She giggled with glee as she skipped towards the western direction, leaving Waluigi to finish up fixing the taco stand.


"Are you ever gonna get bored of wanting to stuff yourself?" Waluigi questioned. "It surely can't be that healthy for you."

"And why? These are absolutely delicious!" Aria Meloetta chimed in a singing tune while enjoying the tacos she topped with vanilla icing. "I never want to stop enjoying this!"

"You say that." Waluigi "Yet you don't look satisfied in the slightest."

"...Look, there's plenty of things that I'm not comfortable with." Meloetta muttered with a voice of disdain. "And I don't like bringing it up."

"Such as the fact that you can't control your urges?" Waluigi replied. "That you can't learn when to not go overboard?"

"Yeah... I'm such a joke." Meloetta mumbled as she sniffled, tears forming in her eyes. "What is my life...?"

Waluigi rubbed his chin. "Maybe I do have it better off than most if they're like this."

"You could say that." Dry Bowser calmly interrupted while reading a newspaper on a bench nearby.

"Do you always do that?" Waluigi snarled.

Dry Bowser flipped through the page of his paper. "Sometimes."

And then Petey Piranha landed right on top of Waluigi, breaking the lanky man's bones as Meloetta began crying while Dry Bowser kept on reading.