"Ehh I feel the need to pee." Waluigi spoke up while placing different vegetables in his tacos. "And yet I don't feel inclined of using a restroom."
"Well you don't have to use it. We're in a fanfiction, remember?" Arceus laughed while bobbing his head. "After all, there's no need for bodily functions in a story!"
Waluigi squinted his eyes. "Isn't the whole point of fictional stories is that you can do whatever you feel like?"
"Yes but you don't need to exclaim that you're going to do things you feel is nasty." Arceus pointed out. "I mean, I can easily have you do the deed without you needing to-"
"Oh just get it out of the way then, or urine trouble!" Waluigi snapped as he began laughing. "Ha, did you see what I did? I made it a funny-"
Arceus then used his godly powers to make it so that Waluigi no longer needed to excuse himself to take that much needed tinkle, but the llama shaped Pokemon accidentally reduced the lanky purple man into a pile of ash, making his eyes widen as he clearly didn't intend for this outcome.