"How come you never ran a burrito stand?" Toadette asked Wario while the two ate tacos at Waluigi's Taco Stand at the sandy beach near the Coconut Mall.
"Wah... I have a shitload of businesses I abandon that help make me rich." Wario explained as he scratched his butt. "I tried out a burrito stand, and... well, let's just say that the farts it caused weren't the only thing that stunk."
Toadette farted as she giggled, her gas blast lifting her in the air temporarily. "Ha! I guess there's more than one way for a situation to be stinky!"
"Hey, smelly and smellier! Can you keep it down?" Waluigi exclaimed as he was putting some garlic in a couple of his tacos, while handing the waiting Miis, Nokis, and Piantas their tacos. "I'm trying to run a business here!"
"I just wonder how he manages to keep his composure from always making tacos..." Dry Bowser muttered to Petey Piranha, who nodded in agreement as the mutated piranha plant was riding with the skeletal reptile in the Piranha Prowler, zipping around the mall themed race course.
Waluigi watched as Princess Daisy was tossing several tacos at Toadette, who was trying to avoid them on the sandy shore of Seaside Hill. Dry Bowser was watching alongside Waluigi, his skeletal arms on the green counter, while Petey Piranha was snoozing away on one of the wooden bench tables nearby.
"These two girls sure know how to have fun," Dry Bowser commented on as he rubbed his chin. "It's rather weird, admittedly."
Waluigi sighed as he shook his head. "Yeah. They're making much use with these tacos, but I wouldn't have expected them to be playing around with them in such a way."
Daisy was about to grab some more tacos, when she was crushed by Gooper Blooper, who fell from the top of a nearby palm tree for some bizarre reason. Toadette gasped as she placed both of her hands on her face, with Waluigi and Dry Bowser rolling their eyes. Petey got up, to see that Gooper was on top of Daisy, waving at his mutant friend as he went back to snoozing.