"Man, do I love putting garlic in tacos," Waluigi mumbled as he was pouring some garlic on a bunch of tacos, now being at the always rainy Neo Bowser City.
"Wait... why are you putting garlic in your tacos again?" Dry Bowser asked while pushing some tires for Lemmy Koopa's tire business.
"Why do you care? I always want to give my tacos an extra spicy kick!" Waluigi exclaimed as he twirled around, pulling down his purple cap.
Suddenly a warp portal appeared above Waluigi, with it beginning to suck in everything as Waluigi watched his tacos go off into the hole, Dry Bowser holding onto the nearby skyscraper as some of his fragile bones went flying.
"Uh oh, you friggin' moron! You're not suppose to announce your secret sauce!" Petey Piranha exclaimed as he was painting some cars, being sucked into the portal as he screamed.
Waluigi realized that he had only one thing to do. He stripped off his clothes, and began dancing. Dry Bowser watched in disbelief as Waluigi's dancing combined with his sexy body caused the portal to explode on itself, with Waluigi laughing as he sat back down, carving out more tacos.
Waluigi placed an open sign on top of his taco stand, causing a large line of badniks to pop out of the tropical jungle foliage of Seaside Hill, most of them being red colored Egg Pawns. Waluigi rubbed his hands as he chuckled.
"Wahaha. Now it's time to sell some more tacos!" Waluigi exclaimed as he pulled out several plates full of fresh tacos, then folding his arms as his smile faded away. "But... I do have to think about this. What I want to do for the rest of my life..." He then rubbed his chin as he looked up at the bright sunny sky. "Do I want to see tacos even in the afterlife, for all eternity...?"
Princess Daisy popped right next to Waluigi, giggling as she held her hands together, wearing her typical sports outfit. "How about you just serve me and the others these nice, yummy tacos?" She asked.
Waluigi narrowed his eyes as he glared at Daisy. "You can take any moment and ruin it, do you know that?"
Several seconds of silence. Daisy farted loudly, giggling as she slightly blushed. Waluigi rolled his eyes in annoyance, only to be further humilated by Daisy farting in his face. Toadette giggled as she watched this from nearby at Lilligant's Lemonade Stand, with both of them and Whimsicott watching from a distance while they all drank lemonade.
"Seeing Wally get farted on never gets old!" Toadette exclaimed, with Lilligant and Whimsicott laughing in agreement.