"...You're seriously giving this fucking story DLC?" Dry Bowser remarked in disgust as he squinted his eyes at Waluigi, the two at the volcanic Grumble Volcano. "But why?"
"Because I just got a new influx of fans who want tacos," Waluigi responded as he now dressed up like a stereotypical Mexican, with a line of eager fans of all different species lining up as he was making tacos from within his taco shack. "Besides, the best things in life are the impossible."
"Like being acknowledged as one huge meme?" Petey Piranha spoke as he was swimming, y'know IN THE MAGMA.
"...precisely!" Waluigi exclaimed as he went to get a tray, only to slip on this banana peel as he went right into the lava, burning up.
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?" Robbie Rotten exclaimed in horror as he watched Waluigi bounce in the fire, waiting to get a taco for himself as he couldn't believe what a disgrace Waluigi was.
Waluigi was cleaning the taco stand in Seaside Hill as the Egg Pawns were munching on the taco stand. Bowser Jr. and Wendy O' Koopa approached the stand.
"Hey Wally, Wendy here needs a job," Bowser Jr. asked. "Got any room for her here?"
Waluigi turned his head to the right, eying Bowser Jr. and Wendy. "Yeah, well I don't need anyone else. I can handle my taco stand just fine."
Suddenly, the entire taco stand exploded into pieces. Waluigi, Bowser Jr., and Wendy all popped their heads out of the rubbish.
"You can handle it, huh?" Wendy sarcastically remarked as she eyed Waluigi.
Waluigi shrugged. "Well, you gotta consider that this place gets hit by an atomic bomb every single day..."
Bowser Jr. and Wendy looked at each other oddly. "Atomic bomb...?"
Princess Daisy farted loudly, revealing her big butt in tight orange jeans as the entire seaside area shook, her pants getting darker and puffing up from the tuba like flatulence. Toadette giggled as she was shaking on a nearby wooden log, while the Egg Pawns screamed as they exploded into pieces. Waluigi and Bowser Jr. were used to Daisy's gassiness, but Wendy was scarred.
"I... think we should try somewhere else, Junior..." Wendy wheezed, the awful smell being strong enough to knock her out.
Bowser Jr. carried Wendy on his back and headed eastward as Waluigi tried pulling himself out of the wreck. Daisy giggled as she turned around and placed her hands on her butt, letting out more loud, deadly farts. The tropical palm trees started to wilt in response, with the bright green grass turning brown.