Waluigi stretched his lanky arms as he folded them. He let out a big sigh as he looked around, starting up the conversation. "Well, one hundred chapters. Isn't that great?"

Dry Bowser sighed as he folded his arms, closing his eyes. "Not really, no. Most of them are short and boring."

Waluigi rubbed the back of his head. "Well, sometimes it's best to keep them short. After all, short is sweet."

Toadette giggled as she clapped her hands several times. "That's right, Wally!"

"Yeah, sometimes, it's best to keep it simple." Petey Piranha commented as he flexed his big leafy hands. "Stupid."

Waluigi placed both of his elbows on his green counter. "Honestly, I think we should do something special for this chapter. After all, it's an achievement for any fanfics to reach at least one hundred chapters. We should do something."

Princess Daisy popped up behind Waluigi, shocking him. "We should have a musical!"

"...Nah, that's too much," Petey commented as he rubbed his chin. "Maybe we can sing one song, and let it sooth everyone."

Toadette giggled as she started jumping up and down with excitement. "Ooh, that sounds like a great idea! We can sing to the tune of Seaside Hill!"

Dry Bowser growled as he shook his head. "Ugh, do we have to...?"

"Yes, we have to!" Waluigi exclaimed as he slammed his right fist on the counter, glaring at Daisy. "And would you stop hanging on me? You're ruining the mood!"

Daisy giggled as she was on Waluigi's back. "This is not ruining the mood, Wally. This is ruining the mood!" She farted loudly and then started screaming loudly.

Waluigi grabbed Daisy and tossed her over his back, causing her to fall flat on her face. Toadette and Petey winced as Daisy popped up, seemingly fine.

"Right then, let's get this over with." Waluigi commented as he jumped over the counter, extending his lanky arms again. "if we're gonna sing, we're gonna sing. Right now."

"Oh boy, a song!" Aria Meloetta exclaimed with glee as she held a carton of vanilla icing.

Waluigi cleared his throat as he took out a microphone, tapping it several times as the background music for Seaside Hill began playing. "I have a feeling we're gonna regret this." He took in a big breath of air as he began, with everyone else getting microphones. "All right, guys, don't mess this up. Ohhhh..."

Waluigi: "I have a wonderful Taco Stand..."

Daisy: "But you could have started a band!"

Petey: "Why do that, it's no fun."

Toadette: "But it could be for everyone!"

Waluigi: "I got all the customers I ever need."

Daisy: "But I'm the best one, cause I'm the one who you mostly feed!"

Toadette: "But you have a lot of people here, it's true."

Daisy; "And it's fine between me and you!"

Waluigi: "Get lost Daisy, you're making me get pissed!"

Daisy: "But Wally, I like you, and I-" She forgot the words. "D'oh I Missed!"

Waluigi: "All the places in the sea, and this is where you wanna be?"

Daisy: "Because I like you, just you and me!"

Dry Bowser: "Why am I singing this stupid crap?"

Toadette: "It's really fun, and it puts you on the map!"

Mario: "Mammia mia, does anyone here have the time?"

Petey: "No, but it's true that we just love to rhyme!"

"Come on, Cranky! Take it to the fridge!" Everyone shouted in unison, with Cranky Kong holding a giant fridge.

Waluigi: "I should have thought things clear, why did I put this Taco Stand so near?"

Toadette: "It's certaintly a great spot, you definitely will get a lot!"

Petey: "In Seaside Hill, where it's the hottest splosh."

Meloetta: "Don't worry, you'll get a lot of dosh!"

Waluigi: "But is it really worth it? All this cash..."

Petey: "It makes you look rather dash."

Waluigi: "All I ask for is one wish..."

Toadette: "Is it lots and lots of crabs and fish?"

Waluigi: "No, you moron, you can plainly see!" He pointed at Daisy. "I just want Daisy to be away from me!"

Daisy: "Waluigi, that's not nice and it's so mean..."

Waluigi: "It's not so easy being quite so lean."

Dry Bowser: "Why did you choose Seaside Hill of all the land?"

Waluigi: "Because it's quite perfect for this taco stand!"

"Another verse? Damn it, not again!" Dry Bowser and Waluigi groaned in unison. Silver The Hedgehog popped up to join the last verse.

Waluigi: "Well, let's finish this, we have another round,"

Dry Bowser: "Just be sure not to act like a complete clown..."

Petey: "It's okay, the weather here is fine!"

Waluigi: "Yes, but all your precious money is mine!"

Toadette: "Why do we stand around when we could go swimming?"

Waluigi: "Because you're not suppose after you finish eating!"

Silver: "Well, eating tacos here is rad!"

Daisy: "Yeah, but sometimes they make me gotta fart superbad!"

All the badniks watching cheered as they were eating the tacos they paid off, with some Buzzbombers and Buzzers recording the entire song.

"Can we stop singing now?" Petey asked as he rubbed the back of his head.

Waluigi nodded as he wrapped his lanky arms around the back of his head. "Yes. That was great."

"That was horrible." Dry Bowser muttered in annoyance.

Toadette giggled as she hugged Dry Bowser. "Oh, suck it up, Mr. Negative Bones!"

Daisy clapped her hands together. "Yeah! Now that we got the song covered..." She ran up to Waluigi, holding her hands together. "How about dem tacos?"

Waluigi sighed as he rolled his eyes, shrugging. "Oh, okay. Follow me."

Daisy screamed with glee as he followed Waluigi, with Toadette, Petey, and Silver coming alongside with her. Dry Bowser stood there, surrounded by idiots as Meloetta kept eating her vanilla icing covered tacos.