Dry Bowser watched as Waluigi finally finished remaking his taco stand at the bay leading around the tunnel on the Koopa Troopa Beach. Waluigi had several fresh plates of tacos all ready to be gobbled up in one fell swoop. Being unimpressed, Dry Bowser rolled his eyes as he approached the stand, the skeletal reptile watching the various Koopas race around in their go karts as none of the turtles stopped by to try out 1 of the fresh stacks of tacos that the purple man with a sneer finished.

"Waluigi, just how much insurance do you have?" Dry Bowser asked, folding his skeletal arms together.

Waluigi rubbed the back of his head sheepishly. "Wah, why do you ask, bone face?" He snarkly replied, deciding to swap out his usual purple cap with a bright yellow sombrero.

Dry Bowser shook his skull. "Because at the rate you're fixing your taco stand, you're going to run out of money?"

Waluigi laughed as he tossed his right hand at Dry Bowser. "Pfft! I have enough money to flood the entire planet! I'll be fine!"

Suddenly, the taco stand collapsed again, due to the large amount of green dollar bills stored inside. Dry Bowser rolled his eyes as Waluigi fell to his knees, screaming in horror. A Koopa pulled up in his pipe framed green kart as he wondered what happened.

"Should I even bother asking?" The Koopa spoke up as a Paratroopa in a red kart took the tunnel shortcut.

"You're better off not knowing." Dry Bowser responded as he looked up to see that the sun was shining a bit more than usual, making him murmur. "...Just what is it about the beaches that make things go by at a pleasurable yet slower pace...?"

"Beats me!" A Paratroopa shouted while crashing into Waluigi.

"Where have you guys been?" Waluigi asked while crafting a bunch of new tacos at the orange mountain overlooking the Kalimari Desert. "...Not that I need to ask..."

"Oh, we've been on another adventure." Dry Bowser calmly said while brushing the dust off his bones.

Toadette burped loudly as she was stuffing herself with the tacos. "Yeah, and it was really fun!"

Petey Piranha shook his bulbous head as he was relaxing on the sand, watching the train go by.

Dry Bowser was tuning out Toadette farting as Petey Piranha was doing a samba dance, with the Pikmin all cheering on as this was happening at the Forest of Hope.

"Are you done given these plants methane yet?" Dry Bowser sighed as he had a fan with him to repel the stench.

Toadette was fanning the air as she blushed, uite amazed at how sloppy her flatulence could be. "Oh just about! I always have cans of beans staked with me whenever I go out on an adventure!"

The Pikmin were enjoying the stinky fungi fumes as they were fully blossoming, with them all crowding the girl as Dry Bowser looked ahead to see a Bulborb approaching Toadette. She gasped as she was quick to aim her smelly butt at the beast, who bellowed as it gobbled her up. Dry Bowser clenched his fists as he chucked his skull at the creature, causing it to spit her out.

"Well that was an experience I don't wanna do ever again!" Toadette admitted as she was shivering.

Dry Bowser placed his right bony hand on his skull as he sighed. "You're telling me, but at least we don't have to worry-"

And then an Emperor Bulbous appeared, gobbling up the entire Pikmin as Petey stopped dancing. Toadette screamed as Dry Bowser chucked his bones at the queen, which didn't do anything as it munched the duo, leaving only the mutant plant as it moved away further into the forest of assorted creatures.

"...So that's it?" Waluigi responded while twirling his mustache while grabbing lettuce for his tacos. "Doesn't seem all that much to me..."

"Course you would say that." Dry Bowser huffed while brushing his red hair with a bone.

Toadette was peeing herself as she had some soda to sip after eating through the tacos. "I always have diapers on me in case I have to go for a really long time!"

Petey was firing brown goop at the red trains, causing them to derail as they went crashing through the tunnel, with none of them fazed by it.