Waluigi as eating some of the tacos he made himself, not really understanding the appeal. Then again, he couldn't care less of what he ate, since the only thing he really cared about were eggplants. Anyway, he had his stand in Seaside Hill fixed up again, which seemed to be a recurring event as somehow, it always ended up in shackles. Waluigi sighed as he gulped down the taco, which was his seventh today as he pondered how he could manage to hold down 7 tacos.

"Why did I think this was a good idea again?" Waluigi asked, rubbing the back of his neck. "Oh, now I remember. Because apparently running an Oil Company wasn't good enough, so I had to resort to selling tacos."

The wind gently blew towards the northern direction as Waluigi sighed and shook his head, going back in and made another batch of tacos.


"You're a big guy." Said the plane scene from the Dark Knight Rises as the film was playing at Waluigi's taco stand located just on the outskirts of the Sunset Wild canyon. "For you."

"Jesus, the dialogue in this is so goddamn corny," Dry Bowser stated while munching on popcorn, the skeletal reptile watching the movie with Petey Piranha and Toadette on a blue couch, with Waluigi serving popcorn to go along with tacos by permission of the mutant plant. "Why are we sitting through this?"

"Because you don't have standards." Waluigi snarled as he was seasoning a taco while rolling his eyes. "These films don't have anything to them, they're so fucking dumb."

"Hey! I like the silly dialogue! It's tasty like popcorn!" Toadette exclaimed while chugging the popcorn into her mouth without stopping, being the adorable glutton she was as she occasionally hiccuped from eating too fast.

Petey laughed in agreement as he chucked all the tacos and other candy based snacks into his toothy bulbous mouth with his crumb covered green leaves, with Dry Bowser deciding to pick up the remote as he attempted to run up the volume, only to accidentally press an obscure button as the trio were suddenly sent into the scene, with it rewinding for some bizarre reason as the three characters were sent to the start of the plane scene, all of them landing on the jeep that was carrying Dr. Pavel and the three captured goons as they caused the vehicle to stop. Waluigi was wondering why he wasn't sent along with them.

"...What the?" CIA commented while doing his pose, squinting his eyes as he was wondering why would the jeep stop, before reaching its destination before him and the plane.

"What the hell? How did we get involved in this film?" Dry Bowser commented, placing his bones back into his segregated body.

"Gosh, I dunno... but my tushy really hurts." Toadette groaned and rubbed her injured butt, letting out a squeaky fart as she sighed.

Petey mumbled as he raised his big bulbous head, causing CIA and the others to gawk in disbelief as they didn't know what to make of what was about to happen. Waluigi was still confused as he took off his purple cap and scratched his brown hair.

"This even confuses me and I wouldn't know much about this shit." Waluigi spoke up.

"It's extremely painful to think of what this is." Bane said as he was suddenly there while holding a fish flavored taco in his burly masked hand. "But I do know that it's A Big Intervention For You."