Waluigi looked at the hungry Ice Climbers stuffing their faces with tacos, trying to make a bunch of new tacos for the customers that were waiting at a glacier with it snowing. Waluigi was getting annoyed by Popo burping and Nana farting, clenching his right fist as he was tempted to push them into the chilly water.

"Don't you idiots have anything better to do than being annoyingly gassy!?" Waluigi snapped as he towered over the gas filled Ice Climbers, scaring them.

"Well, we were looking for bananas one time," Popo burped as he rubbed the back of his head.

"And it didn't end so well for us," Nana farted as she touched her fingertips together.

Popo and Nana were hanging around a tropical jungle somewhere when suddenly the Ice Climbers realized something.

"Weren't we suppose to get bananas?" Popo commented as he spun his wooden mallet around.

Nana let out a fart as she shrugged. "I guess so... but where would we find them?"

And then DK roared as he gave the two a good old Donkey Punch.

"Didn't expect that, huh?" Donkey Kong laughed. "And stay out of me swamp!" He then expanded his dong.

"...so what was the point of that?" Waluigi asked as he folded his lanky arms together.

Popo and Nana glanced at each other as they simultaneously let out a burp and fart in unison, facing Waluigi as they said, "Well none really."

"...Then get the hell out of here!" Waluigi roared as he then smacked the Ice Climbers into the frosty air with his purple tennis racket, sighing as he went back to work within his taco stand, with two clones of him helping to get the ingredients for the various tacos. "It's not easy being me."

"Really now? Even though you get to participate in all the sports and get invited to all the parties?" Dry Bowser pointed out as he was fishing in the freezing water, with Petey Piranha jumping in and out of the freezy water like a dolphin.

"Hey, you know what I mean bonehead." Waluigi mumbled as he folded his lanky arms together.

"Most of us don't." A white topi yeti commented as he walked with a taco in his beak and pushing an ice block.

"It's stressful, okay?" Waluigi bellowed as he placed his left hand on his face. "I get that annoying buzzing in one of my ears every time I get too peeved off, and that makes me more mad!"

"You know what makes me mad?" Toadette remarked as she was shivering due to not wearing anything but her regular dress. "Not having tacos to warm me up!"

Waluigi rolled his eyes as he grabbed a nearby fish taco, eating it. "I thought you were going to go on a rant that would entertain me. All you do is state the obvious."

"Like that I'm hungry?" Toadette remarked as she had an angry look on her face.

Waluigi munched away on his taco of fish filled goodness as he was getting pestered by Toadette's stomach growling, proceeding to grab a bucket filled with stale tacos and burying the mushroom girl in it as he huffed. Dry Bowser smirked at this as he went back to fishing, with Waluigi's anger warming up the dastardly man in purple as he went behind his counter.

"You look bothered." A white polar bear with black sunglasses and pink shorts commented as he faced Waluigi.

"No, really?" Waluigi sarcastically responded as he snarled, pounding the counter with his fist as it broke apart, as if it was made out of ice.

A couple of blue seals noticed this and began barking in laughter as they saw this happen, with Waluigi growling as he then jumped from behind the counter and began whipping the seals. Of course, since the seals were annoying, no one really cared for this.

Waluigi got out his last plates of fresh tacos, placing them all on the yellow counter, blocking his view of the sunny Seaside Hill. The plates were all taken, and Waluigi was showered with green dollar bills and yellow coins. Waluigi laughed as he popped out of the large piles of money.

"Wahaha! Boy, do I love money!" Waluigi exclaimed as he twisted his mustache, "But is money all I should really care about? Isn't there more to life than just having glorified paper and useless cents?"

After pondering for quite a bit while looking over the money pile, Waluigi shrugged as he started to create snow angels in the large piles of money, laughing it off as he agreed to not think about it any further, with the Egg Pawns enjoying their tacos, hearing Waluigi's laughs of joy.