Waluigi was finished cleaning around his prized taco stand after a horde of seagulls were attacking the place in Seaside Hill, trying to get the tacos. Waluigi grumbled furiously as he stood in front of his yellow counter, folding his arms, shaking his head.

"Cheese and rice... that was ridiculous," Waluigi commented as he took in a big breath of air. "I hope I never see a bird again for the rest of my life."

Kazooie suddenly talon trotted towards Waluigi, placing her red wings on her feathery hips. "Excuse me, lanky arms. Do you have any tacos? I need them to calm down these annoying cavemen..."

Waluigi looked at Kazooie for several minutes, and then he fainted. Kazooie shook her head as she grumbled to herself, talon trotting away to find other food.

"I don't know why the others told me to come to this dump... there really isn't anything here for me." Kazooie grumbled as she went around the sandy shore.

"Did you know that birds are no longer real and that they're all robots created by the government?" Toad spoke up as he was there to annoy the purple taco seller at his stand in the bustling Mushroom City, with there being plenty of birds flying over the fungi themed metropolis.

"...That is such bullshit." Waluigi responded as he fired off stale tacos at the pigeons trying to approach him.

Toad wrapped his arms around the back of his white and red mushroom cap. "Well how can you be sure?"

"Because then all of us would be robots, and when everyone is everything, then nothing is because if anything can be something, then what's the fucking point?" Waluigi pointed out as he moved his lanky arms around.

Toad shit his pants as he wasn't able to handle what he just heard, blushing as he wasn't able to comprehend what he just learned. "My mind is blown and pants are pooped... I'm gonna need a long night in the shower."

"Yeah now please get out of here." Waluigi snapped as he was suddenly attacked by a flock of crows who just wanted to mess around with him.

Toad was wondering what to do as he stood there in his stinky place, when a giant crow picked him up and took him away, the mushroom boy crying out in fear. Dry Bowser was selling some combs nearby within a storefront as he rubbed his bony chin.

"There's always something about Waluigi that attacks birds... maybe Waluigi's a bit more avian than he lets on." Dry Bowser chuckled to himself.