The Mayhem Critic
Hello, my fellow readers. It is I, the great James Stryker bringing you another great chapter of The Mayhem Critic. Okay, I did say that I was going to review Disney's Zombies after this but I was gonna wait till Zombies is released on DVD and order it. So, after the new chapter, I will be reviewing a bad film from 1984 and I mean it is notoriously bad even though it gained a cult following. And of course, I'm talking about David Lynch's Sci-Fi motion picture epic simply known as Dune. And boy, do I have a lot to say about this movie and I mean a lot and especially with Batman & Robin. Don't worry, I'll still review Zombies. Anyway, it's only 14 days left till the premiere of Roseanne. So, what better way to celebrate the return of Roseanne is by counting down the top 11 Roseanne episodes. So, sit back, relax and enjoy the Mayhem Critic's countdown of the top 11 Roseanne episodes.
P.S.: As before, I do not own anything involved in this story and all material belongs to their respective sources.
Episode Twelve
The Top 11 Best Roseanne Episodes
Sean is seen once again sitting at his desk once more and does his introduction before getting to the point of the episode. "Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. I'm the Mayhem Critic, the critic that rips movies a new one. Okay, when I talk about the greatest American housewife on television, who comes into mind?"
A season two photo of the cast of American Housewife pops up. In the photo, it shows Katy Mixon as Katie Otto sitting in a lawn chair and standing next to her is Julia Butters as her daughter Anna-Kat. Standing behind Katie and Anna-Kat are Daniel DiMaggio, Diedrich Bader and Meg Donnelly. Daniel as Katie's youngest son Oliver, Meg as Katie's eldest daughter Taylor and Diedrich as Katie's husband Greg.
"Good guess but this was before Katie Otto. I'm talking about the OG American Housewife who tells it like it is. The domestic goddess herself. And of course, I'm talking about Roseanne." Sean said.
(A clip of Roseanne singing the National Anthem starts playing)
"Yeah, never play that clip ever again because she butchered it. Anyway, let's talk about the show Roseanne." Sean said as clips from the show starts playing.
(Clips from episodes of Roseanne from nine seasons play out while the Roseanne theme starts playing)
Sean: (Narrating) Roseanne, the classic sitcom that ran on ABC for nine seasons centers on Roseanne Conner and the Conner family, an American working-class family struggling to get by on a limited household income. The show was one of the first sitcoms to realistically portray a blue-collar American family with two parents working outside the home and also the parents being overweight. The show also dealt with many topics like abortion, alcoholism, drug abuse, spousal abuse, sexual dysfunction, homosexuality and racial prejudice. And who could not forget Roseanne's trademark laugh.
(A montage of Roseanne laughing starts playing)
"And when I heard about the revival season of the show was coming, I jumped in joy. I mean, this makes up for the series finale. Hell, even the late Charles Green a.k.a. Angry Grandpa did a video in honor of the return of Roseanne. He did a reaction video of Roseanne returning to ABC and a Cooking with Grandpa video where he's making loose meat sandwiches in honor of the return of Roseanne. I would just like to ask, which episode of Roseanne is the best episode? Which ones are the most memorable or the most funniest? Well, let's sit down on the couch and travel back to 1988, and let's count down the top 11 best Roseanne episodes. Why top 11? If you don't know by then, I should hit you in the back of the head with a frying pan." Sean said after he picks up a frying pan from off of his desk. "This is the Top 11 Best Roseanne Episodes."
(The classic Roseanne intro for the show starts playing and it ends with Roseanne's trademark laugh)
Number 11: White Men Can't Kiss (Season 7, Episode 9)
Sean: (Narrating) Now, this episode deals with a serious topic, racial prejudice. In this episode, DJ doesn't want to kiss a girl in the school play because she's black and Roseanne and Dan reacting to it.
DJ Conner (Played by Michael Fishman): I don't know.
Roseanne Conner (Played by Roseanne): Well, is it because you're just not ready to kiss girls yet?
DJ Conner: No.
Dan Conner (Played by John Goodman): Son, no matter what it is you can tell us. Is it because she's black?
(DJ stays silent)
Dan Conner: It is, isn't it?
DJ Conner: Well, you'll be mad if I say yes.
Dan Conner: No, we won't.
Roseanne Conner: Yes, we will. I didn't raise you to be some little bigot.
DJ Conner: I just don't want to kiss her.
Roseanne Conner: Hey, black people are just like us. They're every bit as good as us and any people who don't think so is just a bunch of banjo picking, cousin dating, barefoot embarrassments to respectable white trash like us.
Sean: (Narrating) Then Dan starts to question his own bigotry.
Chuck (Played by James Pickens Jr.): Why do you care how I feel so much more than everyone else? Because I'm black.
Dan Conner: I would never say that.
Chuck: Of course not. Some of your best friends are black.
Dan Conner: Yes! You're one of my best friends. That's why you're here.
Sean: (Narrating) Then Roseanne confronts her own bigotry when a man stops by at the Lunchbox late at night and she's afraid to let him in until he tells her that he's the girl's father. You know that Roseanne was often more about class but not so much about race and this was a great confrontational episode.
Dan Connor: (Sits down on the couch and grabs the remote) I hate white people.
Sean: (V/O) And speaking of kisses. Here's number 10
Number 10: Don't Ask, Don't Tell (Season 6, Episode 18)
Sean: (Narrating) Now, this episode has gained some controversy. And I mean a generous amount of controversy. This was the episode that included a same-sex kiss between Roseanne and Nancy's girlfriend Sharon, played by Mariel Hemingway. In this episode, Roseanne wants to prove how cool she is by going out dancing at a gay bar with her sister Jackie and her friend Nancy and Nancy's girlfriend Sharon.
Nancy Bartlett (Played by Sandra Bernhard): It's a gay bar.
Jackie Harris (Played by Laurie Metcalfe): Okey dokey.
Roseanne Conner: Well, Jackie. It doesn't bother us if it's gay.
Nancy Bartlett: Well it might, Friday is Convert a Hetero night.
Sean: (Narrating) And in the episode, Roseanne is totally caught off-guard when Sharon kisses her.
(Sharon kisses Roseanne, catching her off-guard)
Sean: (Narrating) Because of the controversy of the episode, ABC initially planned not to air the episode but GLAAD (the Gay and Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation) urged ABC to air "the lesbian kiss episode". And because of this episode, Roseanne was one of the first American shows to feature and intimate show between two women. Hell, a lot of shows did that. Shows like L.A. Law, Picket Fences, Party of Five, Ally McBeal, Friends, How I Met Your Mother, The Simpsons, Riverdale. Hell, even the first episode of American Housewife between Angela and Katie. Oh, and an episode of season two between Angela and Chloe Brown Mueller. And the kiss totally freaks Roseanne out. This episode best represents Roseanne's ability to tackle a controversial subject.
DJ Conner: Isn't that wrong?
Dan Conner: No, son. It's perfectly fine. And anyone who tries to tell you differently is wrong.
DJ Conner: Does that mean you dance with other men?
Dan Conner: Yes, I do.
Number 9: Becky's Choice (Season 1, Episode 17)
Sean: (Narrating) This is easily one of my favorite episodes in season one. I mean, has anyone ever dealt with this type of situation like Becky in this episode? In the episode, Roseanne invites Becky's crush Chip and his parents over for a family dinner.
Becky Conner (Played by Lecy Goranson): How could you do that?
Roseanne Conner: Because I ran into Chip's mom in the supermarket. She puts a gun to my head, so I invited her.
Sean: (Narrating) And to make matters worse, Roseanne catches her daughter in the backyard making out with this other guy known as "The Tongue Bandit". Ew.
Roseanne Conner: (After catching Becky kissing another guy) Becky, get your butt in the house, now!
Becky Conner: Mother?
Roseanne Conner: Now.
Sean: (Narrating) So now, it's either Bachelor #1 or Bachelor #2? Russ Thompson's kid from Honey, I Shrunk the Kids or Johnny "The Tongue Bandit"? Who will Becky choose?
Becky Conner: It's none of your business.
Roseanne Conner: It is my business when you start sneaking out of this house to meet some guy that I would consider leaving your father for.
Sean: (Narrating) If you want to see who Becky chooses. You have to watch the episode to find out.
Dan Conner: Your mother and I have come to a decision about the Swanko situation.
Becky Conner: (Smiles) Can I go out with him?
Roseanne Conner: Not in a million years.
(Becky glares evily at her parents and leaves the kitchen as Dan and Roseanne both laugh)
Number 8: Little Sister (Season 2, Episode 2)
Sean: (Narrating) Okay, so here a little thing about this episode, Laurie Metcalfe is the show's MVP. In the early seasons of Roseanne, we would just see the family hang about in some period of time or have one long discussion or a fight, and this is one of the best episodes. In this episode, Jackie wants to become a policewoman for the Lanford Police Department but Roseanne tries to dissuade her from becoming one because of how dangerous the job is.
Roseanne Conner: I don't think you're cop material.
Jackie Harris: Oh, yeah. You don't, huh? You don't even know what cop material is.
(Jackie puts her sister in a chokehold)
"You know, Laurie Metcalfe played a cop on a movie that starred Richard Gere and Andy Garcia called Internal Affairs back in 1990 and look what happened to her character." Sean said as a clip from the film Internal Affairs starts playing.
(A clip from Internal Affairs starts playing)
(Dennis Peck, played by Richard Gere, walks up to Amy Wallace, played by Laurie Metcalfe, and shoots her)
"This is why you should give Aunt Jackie a bulletproof vest." Sean said.
Sean: (Narrating) There's also a subplot involving Becky and Darlene after Becky gets caught reading Dan's girlie magazines.
Becky Conner: I just want to know why men like those magazines. I mean, why do they want to look at a bunch of women who they don't even know?
Roseanne Conner: They actually believe those women are looking back at them.
Sean: (Narrating) Oh, did I mention that this episode was written by Joss Whedon? That's right. The same Joss Whedon that brought us Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel, Marvel's The Avengers, Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D., Toy Story and The Avengers: Age of Ultron. He was a writer for the show before he made it big.
(A poster for Alien Resurrection pops up)
Sean: (Narrating) Ugh. I'll give him a free pass on that one. But anyway, this episode has some great humor and I love the caring relationship between Roseanne and Jackie, and I love this moment at the end of the episode.
Roseanne Conner: (Pulls out a fake gun) Okay, pig. I've got a gun and I'm gonna blow your head off. What are you gonna do about it?
Jackie Harris: Slap your hand away.
Roseanne Conner: Go ahead. Bang! You're dead, Jackie. You're dead. Get it?
Jackie Harris: Meter maid is good.
Sean: (Narrating) If you're having a bad day, then let Laurie Metcalfe light up your day with this episode.
"Just make sure you don't give her a gun." Sean said.
(A clip from the season two episode Fathers and Daughters start playing)
Jackie Harris: Well, I'm off to fight crime and keep Lanford safe.
(She grabs her gun holster from off of the refrigerator. The gun falls out of the holster and hits the floor. Jackie and Roseanne both gasp)
Roseanne Conner: Would you get that thing out of here?
Jackie Harris: Look, first of all the safety was on. And second of all, a police revolver does not go off simply by being dropped on the floor.
Dan Conner: A waste of taxpayers' money, I'm tellin' ya.
Number 7: Good Girls, Bad Girls (Season 5, Episode 10)
Molly Tilden (Played by Danielle Harris): Won't you even listen to me?
Darlene Conner (Played by Sara Gilbert): No, we've spent enough time in life together. We're done now.
Sean: (Narrating) Okay, so in season five, we're introduced to the Conners next door neighbors the Tildens, a single father and his two daughters who are around Darlene and Becky's ages. We're introduced to Ty Tilden and he's played by Wings Hauser who you might recognizing as the terrifying pimp Ramrod from the movie Vice Squad. Charlotte Tilden played by Mara Hobel from Mommie Dearest and the sexpot daughter Molly Tilden, she's played by…
(Sexy porn music starts playing, as we are shown Molly Tilden)
"Oh, snap." Sean gasps as a photo of an adult Danielle Harris wearing sensual lingerie pops up next to him. "Danielle Harris!"
(Clips of Danielle Harris in Roseanne continue to play)
Sean looks on dreamily, then a video of Roseanne singing the National Anthem back in 1990 enters the frame, snapping him back into reality and causes him to push the video out of the way, then starts looking lovestruck. "I don't care if you starred in that one movie with that horny idiot from Married…With Children. ONE DAY, YOU WILL BE MINE!"
"Dude, she's married y'know?" Brian told Sean as the record screeches.
"Oh, yeah. She's married. But hey, a guy can dream." Sean said.
Sean: (Narrating) But in all seriousness, I want to bring up something real quick. In 1995, Danielle Harris was stalked in real life by an obsessed fan named Christopher Small and he was obsessed with her character. And the guy wrote letters threatening to kill her. I mean, this is some sick shit. Anyway back to the episode. In the episode, Molly has an extra ticket to the Daisy Chainsaw concert. Roseanne doesn't want her to go at first, but she reluctantly agrees to let her go to the concert and then she immediately regrets it when her and Molly haven't returned.
Dan Conner: You said "Let her go."
Roseanne Conner: I said "don't".
Dan Conner: She could be out there God knows where. God knows what happen to her. This never would've happened if you would've listened to me.
Sean: (Narrating) And this is due to Molly being, uh, how do I say this without offending anyone? Um, being easy.
Darlene Conner: Come on, Molly. Let's go. It's getting late.
Molly Tilden: So cute. Which one do you want?
Darlene Conner: The one that'll kill you and stuff you in a trunk.
Sean: (Narrating) Plus, this episode has got some funny fights and a really harsh-ass mom talk at the end. I mean, Roseanne let Molly have it.
Molly Tilden: Look, I know what Darlene told you…
Roseanne Conner: Let's just cut the crap, okay? You're talking to Darlene's mother here. The mother of all mothers and she is majorly mad!
Molly Tilden: That's right because you're not my mother.
Roseanne Conner: Fine. Since I'm not your mother then I'm not gonna tell you how stupid it is for you to get into some stranger's van and I'm also not gonna tell you how terrible things happen to stupid little girls like you every single day!
Sean: (Narrating) An episode that teaches people a lesson and that lesson is that you should never fuck with Roseanne Conner.
Number 6: Crime and Punishment (Season 5, Episode 13)/War and Peace (Season 5, Episode 16)
Darlene Conner: What happened to Aunt Jackie?
Roseanne Conner: Well, some say environment but I think she's born that way.
Sean: (Narrating) Okay, this show does not shy away from controversial topics. In this episode, this deals with a very powerful issue, abuse. In season five, Jackie starts dating this guy named Fisher. He's played by Laurie Metcalfe's ex-husband Matt Roth. In this episode, Roseanne learns that Jackie's boyfriend has been beating her after Darlene finds Jackie in the bathroom, covered in bruises.
Roseanne Conner: You come over ere, your back's all bruised up, you won't tell me nothing about it. How do I know that you didn't get raped or mugged or something? Does Fisher know about this?
Jackie Harris: W-why can't you just drop it?
Roseanne Conner: That son of a bitch!
Jackie Harris: You don't understand.
Roseanne Conner: He beat the crap out of you.
Jackie Harris: No, he didn't. It's no big deal.
Roseanne Conner: It's no big deal?! What are you saying? He hit you, it's not like he forgot your birthday.
Sean: (Narrating) Kudos to Laurie Metcalfe, even though I enjoy her hilarious moments on the show, this was a serious episode for her character and she won an Emmy for her performance in this episode. And in the episode War and Peace, Darlene bails Dan out of jail and I loved this moment from Darlene.
Darlene Conner: (Grinning) Well, well, well!
Dan Conner: Aw, man!
Darlene Conner: My, my, my, my, my!
Dan Conner: What are you doing here?
Darlene Conner: You know, I bet when you imagined us in this situation, you always pictured yourself on the other side of those bars.
Sean: (Narrating) A pretty powerful episode for Roseanne. A must-watch episode.
Fisher (Played by Matt Roth): (After Roseanne grabs the television) It's mine.
(Roseanne drops Fisher's television on the floor)
Roseanne Conner: (Sarcastically) God, I hate myself for that.
Sean: (Narrating) And speaking of serious episodes and great performances….
Number 5: Lies My Father Told Me (Season 6, Episode 21)
Roseanne Conner: I was gonna tell you about Grandma Conner. You know, last night your father had to put her into a home.
DJ Conner: What kind of home?
Roseanne Conner: A home…not unlike our home.
Darlene Conner: She's in a mental institution.
Sean: (Narrating) Now, this is another serious episode from the show that I like. In this episode, Roseanne tries to help Dan deal with life-changing news: learning that his mother has a history of mental illness. And after his mother is committed to a mental institution, Dan shows up at his father's house drunk and he ends up trashing the place. I love some of the humor in the episode, but I love the dramatic moment in the episode as well. This episode contains John Goodman's finest performance of the entire series.
Dan Conner: (Crying) I can't take this.
(Roseanne consoles a crying Dan)
"And here's a fun fact, before they both starred in Roseanne, John Goodman and Ned Beatty were both starred in the 1986 film The Big Easy." Sean said.
Dan Conner: (While fixing the toaster and chuckles) This is wild. I don't remember being in the kitchen last night.
Ed Conner (Played by Ned Beatty): You weren't. Thing's been broken for months.
"Lotso the Bear, ladies and gentlemen." Sean said.
Number 4: April Fool's Day (Season 2, Episode 22)
Sean: (Narrating) What can I say about this episode. We all have to deal with paying taxes and dealing with the IRS. Well, this is Roseanne's take on it. Not only is it funny, but the layout of the story is hilarious. In the episode, Dan and Roseanne are in panic mode trying to get their taxes done in time.
"It's a good thing I got them done early. Bastards at the IRS used my federal taxes to pay off my student loans." Sean said.
Dan Conner: A stupid system run by stupid thought up by stupid people hired by stupid people.
Roseanne Conner: Who are elected by even stupider people.
"Like President Donald Trump." Sean said.
Sean: (Narrating) Dan stresses about getting his taxes done but he cannot figure out how to fill out the tax document. And there are a lot of hilarious bits in the episode. My favorite bit was when a character mentions the word audit a dramatic sound effect starts playing.
Jackie Harris: What if she is supposed to get a 1099 and it got lost in the mail? And then the IRS is gonna check our audit and you guys are gonna have to have an audit.
(A dramatic sound effect starts playing as Roseanne and Dan look around to find out where the noise is coming from)
Dan Conner: I ain't in no mood for an audit.
(Dramatic sound effect plays again)
Sean: (Narrating) What else can I say but audit.
(Dramatic sound effect starts playing right after Dan and Roseanne leave the house)
Number 3: Wait till Your Father Gets Home (Season 5, Episode 16)
Sean: (Narrating) Classic death episode with some comedy mixed with drama. In the episode, Roseanne and Jackie's father dies. Their father's death makes Jackie a basket case and Laurie Metcalfe hits it out of the park with her performance.
Jackie Harris: (Dials the phone) I can't… Auntie Barbara? It's Jackie… Jack-key! I'm fine… Fine!... I'm fine!... I have some bad news… Dad is not with us anymore… I said Dad has passed away… He's passed away!... Dad is gone!... Dad's deasd!... He's dead!... NO, DEAD!... DAD…. He's fine! He sends his love! Bye! (hangs up the phone) I am not doing that again, you can't make me!
Sean: (Narrating) She is so funny in the episode. Her performance on this episode won her a second Emmy, and having to make one of the funniest phone calls of the show.
Jackie Harris: Before we go on, I just want you to know that I am feeling very irrational right now. I'm likely to buy anything that you show me. I'm also very likely to take out a gun and blow your head off...
(A clip from Scream 2 plays)
Debbie Salt (Played by Laurie Metcalfe): (While holding Sidney at gunpoint) And I can't think of anything more rational.
Sean: (Narrating) But comedy aside, there some dramatic moments in the episode where Roseanne is upset to learn that her father was never sorry for the abuse that he inflicted on her when she was child. And not only Laurie Metcalfe won an Emmy for her performance, Roseanne won an Emmy for her performance on that episode and she did a lot of the emotional lifting in the episode. With a mix of comedy and a pretty emotional scene and you have one of Roseanne's finest episodes.
Roseanne Conner: (After speaking to her father's corpse) Thank you for your humor. I love you. Goodbye.
Number 2: Homeward Bound (Season 6, Episode 7)
Sean: (Narrating) Poor DJ. Okay, remember that episode from Seinfeld back in season four where Jerry, Elaine, George and Kramer are in a contest to see who could go the longest without masturbating? Well in this episode, Roseanne and Dan learn that DJ has begun masturbating.
Darlene Conner: Trust me. He goes in that room cause it's the only one with a lock on it, and he's in there for like an hour at a time; which either means he's really, really good at it… or really, really bad at it.
Dan Conner: Aw, God!
Sean: (Narrating) And then they struggle figuring out on how to handle this. So, Dan give DJ a little man-to-man chat.
Dan Conner: I just want you to know that what you've been doing, it's just a part of growing up.
DJ Conner: So, you're proud of me?
Dan Conner: Well, yeah. But not for this. The point is, I'm not upset with you. This is something that everybody does.
DJ Conner: Really?
Dan Conner: Yeah.
DJ Conner: Okay.
Dan Conner: Okay.
DJ Conner: Do you do it?
(Dan turns around in embarrassment)
Sean: (Narrating) This episode has the funniest father and son moment ever. If you haven't seen this episode, then check it out.
Roseanne Conner: Well, we ought to be able to handle this okay. I mean, ya know, it's just masturbation.
(David leaves the kitchen after Roseanne mentions the word "Masturbation")
"Okay, guys. Before I reveal which Roseanne episode made the number one list. Here are a few runners-up." Sean said.
Runners-Up
I'm Hungry (Season 2, Episode 18)
Let's Call It Quits (Season 1, Episode 23)
The Last Thursday in November (Season 8, Episode 8)
Roseambo (Season 9, Episode 9)
BOO! (Season 2, Episode 7)
PMS, I Love You (Season 3, Episode 8)
A Bitter Pill to Swallow (Season 4, Episode 1)
The Dark Ages (Season 5, Episode 3)
Arsenic and Old Mom (Season 9, Episode 22)
Into That Good Night (Season 9, Episode 23/24)
Number 1: A Stash From the Past (Season 6, Episode 4)
Jackie Harris: (After opening the bag of pot and smelling it) Yep, it's pot alright. Mary Jane, stick, weed, dope. Call it what you like it's trouble.
Sean: (Narrating) Okay, for those of you who haven't seen this episode. This was one of the greatest yet funniest episodes of Roseanne ever and a very daring episode as well. People have to say that this was one of their favorite episode ever. In the episode, Dan is feeling moody because a co-worker at his job isn't giving him any respect.
"By the way, the actor playing the guy who works for Dan is Paul Feig. Who you might recognize him as the director of Ghostbusters 2016." Sean said.
Roseanne Conner: You hate him, Dan?
Dan Conner: I hate him.
Roseanne Conner: You wanna kill him, Dan?
Dan Conner: I wanna kill him.
Roseanne Conner: You go kill him. Bring me back some pretzels.
Sean: (Narrating) And Roseanne's feeling a little old. In the episode, Roseanne finds a stash of pot in David's room that they think it's David's. But then they realize that the bag of marijuana belongs to them. So, they decide to smoke the pot to relive their nostalgic days.
Jackie Harris: (After catching Roseanne rolling a joint) What the hell are you doing? You're rolling a joint after yelling at David for bringing pot in the house? And you're using the coffee table mom gave 'ya? And you're doing it all wrong.
Sean: (Narrating) And they spend the rest of the episode locked in the bathroom and stoned out of their minds.
Jackie Harris: It's me and my ganja.
Sean: (Narrating) This episode was pretty tame yet so fucking hilarious. This is like a screwed-up version of a very special episode. And that's what makes Roseanne hilarious. Well, what can I say but maybe Roseanne could say it for me.
Roseanne Conner: (After grabbing an egg from out of the refrigerator) This is your brain.
(Roseanne sits the egg on the table)
Roseanne Conner: Dan, a pan.
(Dan gets up and hands Roseanne a frying pan)
Roseanne Conner: And this is your brain on drugs.
(Roseanne hits the egg with the frying pan)
"Any questions?" Sean asked imitating the drug PSA. And that is my Top 11 Best Roseanne Episodes. I'm Sean the Mayhem Critic and I'll see you guys next time. But before I go, I want to leave you guys with a special video."
(A clip from Tiny Toon Adventures: How I Spent My Vacation starts playing)
Fifi La Fume (Voice by Kath Soucie) It isn't over till the fat lady sings!
Roseanne Barr (Voiced by Tress MacNeille): (Sings) O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave!
(Roseanne falls off the balcony and lands on Fifi, then spits and crosses her arms)
Mayhem Critic Tagline –It's just me and my ganja.
And that's the Mayhem Critic's top 11 best episodes of Roseanne. I hope you all enjoyed the list in honor of the return of Roseanne. Okay, so next time on The Mayhem Critic, I'm torn between which three movies to review next. Here's the reviews:
Dune: Sean takes on the 1984 trainwreck directed by David Lynch. How will Sean handle the borefest?
Spider-Man 3: Three words: Dancing Emo Peter!
Batman & Robin: Three more words: Bat Credit Card! And bad ice puns that will make Sean go insane!
Which movie should I review next? Don't forget to review this story, add this to your favorites and follow it for future updates. And I'll see you guys next time for the next chapter. Till next time, my fellow readers.