The Mayhem Critic
Aloha, my fellow readers. It is I, the great James Stryker bringing you another hilarious chapter of The Mayhem Critic and welcome back to Halloween Havoc III. Last time, Sean and Lucas reviewed the movie The Return of the Living Dead. Today, Sean continues Halloween Havoc III by taking a look at Scream 2, the sequel in which knowing the Rules of Sequels will NOT save you from an untimely demise. Is this sequel better than the original? Will Sean meet his untimely demise from a familiar face? We'll find out today in Halloween Havoc III. Enjoy.
P.S.: I do not own anything involved in this story. All rights belong to their respective sources. Scream 2 is owned by Dimension Films.
Halloween Havoc III Part IV
Scream 2
(The intro begins)
Sean: (V/O as Narrator) There is nothing wrong with your television set. Do not attempt to adjust the picture. I am controlling transmission. If I wish to make it louder, I will bring up the volume so you could hear real loud. If i wish to make it softer (Doesn't say anything). I will control the horizontal. I can control the vertical. I can control the aspect ratio of your movie. I can change the focus to a soft blur or sharpen it to crystal clarity or I can change the color or make the screen very bright just to blind you. And you're probably wondering why this intro is a parody of a show from the sixties that was rebooted in the nineties. For the next hour, sit quietly and I will control all that you see and hear. You are about to participate in a great adventure. You are about to experience the awe and hilarity which reaches from the inner mind to…
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Sean: (V/O) The Mayhem Limits. Please stand by.
We open with our favorite critic Sean J. Archer a.k.a. the Mayhem Critic sitting on his couch in his living room while looking at his phone that's sitting on his coffee table. He sighed for a bit and sips his cup of French vanilla coffee before looking at the camera and starting the introduction.
"Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. I'm Sean the Mayhem Critic, the critic that rips movies a new one and welcome back to Halloween Havoc." Sean said as his phone starts ringing. He rolled his eyes and picks up the phone before answering it. "Hello?"
"Hello, Sean. Ready to review another scary movie?" The mysterious voice asked.
"Ugh, really? I'm really busy watching Murder, She Wrote. I'm on season eleven now." Sean said.
"Turn that shit off. Who wants to watch some old lady solving murders?" The mysterious voice asked.
"Dude, you better watch what you say about Dame Angela Lansbury. She's a national treasure. She brought us Bedknobs and Broomsticks." Sean said.
"Well, you ain't reviewing that movie. I have something better for you to review." The mysterious voice said.
"Oh, great. What do you want me to review Scream 2?" Sean asked.
"Yea… Huh? Wait a minute. How did you know that I'm gonna make you review that movie?" The mysterious voice asked.
"Because I have it planned for Halloween Havoc III. It's no surprise." Sean said as he ends the call before he talks about today's topic. "Let's talk about the movie Scream."
(The title screen for the movie "Scream" is shown, followed by clips from the movie)
Sean: (Narrating) Back in 1996, Wes Craven and Kevin Williamson brought us Scream, the movie that single-handedly saved the horror genre back in the late 90s and looking back at the movie, I had a lot of fun reviewing it. And also almost getting killed by Piper and her assistant. It had some great suspense, some great humor and an amazing story. I do find myself enjoying the hell out of it every time I watch it and it created one of the most beloved franchise in horror history.
"And you know what they say no successful first entry in a series is safe from the sequel train. And less than a year later, we were blessed with Scream 2." Sean said.
(The title screen for the movie "Scream 2" is shown followed by clips from the movie while the song "She Said" performed by Collective Soul plays in the background)
Sean: (Narrating) Released in theaters on December 12, 1997, Scream 2 continues the story of Sidney Prescott, who's living a happy life in college, until her life is turned upside down when someone is donning the Ghostface costume and bodies start dropping like flies. Also, there's a movie based on the killings from the first movie is being made within this movie. This is really meta and kinda crazy. And this is one of my favorite sequels and I find it better than the original.
"Well, let's jump right into the second installment and see if this movie is better than the original or did it fall on it's own knife. This is Scream 2." Sean said.
(The movie opens)
Sean: (Narrating) So the movie opens outside a movie theater, where we see two college students from Windsor College named Phil Stevens and Maureen Evans, played by Omar Epps and Jada Pinkett before she got Smithed. It seems that the lovely couple has gotten tickets to see a sneak preview of the movie Stab, a movie based on the events of the first film.
Meta Moment: #1
"Oh, yeah. I'm bringing back the Meta Moment counter for this one." Sean said.
Maureen Evans (Played by Jada Pinkett): Sandra Bullock is playing right down the street.
Phil Stevens (Played by Omar Epps): Nobody wanna pay $7.50 to see some Sandra Bullock shit… unless she's naked.
"Hey, hey, hey. I happen to love Sandra Bullock. Miss Congeniality is one of my favorite movies from her. Along with Speed." Sean said. "Well, she was naked in the movie Fire on the Amazon."
Maureen Evans: No, I'm gonna tell you what it is, okay? It's a dumb-ass white movie about some dumb-ass white girls gettin' their white asses cut the fuck up, okay?
Phil Stevens: Yeah. I suppose Sandra Bullock is Miss Ethnicity, right?
"No, but she was Miss Congeniality." Sean said, referencing the movie.
Maureen Evans: Well, no, all I'm saying is that the horror genre is historical for excluding the African-American element.
"Oh, Maureen. If you only knew. Jordan Peele would one day not only smash that stigma but score a goddamn Oscar for that movie." Sean said, referring to the Jordan Peele movie Get Out.
Sean: (Narrating) Anyway, Phil and Maureen enter the theater filled with people dressed as Ghostface and the film begins with a re-telling of the opening and Maureen gets into the movie by being very helpful.
Maureen Evans: Bitch, hang the phone up and Star-69 his ass! Damn!
"And of course, she has to be that one person in the movie theater that talks during the movie. Let's add that moment to the Meta Moment counter." Sean said.
Meta Moment: #2
Sean: (Narrating) Also, we have a cameo from Heather Graham as Casey Becker. So, that's three meta moments.
Meta Moment: #3
Sean: (Narrating) So anyway, Maureen heads out to the concession stand to get herself something to snack on and something to drink.
Maureen Evans: Hi. Um, can I have a medium popcorn, no butter, and a small Diet Pepsi?
Sean: (V/O as Clerk) Alright, that'll $19.95.
Sean: (V/O as Maureen) $19.95 for some damn popcorn and a Diet Pepsi? Damn, you guys are expensive as shit!
(As Maureen heads back into the movie, she ends up getting scared by someone dressed as Ghostface. The person laughs as he removes his mask, revealing to be Phil)
Maureen Evans: (Hits Phil) You ass!
Phil Stevens: I'm sorry. I had to, baby.
Maureen Evans: What are you playing?
Phil Stevens: Would you relax? God! What's wrong with you?
Maureen Evans: I don't like being scared. I don't like that.
Phil Stevens: Baby, it's just a movie. Besides, scary movies are great foreplay.
"Hmm, scary movies are great foreplay. Maybe I should play John Carpenter's Halloween for me and Taylor to watch." Sean said.
Sean: (Narrating) So while Maureen heads into the theater to watch the movie, Phil takes a little potty break so he won't have the piss scared out of him. He heads into the bathroom and comes across a Comic Con convention and heads into one of the stalls and a whispering patron right next to him.
Patron: (High-pitched voice) I didn't mean it. I didn't mean it. I swear. I swear. I'll be good. Please, don't, Mommy.
(Phil chuckles a bit and puts his head up against the stall wall)
Patron: I'll tell you. Really. I'll tell you, Mommy. Really. I'll tell you why I did it, Mommy.
(Phil puts his head close against the stall wall)
"Uh, Phil. I don't think you want to do that. I believe that's unsanitary to put your head up against the stall wall like that." Sean said.
(We see the killer dressed as Ghostface, stab Phil in the head through the wall of the bathroom stall)
"Boy, isn't that one of the flimsiest stalls that I have ever seen, but I'm gonna let that slide because that's one of my favorite kills ever. And one of the most painful deaths ever ouch. And third, he's the first black guy to get killed in the first five minutes." Sean said.
Meta Moment: #4
Sean: (Narrating) So, the killer returns donning Phil's jacket and sits next to Maureen while she's getting into the movie.
Maureen Evans: You came back just in time. It looks like she's about to get it. Want some popcorn?
"Don't mind if I do." Sean said as he picks up his Captain Marvel popcorn tin that's filled with Orville Redenbacher's popcorn and starts eating it. "Boy, do I miss going to the movies."
Maureen Evans: Uh-uh. See, if that was me, I would be out of there.
"Uh, yeah. How long until she gets it?" Sean asked.
(Maureen finds blood on Phil's jacket and looks at the blood on her hands before looking at the killer. The killer turns to Maureen and holds his knife up as Maureen screams right when the killer stabs her in the stomach)
"Well, that didn't take long." Sean said.
Sean: (Narrating) The killer stabs Maureen multiple times during the scene where Casey Becker gets killed while the crowd goes wild in a scene that Scary Movie would make fun of.
(Maureen climbs up the stairs in front of the movie screen and lets out one final cry until the audience realize that she isn't faking. Maureen falls down dead)
"Okay, now that is an opening." Sean said.
Sean: (Narrating) I love the character's realistic banter, the way they both died and it's cool to see part of the moviegoing experience immortalized in film.
"Right now, when you mention the word "costume", expect to get searched by a security guard." Sean said.
Sean: (Narrating) After that amazing opening, we open on Windsor College, where we see Sidney Prescott, played once again by Neve Campbell, waking up only to get a phone call from a prank caller.
Sidney Prescott (Played by Neve Campbell): Who is this?
Mysterious Voice: You tell me.
(Sidney picks up the caller ID and sees the name)
Sidney Prescott: Cory Gillis, 555-0176.
Cory Gillis: Oh, shit!
Sidney Prescott: Hot flash, Cory-
Cory Gillis: Shit!
Sidney Prescott: Crank calls are a criminal offence prosecuted under penal code 653-M.
(Cory hangs up the phone)
Sidney Prescott: Hope you enjoyed the movie.
"And she shows off her fancy new caller ID machine. Don't you just love caller ID? Let's you know who's calling." Sean said.
Sean: (Narrating) We're introduced to her roommate Hallie McDaniel, played by Elise Neal from Disney Channel's A.N.T. Farm and Sidney sees Cotton Weary on television. We learn that Cotton, played by Liev Schrieber, is fully exonerated for the murder of Sidney's mother. Oh, great. Cotton Weary is innocent and O.J. is still guilty. Anyway, Sid's life is going great in college and she working on putting her life back together after the Woodsboro killings until all that takes a sharp turn for the worse when she sees a news report about the two Stab killings from last night.
Reporter Outside Theater (Played by Dave Allen Clark): The two Windsor College students were murdered last night during a sneak preview of the new movie Stab. The police haven't released any information except for the victims' names, but a press conference is scheduled for later today. The victims, Maureen Evans and Phil Stevens, were both Windsor seniors.
Sidney Prescott: Where's Randy?
Hallie McDaniel (Played by Elise Neal): He's got Film Theory this morning.
"Wait, so your first instinct was to go to the film geek and get help from him. Why? Well, he did survive in the first movie and he was right about most of the events that took place in it. When trouble goes down, look for the Film Brain." Sean said.
(A picture of Matthew Buck a.k.a. Film Brain is shown)
"Besides him." Sean said.
Sean: (Narrating) While heading to Randy's Film Theory class, Sidney gets some scared looks from her peers and a bunch of reporters who are out to harass her before we cut to Film Theory class, where we're introduced to Randy Meeks once again, played by Jamie Kennedy, and we're introduced to some fresh new faces like Mickey Altieri, played by Timothy Olymphant and Cici Cooper, played by Sarah Michelle Gellar.
Meta Moment: #5
Sean: (Narrating) And we see that they're on the topic of sequels.
Meta Moment: #6
Mickey Altieri (Played by Timothy Olymphant): Many sequels have surpassed their original.
Randy Meeks (Played by Jamie Kennedy): Oh, yeah?
Cici Cooper (Played by Sarah Michelle Gellar): Name one.
Film Class Guy #2 (Played by Walter Franks): Aliens. Far better than the first.
Cici Cooper: Yeah, well, there's no accounting for taste.
Randy Meeks: Thank you. Ridley Scott rules. Name another.
Film Class Guy #1 (Played by Joshua Jackson): No. Aliens is a classic, okay? "Get away from her, you bitch!"
Randy Meeks: I believe the line is "Stay away from her, you bitch." It's film class, right?
"What? No! No, that's not the line. That's not the right line. In fact, Ripley said this line." Sean said.
(A clip from Aliens is shown)
Ripley (Played by Sigourney Weaver): Get away from her, you bitch!
"See? The dude from Dawson's Creek and Little Fires Everywhere was right and you were wrong. Stupid!" Sean exclaimed.
Randy Meeks: Another.
Mickey Altieri: T2.
Cici Cooper: You've got a hard-on for Cameron.
Randy Meeks: Big one.
Film Class Guy #1: House II: The Second Story.
Mickey Altieri: The Godfather Part II.
(The students agree with Mickey)
"You also have The Empire Strikes Back, Superman II, Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan, Spider-Man 2, A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors, Iron Man 3, Die Hard With a Vengeance, Back to the Future Part III, Gremlins 2: The New Batch, Ghostbusters II, Lethal Weapon 2, Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade, The Road Warrior. The list goes on." Sean said.
Sean: (Narrating) Sidney arrives shortly and Randy leaves with her as Sidney is convinced that the killings are linked to them while Randy is in complete denial and putting it down to coincidence. Also, Randy pointed out that the entire horror genre was destroyed by sequels. Yeah, a funny comment for a character to say when they're in a horror sequel.
Meta Moment: #7
Sean: (Narrating) We're also introduced to Sidney's new boyfriend Derek, played by Jerry O'Connell.
"Shouldn't he be running away from a train with Wil Wheaton or fight to the death with Doomsday? Or shouldn't he be doing Kangaroo Jack 2 right about now?" Sean asked, referencing the movies Stand by Me, The Death of Superman and Kangaroo Jack.
Derek Feldman (Played by Jerry O'Connell): Is there anything I can do?
Sidney Prescott: Well, you got any tricks for getting me back to a pseudo-quasi-happy existence?
Derek Feldman: You know, I might just have one for that.
Sidney Prescott: Yeah?
Randy Meeks: Oh, yeah? What is it?
(Derek kisses Sidney while Randy looks annoyed)
Sidney Prescott: (Smiles at Derek) That was pretty good.
Randy Meeks: Get a room.
"Don't worry, Randy. We've all been there. Us movie nerds wish that we could get the hot chick. Who am I kidding, I'm a movie nerd and I already got a hot chick and I have sex with her every night." Sean winked at the camera.
Sean: (Narrating) With the media circus involved, we're re-introduced to Gale Weathers, once again played by Courteney Cox, and she's sporting a new hairdo. She also brings her new cameraman named Joel, played by Duane Martin, along for the ride.
Gale Weathers (Played by Courteney Cox): All right, listen, Joel. This is how it works. I point, you shoot. You stay focused and fast on your feet, and we'll get along fine. You're playing with the big boys now, you got it?
Joel (Played by Duane Martin): Got it! Got you covered. I'm all over it. And don't worry about a thing. How hard can it be? You point and I shoot. I'm there!
"Dude, relax! You're here to get stuff on camera, not here to film a Trump/Biden debate before it ends with Biden punching Trump in the face." Sean said.
Sean: (Narrating) Gale has become a celebrity due to the events of the first film and wards off the attention of other reporters until she gets approached by a local journalist named Debbie Salt, played by Laurie Metcalfe, who sees to view Gale as her idol.
Debbie Salt (Played by Laurie Metcalfe): I-I know you probably get this all the time, but I just wanted to say I am such a big fan of your work. I just finished your book. I-I couldn't put it down. Insightful, probing- I just really, really loved your book.
Gale Weathers: Thank you. Thanks.
Debbie Salt: Sure. (Walks with Gale) I'm a writer myself. I write for the local paper, for the Post Telegram. I'm Debbie Salt. I took your seminar in Chicago last year. I was the one in the front row asking all the questions.
Gale Weathers: Right. I thought you looked familiar.
Debbie Salt: Oh, thank you.
"Well, of course she looked familiar. She's Aunt Jackie from Roseanne and The Connors." Sean said.
Sean: (Narrating) Sidney sees Gale interviewing the town sheriff until the cast from Mean Girls, played by Portia De Rossi and Rebecca Gayheart, approach her.
Sorority Sister Murphy (Played by Portia De Rossi): This must be flat-out hell for you. How are you holding up?
Sidney Prescott: I manage.
Sorority Sister Murphy: It's really weird, isn't it? To think this fuss is all because of you! I mean, not directly, but in some six-degrees-of-Kevin Bacon.
Sorority Sister Lois (Played by Rebecca Gayheart): Now, Hallie, are you gonna bring your friend to our little martini mixer tonight?
Sidney Prescott: I have a lot of work to do.
Hallie McDaniel: We'll be there.
Sorority Sister Lois: Oh, good. Because, Sid, we have our eyes on you. You hang in there, and if there's anything we can do-
Sorority Sister Murphy: The Delta Lambdas are very sensitive to your plight.
Sorority Sister Lois: Yeah. Bye!
"Yeah, that's Karen Smith and Gretchen Wieners in college. Now, if you add Regina George into the mix." Sean said.
(A clip from Mean Girls plays as we see a clip of Regina George screaming)
"Wanna bet any of them will be victims of this new Ghostface soon?" Brian asked as he takes a slug of white wine.
Sean: (Narrating) Sidney sees Dewey, once again played by David Arquette, wandering around the college grounds for some reason and the two of them reunite and we see that he's walking around with a limp due to a severed nerve. Well, probably because he got stabbed in the back by the killer in the last film.
Dewey Riley (Played by David Arquette): Look, Sid, if there is some freaked-out psycho trying to follow in Billy Loomis' footsteps, you probably already know him. Or her, or them. They're probably already in your life. They get off on that. I just want you to be careful, Sid.
Sidney Prescott: Oh, you- You think I don't know that, Dewey? (Sighs) But what am I supposed to do? Just cut everybody off? Crawl under a rock? What?
"Hey, save that for the third film." Sean said.
Sean: (Narrating) While Dewey goes to talk to the police chief, Sid reunites with Gale and…
"Wait a minute. What happened last time when Gale shoved a camera in Sidney's face?" Sean asked.
(A clip from Scream plays, as we see Sidney punching Gale in the face)
"Yeah, that happened. Well, let's see what happens." Sean said.
Sean: (Narrating) Gale brings up Cotton Weary to talk with Sidney for the first time since he was accused and Sidney is not too happy about this.
Sidney Prescott: What the hell are you doing?
Gale Weathers: We want to know how you feel. Tell us everything that's happened, looking back on the last two years.
Cotton Weary (Played by Liev Schrieber): Sidney, I'd just like to say that I forgive and forget, and just like you, I'd like to get back on with my own life.
Gale Weathers: Do you have any comments?
Sidney Prescott: You bitch!
Gale Weathers: Ah-ah.
"Oh, she called her a "bitch". Now if only this ends with her slugging Gale in the face." Sean said.
Gale Weathers: Oh, Sidney, share with us, please!
(Sidney backhands Gale in the face)
Sidney Prescott: I'll share with you!
"Damn! Sidney kept that pimp hand strong." Sean laughed.
Hallie McDaniel: (To Joel) Did you get that on film?
Joel: (In a feminine voice) Yes, I got that on film.
"Ok, I just love that scene. Can we show that again?" Sean asked.
(The scene where Sidney slaps Gale in the face plays back over and over again)
Sean: (Narrating) After getting bitch slapped by Sidney, Gale catches up with Dewey and he confronts her about his depiction of him in her book.
Dewey Riley: Page 32: "Deputy Dewey filled the room with his Barney Fife-ish presence."
Gale Weathers: You read my book.
Dewey Riley: Oh, yes, I do read, Miss Weathers.
Gale Weathers: Oh, Dewey, don't take it so seriously. It's a character in a book.
Dewey Riley: Page 41: "Deputy Dewey oozed with inexperience."
"And immediately, these two are starting to act like Maddie Hayes and David Addison, Jr. from the show Moonlighting." Sean said.
Gale Weathers: Dewey, I never meant to imply-
Dewey Riley: How do you know that my dimwitted inexperience isn't merely a subtle form of manipulation used to lower people's expectations, thereby enhancing my ability to effectively manoeuvre within any given situation?
(Gale chuckles a bit and smiles at Dewey)
"Yeah, how long until these two get together?" Sean asked.
Sean: (Narrating) Later, that night, Sidney and Hallie decide to go out to a sorority party in hopes to get Sidney's mind off of the murders so they can get drunk and pledge. Meanwhile, Cici is sitting in the living room watching some television, until she gets a phone call from Ghostface, voiced by Roger L. Jackson.
"About time, because I was about to lose my mind if I don't hear Roger L. Jackson's voice." Sean said.
The Voice (Voiced by Roger L. Jackson): Who is this?
Cici Cooper: Cici. Who's this?
Sean: (V/O as Angel) Buffy, it's me. Angel. You're in danger.
Cici Cooper: Ted? Where are you? Are you drinking?
The Voice: Who's Ted?
Cici Cooper: Oh, I'm sorry. My bad. I thought you were someone else.
The Voice: That's okay. I am.
"Cici, hang up the phone. Like right now." Sean said.
Sean: (Narrating) Ghostface flirts with Cici before he reveals his true intentions and she does the smart thing when she hears a noise upstairs, thinking that's the killer and leaves the house.
Meta Moment: #8
Sean: (Narrating) Now, she could call campus security but since this is before the cell phone age, cordless phones have a very limited range, which means that she has to head back inside the house, where the killer is at. She tries to call campus security, but no luck. Until she gets jumpscared by her sorority sister Dawnie, played by Marisol Nichols.
"Oh, no. Not Hermione Lodge. Please, movie. Anyone but Marisol Nichols. We need her for Riverdale." Sean said.
Sean: (Narrating) The phone rings as Dawnie answers it and we get this clever little moment where we see Ghostface entering the house. See? It clearly shows that there is more than one killer running around and it goes by so quick that you'll probably won't even notice and he's not even holding a phone.
"Man, Wes Craven is a God. No wonder he's one of my favorite directors." Sean said.
Sean: (Narrating) Ghostface eventually appears and goes after Cici and…
"I'm sorry, I'm gonna have to do this." Sean said as he picks up the remote and pushes a button.
(The Buffy the Vampire Slayer theme plays while Ghostface goes after Cici. Cici throws a potted vase at Ghostface, hitting him. She continues to run away from the killer and heads to another room. Cici is then chased to the top floor and pushes a bike at Ghostface. Ghostface grabs Cici and throws her through the balcony doors as we hear the sound of the record scratching. The killer stabs Cici in the back twice, then throws her over the third story balcony, killing her)
"Well... shit." Sean said, not saying another word.
Sean: (Narrating) Back at the wild party at the Delta Lambda Zeta house, we see that Sorority Sisters Lois and Murphy are busy talking to Sidney about safe sex and all that good stuff until everyone books it out to see what's going on at the Omega Beta Zeta house to see what happend to Cici and that crazy bitch Debbie Salt is suspiciously on site and books it out of here.
Debbie Salt: (Sees Gale) Gale, hi. You're just getting here. It's not good. It's a single victim. Sorority girl. So- I gotta go. I've got a deadline.
(Debbie leaves)
"Yeah, I got my eye on you, lady." Sean said.
Gale Weathers: Move it, Joel.
Joel: Gale, I have to be honest with you. I'm not cut out for this. I mean, I was brought here to do an interview, not Faces of Death 14.
Gale Weathers: Do not fuck with me.
"Isn't that what Monica said to Chandler when she pissed him off about him making fun of her being fat?" Sean asked.
Sean: (Narrating) Sid decides to leave but not before she heads back into the house to get her jacket and to answer the phone, only to get a phone call from an IRS scammer. No, I'm just kidding. Her secret admirer.
The Voice: Hello, Sidney. Remember me?
Sidney Prescott: What do you want?
The Voice: I want you. It's show time.
Sidney Prescott: Then why don't you show your face, you fucking coward.
(Sidney hangs up the phone)
Man's Voice: My pleasure.
(Sidney turns around and sees Ghostface)
Sidney Prescott: Derek!
Sean: (Narrating) Sidney sees Ghostface and runs away while he chases her, only for him to act all clumsy as fuck like always. She makes it out of there alive, only for Derek to head inside to tangle with the killer, but instead Derek gets slashed in the arm. Well, can't blame a guy for tryin'. Nice of you, buddy. But for some reason, nobody seems to think so as they all assume that he's the killer.
Captain Down (Played by Timothy T. Hillman): No struggle? He just cut you and ran away? You're lucky he didn't kill you.
Dewey Riley: Yeah, it's awfully convenient.
Derek Feldman: Say what?
Dewey Riley: Nothing. It's just a shame he got away so easily.
"What? Look, I'm all for covering your tracks but why would he slash his own arm that bad just to not look guilty. The poor bastard made it out once. And if he was the killer, why would he head back inside the house to slash his own arm? Boy, the cops in this movie are complete fucking idiots." Sean said as he phone started ringing again. "Hello?"
"What's your favorite scary movie?" Ghostface asked.
"Oh, this motherfucker again. What do you want now? You want me to beat your ass in another round of movie trivia again?" Sean asked.
"Shut up, you ass goblin!" Ghostface yelled out. "This time, I'm bringing the game to you."
"Oh, yeah? And how's that?" Sean asked.
"You'll see." Ghostface said as he ends the call.
Sean proceeds to look at the camera in fear.
"What the hell does he mean by that?" Sean asked.
Sean: (Narrating) The next day, we see Gale and Dewey playing the name game with Chief Hartley, played by David Arquette's father Lewis Arquette, when he lists the names of the three victims Maureen Evans, Phil Stevens and Cici Cooper. And when Chief Hartley mentions that Cici's real name is Casey. Yes, Casey.
Gale Weathers: As in Casey Becker?
Chief Hartley (Played by Lewis Arquette): Excuse me?
Gale Weathers: She was a young victim in Woodsboro. As well as her boyfriend, Steven Orth.
Dewey Riley: As in Phil Stevens.
Gale Weathers: Maureen Evans- Maureen Prescott. That's Sidney's mother.
Dewey Riley: Do you think someone's trying to duplicate Woodsboro?
Gale Weathers: It looks like it.
"Turns out that there's a copycat killer on the loose trying to make a real-life sequel." Sean said.
Sean: (Narrating) Anyway, Chief Hartley has two of his best detectives guarding Sidney, which is putting a strain on her relationship with Derek when she tells him that she think it would be best if he stayed far away from her as possible because he already got hurt and she didn't want to see that happen to him again.
Derek Feldman: You are concerned with my personal well-being and not with trusting me or anything, right?
Sidney Prescott: Like I said, I just don't want to see you get hurt.
Derek Feldman: And I don't want to see you get hurt. Okay, Sid?
"I just don't want you to star in that movie Three to Tango and star in Scream 4." Sean said, imitating Derek.
Sean: (Narrating) Back with Dewey and Gale, the two of them join forces to help Sid but then Debbie Salt shows up to hound our favorite reporter. Meanwhile at lunch, Mickey theorizes about Randy being the killer.
Mickey Altieri: I've been thinking about this whole murder thing. Have they checked out Randy?
Derek Feldman: What?
Mickey Altieri: I know he's an innocent victim the first time around, but he's a little off. You know what I'm saying?
Hallie McDaniel: Come on. Randy? The guy's harmless.
Mickey Altieri: That's what they said about Dahmer.
"Yeah, that's what they said about Charles Manson. But that guy is a fucking nut." Sean said.
Sean: (Narrating) Sidney shows up but she doesn't sit down next to Derek after he pulls out a chair for her. Then, she starts talking about the officers protecting her.
Sidney Prescott: The one on the right is Officer Richards. He is a Capricorn. Divorced. Father of two. And the one on the left is Officer Andrews. He is a Gemini. He's single, but I think he's gay.
Hallie McDaniel: (Mouthing words) Really?
Sidney Prescott: Mm-hmm.
"Oh, great. This scene is turning into the college version of Sex and the City. Also, I would just like to point out that Officer Richards and Officer Andrews are named after Kyle Richards and Brian Andrews, the two kid actors who played Lindsey Wallace and Tommy Doyle in John Carpenter's Halloween. Better add that to the meta moment counter." Sean said.
Meta Moment: #9
Sean's phone starts ringing once again as the young critic rolls his eyes in disgust before answering it. "What?! What do you want? I don't want to play any of your goddamn trivia games!"
"Oh, this isn't a trivia game, Sean." Ghostface said. "I have something better to torture you with. And it's coming up right now."
"Oh, no." Sean said. His eyes widened in shock, realizing what's about to come up in the film.
"Oh, yes." Ghostface laughs.
Derek Feldman: "This morning, I woke up with this feeling, I didn't know how to deal with." (Sings) And so I just decided to myself. I'd hide it to myself…
"Dude, stop singing." Sean said.
Derek Feldman: (Continues to sing) I think I love you. I think I love you. Isn't that what life is made of. And though it worries me to say I've never felt this way. Hey!
"Oh, my God. NO!" Sean yelled out.
(Derek gets up and stands on top of a table)
Derek Feldman: (Sings) I think I love you! So what am I so afraid of. I'm afraid that I'm not sure of a love there is no cure for. I think I love you. Isn't that what life is made of...
"In the words of Super Humman, "Fuck this shit!". I'd rather get shot than review a movie which involves Jerry O'Connell singing." Sean said as he got up from off of the couch.
Sean walks over to the front door, unlocking it before he heads outside with his hands raised up in the air.
"Alright, let's get this over with." Sean said.
Immediately, someone points a gun at Sean and takes a shot at him. Luckily, the bullet missed and hit the Jack-O-Lantern as Sean ran inside.
"I'VE CHANGED MY MIND!" Sean yelled out as he locked the door behind him.
Sean: (Narrating) Yeah, that was horrible to get through. I hope he has a Sliders portal that he could jump through. After he finishes singing a song from Top Gun…
"You son of a bitch, I'll never watch Top Gun the same again." Sean said, glaring at the camera. "If somebody did that in my lunchroom, he would be pelted with so much shit that's being thrown at him. Better get the mashed potatoes ready."
Sean: (Narrating) ...Derek shows Sidney where his loyalty lies, he gives her his sorority necklace, which is a big no-no with the brothers. Yeah, I've never understood that side of college. Anyway, we cut to an interview and we learn that Tori Spelling did end up playing Sidney in the movie "Stab".
Meta Moment: #10
(A clip from Scream is shown)
Tatum Riley (Played by Rose McGowan): Hey Sid, just think. If they make a movie about you, who's gonna play you?
Sidney Prescott: I shudder to think.
Dewey Riley: I see you as a young Meg Ryan myself.
Sidney Prescott: Thanks, Dewey. With my luck, they cast Tori Spelling.
Sean: (Narrating) And we get a clip from the movie "Stab" with Tori Spelling as Sidney Prescott and Luke Wilson as Billy Loomis.
"Yeah, I don't see Luke Wilson as Billy Loomis. If I was directing the movie "Stab", I would cast Nolan North as Billy Loomis." Sean said.
Sean: (Narrating) We then get a fun little conversation between Randy and Dewey when they talk about the rules of the sequel.
Randy Meeks: Number one: the body count is always bigger. Number two: the death scenes are always more elaborate- more blood, more gore. Carnage candy. Your core audience just expects it. And number three: if you want your sequel to become a franchise, never ever…
Dewey Riley: How do we find the killer, Randy? That's what I wanna know.
"Goddamn it, Dewey! I wanted to know what the third rule is." Sean said. "Guess we'll never know."
Meta Moments: #11, #12 and #13
Sean: (Narrating) Then Randy starts naming the lists of suspects. In which Derek is one of them. Then, you have Mickey. But if he's a suspect, then so is Randy.
"Look, there's a formula to it. A very simple formula. EVERYBODY'S A SUSPECT!" Sean yelled out. "Christ almighty. Haven't you learned that from the first movie?"
Dewey Riley: Okay, let's move on to-
Randy Meeks: Hallie.
Dewey Riley: Sid's roommate?
Randy Meeks: (Smiles) Uh-huh.
Dewey Riley: Serial killers are typically white males.
"So what are you saying? Are you trying to say that black people can't be serial killers?" Sean asked, looking offended. "Oh, wait. There's Candyman. I forgot."
Sean: (Narrating) And Gale is also on the list of suspects too. And speaking of Gale, her new cameraman Joel is having some second thoughts about working with her after he read her book and after reading about what happened to her last cameraman.
Gale Weathers: It's a job, Joel. And like every job, there's a few drawbacks. But you're a professional cameraman. You've got to act like one.
Joel: Yeah, but I wanna report the news. I don't wanna be the news. Besides, brothers don't last long in situations like this.
Meta Moment: #14
"Take a look at films like The Shining, Ghost Ship, The People Under the Stairs, Alien. You have movies where the black guy dies first." Sean said.
(A clip from Canadian Bacon is shown)
Kabral (Played by Bill Nunn): I'm telling you, man. The black guy always dies first.
"Hell, even the movie Canadian Bacon pointed that out and that movie was released two years before Scream 2 was made." Sean said.
Sean: (Narrating) Back with Sidney, she sits and talks to the director of the play named Gus Gold, played by David Warner. And the two of them have a long conversation about Sidney's inner strength and his belief that she can't hide from her fear and should embrace it and I have to tell you that this is a pretty good scene and my favorite too.
Drama Teacher Gus Gold (Played by David Warner): So, the risk of sounding like a college drama teacher, if you've got pain around this kind of material, use it. This is your role, Sid. Cassandra is one of the great tragic visionaries of literature. She saw it all coming: the wars, the murder, the madness. She knew she was cursed. It was her fate, and she embraced it. None of us can avoid our fate, but as an artist you can honestly face it and fight it.
Sidney Prescott: You're good.
"Well, of course I'm good, my dear. I was the voice of Ra's al Ghul in Batman: The Animated Series and The Lobe in Freakazoid. I'm that damn good." Sean said, imitating Gus Gold before switching back to his normal voice. "Also, you get a cameo from David Warner, who starred in The Omen. Better add that to the meta moment counter.
Meta Moment: #15
Sean: (Narrating) So as the group runs through rehearsals, Sidney spots Ghostface through a circle of masked figures, appearing and disappearing quickly before she eventually runs into him and is thrown to the floor. But it turns out to be a fellow cast member.
"Wait, so was he actually there or is she losing her marbles?" Sean asked.
Sean: (Narrating) While backstage, Sidney waits for Mickey to pick her up, but then Derek arrives to pick her up instead of Mickey is busy doing some editing and she asks him to back off and give her some space.
Derek Feldman: Being alone is not the answer, Sid.
Sidney Prescott: Yeah, well, I think it is. I need some distance.
Derek Feldman: Well, do I get a say in this?
"Well, you were in Kangaroo Jack and the Yours, Mine and Ours remake, so..." Sean said.
Sidney Prescott: No.
"Well, there's your answer." Sean said.
Derek Feldman: You got it.
Sean: (Narrating) Meanwhile, the rest of the cast is busy having some fun banter and I love this little line coming up.
Dewey Riley: When'd she start smoking?
Randy Meeks: Ever since those nude pictures on the internet.
Gale Weathers: It was just my head. It was Jennifer Aniston's body.
"Okay, that was pretty funny. But I have a joke to go with it. You should see her making out with Jennifer Aniston." Sean said as a clip from the FX show Dirt plays which features Jennifer Aniston's character making out with Courteney Cox's character.
Sean: (Narrating) Anyway, they talk about who the killer could be if the killer is repeating Woodsboro and if there's a possible pattern. Gale gets a phone call as Randy answers it, only to be the killer. Gale and Dewey tell Randy to keep the killer on the phone while they spread out looking for someone with a cellphone while Randy searches through the park and taunts Randy by pissing him off.
Randy Meeks: Where's your innovation? Why copycat two high school loser-ass dickheads? Stu was a pussy-ass wet rag. And Billy Loomis- Billy Loomis! What the fuck! Jesus! What a rat-lookin' homo-repressed mama's boy! Why not set your goals higher, huh? You wanna be one of the big boys? Huh? Manson, Bundy, O.J., Son-
(Randy gets pulled into the newsvan by Ghostface and gets killed)
"What the shit?!" Sean yelled out in shock.
(Dewey, Gale and Joel come across Randy, who's lying in the newsvan bloody and dead)
"Okay, I think it's about time that we talk about this notorious death scene." Sean said.
Sean: (Narrating) Like, what the hell. Randy was one of the greatest characters in movie history and his death shocked everybody. No one expected this to happen and the bad thing about this scene is that it comes at the expense of Randy and the movie loses its identity. And yes, I know that they brought him back in a cameo in Scream 3 and there was even talk about him actually being alive and that he was only wounded. Yeah, he looked a little bit more wounded didn't he? And I have to agree that this was a bad call for killing him off.
"One for me." Sean said as he grabs his box of Count Chocula cereal and pours some in his mouth. "And one for Randy. Rest in peace, you magnificent son of a bitch."
Sean pours some cereal on the floor just as Taylor enters the room and looks on in shock.
"Dammit, Sean! I just cleaned the floor!" Taylor yelled out.
"Sorry, babe. They just killed off Randy." Sean said while eating his cereal.
"Randy's not going to be the only one that's going to get killed." Taylor said in a threating tone.
Sean: (Narrating) Meanwhile, Sidney is sitting by the computer at the library until she gets a threatening message that let's her know that she's going to die tonight and the two officers move her from the computer and putting her next to AN OPEN FUCKING DOORWAY! She's pulled aside by Cotton, who's still aching for that interview with her, which will be conducted by Diane Sawyer. Sidney, who hates the press, turns him down and Cotton gets belligerent.
Cotton Weary: You're sorry. Yeah, I bet you're real sorry, Sidney.
(Sidney tries to get away from Cotton as he stops her by grabbing her arm)
Cotton Weary: Such a good angle, Sidney. Loveable and fucked-up Sidney Prescott! Everybody's favorite little victim!
(One of the officers grab Cotton and arrest him)
Sean: (V/O as Cotton) Okay, I'm sorry! I'll leave her alone!
Sean: (Narrating) Cotton gets arrested but then gets released since the police have nothing on him. Also, crazy lady Debbie Salt is still here. Yeah, let's not forget about her and Gale goes off on her and Joel does the smartest thing ever and quits and gets out of there before he ends up being another brother getting killed in a horror movie. So now, it's up to Gale and Dewey to team up and find the killer and as night rolls and they go over some footage that Joel shot throughout the entire film and they get hands on with each other.
(Gale and Dewey start making out passionately with each other on top of the teacher's desk)
"Oh, Jesus. Haven't you idiots ever learn in a horror movie that you can never have sex? That's a big no-no right there." Sean said.
Sean: (Narrating) But their makeout session is interrupted by some new footage of all of the film's victims like Phil, Maureen, Cici and Randy. And then the footage focuses on them as Dewey heads up to the projection room, only to find it empty.
Gale Weathers: Dewey!
(Dewey leaves the projection room and looks around)
Dewey Riley: There's no one there.
(Ghostface pops up from behind and chases Gale)
"Damn, he's fast!" Sean exclaimed.
Sean: (V/O as Gale) Here, you got a phone call!
(Gale hits Ghostface with the phone and runs out of the room)
Sean: (Narrating) Gale hides into the sound studio and manages to avoid being seen by Ghostface and this is where things get tense as Gale manages to get one step ahead of the killer before shutting herself in a soundproof room, which doesn't have a lock. Dewey heads into the room and calls out to Gale and tries to get her attention. Then, this happens.
(Ghostface comes up from behind Dewey and stabs him in the back repeatedly while Gale watches in horror)
"Well, he's dead." Sean said.
(The screen turns black and white and a sound effect plays. The word "Wasted" is shown on the screen right when Dewey gets stabbed)
"Well, he's not really dead. I mean, we got two more films left." Sean said as the posters for Scream 3 and Scream 4 are shown.
(Gale barricades the door with a shelf to keep the killer from coming after her. Then, Ghostface tries to break through the glass)
"Really? How stupid is this killer? Is he trying to break through shatterproof glass just to kill Monica?" Sean asked.
Sean: (Narrating) Back with Sidney, her and Hallie are being taken away off campus by Officer Andrews and Officer Richards, played by Philip Pavel and Chris Doyle, respectively. And Derek says his goodbyes to Sidney before she leaves.
(The song "I Don't Want to Wait" by Paula Cole plays in the background)
Derek Feldman: When this is all over, I'll still be here.
(Sidney kisses Derek before leaving)
"I know, I just felt like doing a little Dawson's Creek reference. Tune in November for episodes of Dawson's Creek on Netflix. All six seasons." Sean said.
Sean: (Narrating) After Sidney leaves, Derek gets snatched up by his frat boys and gets tied up and having beer thrown in his face as punishment for giving away his letters to Sidney.
"What?" Sean asked with a confused look on his face.
Sean: (Narrating) Is this how they do things in college? This is some weird hazing shit that I just don't understand. Back with Sidney and Hallie, they are being escorted by Officer Andrews and Officer Richards and we get some pretty edgy jokes here.
Hallie McDaniel: So, where are you taking us, anyway?
Officer Richards (Played by Chris Doyle): If we tell you. we'll have to kill you.
"Isn't that the tagline for the C.I.A.?" Sean asked.
Officer Andrews (Played by Philip Pavel): Don't ask; don't tell.
"What is it that Sidney said about Officer Andrews a few scenes earlier?" Sean asked.
Sidney Prescott: He is a Gemini. He's single, but I think he's gay.
Hallie McDaniel: (Mouthing words) Really?
Sidney Prescott: Mm-hmm.
"Nah, he couldn't be." Sean said.
Sean: (Narrating) Ghostface appears and kills Officer Andrews and tries to take out Richards and the movie decides to go all Mission Impossible: Fallout and Baby Driver on our asses as the killer drive through some road construction and crashes the car, which leads to a really gruesome death.
(Sidney and Hallie see Officer Richards' lifeless body. We see that a copper pipe went through his head)
Hallie McDaniel: Oh, is he dead?
Sidney Prescott: Oh, God. I think so.
"You think so?" Sean said as he stares in complete shock and frustratingly re-enacts the moment, trying to comprehend what Sidney just said, but before he loses it, he starts talking very calmly. "Well, yes. Yes, he is, Sidney. He has passed on. This person is no more. He has ceased to live. He's expired and gone to meet his maker. He's a stiff. Bereft of life! His soul has left his body! He rests in peace! If he didn't had a copper pipe through his head, he'd be pushing up daisies! His metabolic processes are now history! He's off the twig! He's kicked the bucket! He's shuffled off the mortal coil! Run down the curtain and joined the fuckin' choir invisible! THIS... IS... AN... EX... PERSON!"
(A clip from Monty Python's Flying Circus plays)
Shopkeeper (Played by Michael Palin): Well, I'd better replace it, then.
Sean: (Narrating) Sidney pulls down the car's divider and crawls past an unconscious Ghostface. Uh, couldn't you just take off his mask just to get it over and done with? I'm just sayin'. She doesn't take off his mask. But instead her and Hallie get out of the car and run away, only for Sidney to do this.
Sidney Prescott: I wanna know who it is.
Hallie McDaniel: Oh, no. Come on, Sid. Come on, please. Let's just go.
Sidney Prescott: I'm going back.
Hallie McDaniel: Look, look. Stupid people go back. Okay? Smart people run. We're smart people, so we should just get the fuck outta here.
Meta Moment: #16
"Yeah, for once in your life, listen to the smart black chick. Make a run for it!" Sean exclaimed.
Sean: (Narrating) Sidney goes back to the car so she can find out who the killer is, only to find that he's gone.
(Ghostface appears from behind)
Sean: (V/O as Ghostface) Surprise, motherfucker!
Sean: (Narrating) Ghostface kills Hallie and goes after Sidney but he falls back for some reason. Back with Gale, she bumps into Cotton and sees that he has blood on his hands as he tries to tell her that he found Dewey and he tried to help him. But Gale makes a run for it and bumps into Debbie Salt. Meanwhile, Sidney runs into the auditorium, only to find Derek passed out drunk and tied up to something stupid. But then the killer shows up and he's revealed to be…
(Right when Ghostface is about to take off his mask to reveal himself, the scene then cuts to "Viewer Mail" from Back at the Barnyard)
Pig (Played by Tino Insana): Hey, folks! Viewer mail time, again. Oh, here's one from Sally, age 14. (Clears throat) "Dear Pig, aren't you interrupting the story at the most suspenseful part?". Well, the answer is "Yes", Sally. Yes, I am. Keep those cards and letters coming.
(We see that the killer is revealed to be Mickey)
Sean: (Narrating) The killer is revealed to be Mickey. Yeah, you remember Mickey, the guy who we haven't seen since that cafeteria dance number. Yeah, I wasn't surprised that he was the killer. He starts messing with Sidney's head by claiming that Derek has been helping him the whole time. Derek tries to convince Sidney that he's innocent but then Mickey fatally shoots him in the chest, killing him.
Sidney Prescott: I'm sorry.
Derek Feldman: I never… would've… hurt you. Never.
Sean: (V/O as Derek) My only regret was starring in Kangaroo Jack.
Sean: (Narrating) So, what's Mickey's plan? Blame the movies at trial and be acquitted on the grounds of insanity, with the help of Alan Dershowitz or Johnny Cochran to represent him. But wait, there's more. Mickey has a partner and that partner is…
(Sidney turns around and sees Gale)
Sidney Prescott: Gale.
(We see Debbie Salt appearing, holding Gale at gunpoint as Sidney recognizes her)
Sidney Prescott: Mrs. Loomis?
Gale Weathers: What?
Mickey Altieri: Billy's mother! Nice twist, huh? Didn't see it comin, did ya?
Meta Moment: #17
"Yeah, Billy's mother is Mickey's partner. Kinda has a little Mrs. Voorhees touch to it, dontcha think?" Sean asked.
Sean: (Narrating) Mrs. Loomis teamed up with Mickey so that she can pay for his college tuition. But just like every partnership, there's some betrayal as Mrs. Loomis shoots Mickey three time, which causes him to shoot Gale and we see Laurie Metcalfe go over-the-top with her performance and I love it.
Mrs. Loomis: Oh, Mickey was a good boy, but, my God, that whole blame-the-movies-motive. Did you buy that for one second? Poor boy was completely out of his mind. (Kicks Mickey's corpse)
Sidney Prescott: And you're not?
Mrs. Loomis: No. I'm very sane. My motive isn't as '90s as Mickey's. Mine is just good, old-fashioned revenge. You killed my son! And now I kill you. And I can't think of anything more rational.
"Well, I can think of anything more rational. Slapping your niece." Sean said.
(A clip from The Connors is shown, featuring Jackie slapping Darlene in the face)
"Alright, I know that this was a serious moment in the show but man, Aunt Jackie slapped Darlene all the way back to the first season of Roseanne." Sean said.
Sean: (Narrating) Sidney and Mrs. Loomis duke it out in a good 'ol fashioned catfight involving an axe and a gun and a knife. But then Cotton intervenes and Mrs. Loomis persuades him to kill Sidney,
Cotton Weary: Betcha that Diane Sawyer interview's lookin' real good right about now. Huh?
Sidney Prescott: Consider it done.
(Cotton shoots Mrs. Loomis in the chest)
"Looks like he chose Option C." Sean said.
Sean: (Narrating) Oh, yeah. And Gale is alive. And aren't we forgetting about the part where the killer decides to come back for one last scare?
(Mickey suddenly resurfaces and screams)
"Oh, shit! That fucker's still alive! Quick, go Ted Nugent on his ass!" Sean yelled out as he pulls out his MP5 and starts shooting.
(Sidney and Gale start violently shooting Mickey to death. This scene is followed by clips from Die Hard, Pulp Fiction, Rambo: First Blood Part II, RoboCop and The Terminator and back to the movie)
"Okay, that was a little overkill right there. Wait, just in case." Sean said as he grabs a grenade and pulls the pin, throwing it as the grenade explodes. "Now, he's dead."
(Sidney turns to Mrs. Loomis and shoots her in the head to make sure that she's dead)
Sidney Prescott: Just in case.
Sean: (Narrating) Therefore, happy ending! The killers are dead, Joel comes back to assist Gale and Dewey's alive after being stabbed in the back again, mostly because the knife went into some old scar tissue which saved his life. As for Sidney, she gives the fame to Cotton. The end, roll credits.
"And that was Scream 2 and I really love this one." Sean said.
(Clips from the movie are shown once again)
Sean: (Narrating) Like the original movie, the commentary on movies, specifically sequels, is spot on and enjoyable. Wes Craven and Kevin Williamson put all of their creativity into this sequel. The cast is amazing, especially Neve Campbell and Courteney Cox. I love that the kills are improved and I loved the double killer aspect. I loved the "Cassandra" play scene including Danny Elfman's music for the scene. My only gripe about this movie was the death of Randy, that scene ticked me off. And this is my favorite movie in the Scream series, it does everything that the original did well and I definitely recommend it. Scream 2 comes in at 5 reporters asking for an interview out of five.
"And that is all for Halloween Havoc III, I'm Sean the Mayhem Critic and…" Sean said as he phone starts ringing again. "Hello?"
"Well done with the review, Archer." Ghostface said.
"Wait, how did you hear it?" Sean asked.
"I did more than hear it." Ghostface said.
"What the hell does that supposed to mean?" Sean asked.
Then, Ghostface pops up from behind Sean's couch as Sean turns around and shoots him.
"So predictable! What the hell? You really think that I was going to fall for that? Now, I gotta clean up the wall." Sean said.
Ghostface gets back up, with his knife in his hand as he gets ready to kill Sean until the young critic turns around and shoots him again, killing him.
"Now, he's friggin' dead!" Sean exclaimed as Taylor enters the room.
"What the hell is going on?" Taylor asked.
"Tay, Ghostface broke into my house and tried to kill me…" Sean said as Taylor sees Ghostface coming back up and getting ready to kill him.
"Sean, look out!" Taylor yelled out.
"Mother..!" Sean said as he shoots Ghostface once more, then starts beating him with his pistol. "SON OF A BITCH! I'M TRYING TO END HALLOWEEN HAVOC! HAPPY HALLOWEEN, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!"
Mayhem Critic Tagline- "Deputy Dewey oozed with inexperience."
And that is all for the Scream 2 review and that is all for Halloween Havoc III. I hope that you all enjoyed it and don't worry, next year is Halloween Havoc IV. Next time on The Mayhem Critic, Sean celebrates his 100th episode as he reviews the 1995 Adam Sandler comedy Billy Madison and sees if it's one of the best films from him ever. And after the Billy Madison review, in honor of the return of Animaniacs, I will be working on the Top 11 Animaniacs Episodes. Hope you're excited for that one. Don't forget to review this story, add it to your favorites and follow it for future updates. I'll see you guys next time. Till next time, my fellow readers.